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There Are No True Christians


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Just in case our troll "Christian" stops back by...

 

No matter what denomination of Christian you happen to be, I'd bet even money that I can find at least ten other denominations that think you are going to hell and not a "true Christian."

 

...so exactly where in the hell do you folks get off coming in making arrogant and uninformed judgements on us when your own religion can't even reach a consensus on what a "true christian" is?!

 

To say that "we can't be atheists," or just telling us that we can or can't be anything is a little freakin' silly when your own religion can't even get its own crap together! To say we lack morals is even more idiotic when your own religion has a hard time even deciding on what is actually "moral" or not...

 

I saw something on another forum a while back where they were trying to "prove" that it took more "faith" to be an atheist than it did to believe in god; I thought of a signature line I saw recently that said "The day that atheism becomes a religion is the day that not collecting stamps becomes a hobby."

 

...any other input?

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It makes more sense that there are no True Xians™ - after all, how many of us have seen people who can drink poison, heal the sick, raise the dead, and are immune to harm and persecution, all of which the Holah Babble says will apply to True Believers™?

 

Indeed, Xian sects fight so much over this translation and that, it's no wonder there aren't any True Xians™ - is it even possible to be?

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Just in case our troll "Christian" stops back by...

 

No matter what denomination of Christian you happen to be, I'd bet even money that I can find at least ten other denominations that think you are going to hell and not a "true Christian."

 

...so exactly where in the hell do you folks get off coming in making arrogant and uninformed judgements on us when your own religion can't even reach a consensus on what a "true christian" is?!

 

To say that "we can't be atheists," or just telling us that we can or can't be anything is a little freakin' silly when your own religion can't even get its own crap together! To say we lack morals is even more idiotic when your own religion has a hard time even deciding on what is actually "moral" or not...

 

I saw something on another forum a while back where they were trying to "prove" that it took more "faith" to be an atheist than it did to believe in god; I thought of a signature line I saw recently that said "The day that atheism becomes a religion is the day that not collecting stamps becomes a hobby."

 

...any other input?

 

I share your feeling on xians trying to say that it takes more "faith" to be athiest or agnostic. Actually they do have a point when the "work" is concerned. It takes effort to shead a falsehood that you've been believing for your entire life. But by the same token just because it might be harder to believe doesn't mean its not better to believe. I mean do you think Newton and Einstien had faith in what they were told about the world? Obviously not cause they came up with newtonian physics and calculus. Which is easier to understand, the world is flat or differential equations? Which is more valuable?

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I share your feeling on xians trying to say that it takes more "faith" to be athiest or agnostic. Actually they do have a point when the "work" is concerned. It takes effort to shead a falsehood that you've been believing for your entire life. But by the same token just because it might be harder to believe doesn't mean its not better to believe. I mean do you think Newton and Einstien had faith in what they were told about the world? Obviously not cause they came up with newtonian physics and calculus. Which is easier to understand, the world is flat or differential equations? Which is more valuable?

 

Great comment!

 

I'm working on a semi-humorous essay of sorts that sort of relates to some of this. My dad is in utter disbelief that all three of his sons have utterly rejected christianity; I mean, he can't even COMPREHEND the idea of it ...almost spooky-like. He's an educated guy, retired minister, PhD in theology, and he taught his kids how to think and question. Then he is oblivious as to how we could actually question religion...

 

The thing I am working on is the prevalent notion that "our ideas can't be wrong" that seems to be kind of the norm anymore. It's like people can't even grasp the concept of the fact that other people don't believe the same way or like the same things as them. The topic centers on some people I used to work with who would bitch about the guy at the gas station playing his rap music at 80 decibels, while at the same time cranking thier C&W music to drown out the Led Zeppelin or whatever we had going at the time. Yet they were utterly unable to see the condradiction between what they were saying and thier own actions.

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Just in case our troll "Christian" stops back by...

 

No matter what denomination of Christian you happen to be, I'd bet even money that I can find at least ten other denominations that think you are going to hell and not a "true Christian."

 

...so exactly where in the hell do you folks get off coming in making arrogant and uninformed judgements on us when your own religion can't even reach a consensus on what a "true christian" is?!

 

To say that "we can't be atheists," or just telling us that we can or can't be anything is a little freakin' silly when your own religion can't even get its own crap together! To say we lack morals is even more idiotic when your own religion has a hard time even deciding on what is actually "moral" or not...

 

I saw something on another forum a while back where they were trying to "prove" that it took more "faith" to be an atheist than it did to believe in god; I thought of a signature line I saw recently that said "The day that atheism becomes a religion is the day that not collecting stamps becomes a hobby."

 

...any other input?

:twitch: Grease, these have been my thoughts exactly. Get out of my fucking head! ;)

 

And let me add, this fear, ignorance and hatred for others -- whether it is other religions, lack there of, and other rationalities as well as sexual preferences...is getting very old. As Xians, your religious beliefs have killed more people than anyone can ever fathom. The fact that you (xians) don't have morals of your own, traditions of your OWN, etc, is just place and point that you are the ultimate plagerists.

 

Your thoughts and beliefs are as fake as your doctrine. :eek:

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:twitch: Grease, these have been my thoughts exactly. Get out of my fucking head! ;)

 

:eek: damn, is that where I've been lately?! My wife routinely tells me I'm out of my mind... had no idea I was hanging out in yours.... :twitch:

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:twitch: Grease, these have been my thoughts exactly. Get out of my fucking head! ;)

 

:eek: damn, is that where I've been lately?! My wife routinely tells me I'm out of my mind... had no idea I was hanging out in yours.... :twitch:

Yeah, well, just watch yourself, buddy! It's a very dark enigmatic place to be where only angels dare to tread, I can assure you!

:lmao::wicked::lmao:

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:twitch: Grease, these have been my thoughts exactly. Get out of my fucking head! ;)

 

:eek: damn, is that where I've been lately?! My wife routinely tells me I'm out of my mind... had no idea I was hanging out in yours.... :twitch:

Yeah, well, just watch yourself, buddy! It's a very dark enigmatic place to be where only angels dare to tread, I can assure you!

:lmao::wicked::lmao:

 

*shudder* Well, feel free to come hang out in mine sometime ...lots of wide open spaces with just a couple of brain cells that richochet around a lot and bang into each other now and then...

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But, Grease, while I love your tread I have a very important question.

 

What is a TRUE Christian?

 

The babble is littered with inconsistencies and pretty vague when it comes to defining anything much less what a true christian really looks and acts like.... No one can agree what makes or does not make a true Christian - even among Christians.

 

Look at Marguerite Perrin from Trading Spouses. She and her little friends think she's an awesome Christian... a self-proclaimed God Warrior. But most Christians you talk to find her revolting and are ashamed that she calls herself a christian.

 

Therefore, you're tread title is right by the sheer definition without any additions. There are no true christians because there is no true definition of what one is...

 

See what I mean?

 

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Well, i guess that settles it then!

 

Since there are no true atheists, then I am not an atheist, and therefore, by Christian Logic™, I am a Christian!

 

Praise Jesus Christ Gay Pornstar!

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