kal-el Posted March 2, 2006 Posted March 2, 2006 It is logically possible that the cadaverous carpenter was fat. The Gospel's portray him as being sour when questioned about his disciples eating habit's: Matthew 9:14-15Then John's disciples came and asked him, "How is it that we and the Pharisees fast, but your disciples do not fast?" Jesus answered, "How can the guests of the bridegroom mourn while he is with them? The time will come when the bridegroom will be taken from them; and then they will fast." It seems when John's peeps ask the carpenter about his disciples eating habits, he gets a little sour, and emits a imprudent parable. And when the carpenter gets on the hungry side, he gets a little cranky: Matthew 21:18-19Early in the morning, as he was on his way back to the city, he was hungry. Seeing a fig tree by the road, he went up to it but found nothing on it except leaves. Then he said to it, "May you never bear fruit again!" Immediately the tree withered. And when the defunct carpenter first appeared to his disciples, he asked for food: Luke 24:41And while they still did not believe it because of joy and amazement, he asked them, "Do you have anything here to eat?"
kal-el Posted March 2, 2006 Author Posted March 2, 2006 Wow... that was funny on so many levels. Good job! Thanks.
Eponymic Posted March 2, 2006 Posted March 2, 2006 Yeah, but that boy was a walking machine. He had to eat to keep up with that sandle wearing metabolism.
kal-el Posted March 2, 2006 Author Posted March 2, 2006 Yeah, but that boy was a walking machine. He had to eat to keep up with that sandle wearing metabolism. Yea true that.
Amethyst Posted March 2, 2006 Posted March 2, 2006 Well, considering that by the BMI, most professional athletic men are technically obese, I wouldn't be surprised.
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