Jump to content

Jesus Was On The Obese Side


Recommended Posts

Posted

It is logically possible that the cadaverous carpenter was fat. The Gospel's portray him as being sour when questioned about his disciples eating habit's:

 

Matthew 9:14-15

Then John's disciples came and asked him, "How is it that we and the Pharisees fast, but your disciples do not fast?" Jesus answered, "How can the guests of the bridegroom mourn while he is with them? The time will come when the bridegroom will be taken from them; and then they will fast."

 

It seems when John's peeps ask the carpenter about his disciples eating habits, he gets a little sour, and emits a imprudent parable. :HaHa:

 

And when the carpenter gets on the hungry side, he gets a little cranky:

 

Matthew 21:18-19

Early in the morning, as he was on his way back to the city, he was hungry. Seeing a fig tree by the road, he went up to it but found nothing on it except leaves. Then he said to it, "May you never bear fruit again!" Immediately the tree withered.

 

And when the defunct carpenter first appeared to his disciples, he asked for food:

 

Luke 24:41

And while they still did not believe it because of joy and amazement, he asked them, "Do you have anything here to eat?"

Posted

Wow... that was funny on so many levels. Good job!

Posted

Wow... that was funny on so many levels. Good job!

 

Thanks. :grin:

Posted

Yeah, but that boy was a walking machine.

 

He had to eat to keep up with that sandle wearing metabolism.

Posted

You decide:

 

post-122-1141322885_thumb.jpg

Posted

Yeah, but that boy was a walking machine.

 

He had to eat to keep up with that sandle wearing metabolism.

 

Yea true that.

Posted

Well, considering that by the BMI, most professional athletic men are technically obese, I wouldn't be surprised.

Guest
This topic is now closed to further replies.
×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

By using this site, you agree to our Guidelines.