Request for "Authentic Pastafarian" Title

[ag_NO_stic]

Mods! I keep seeing people on this site that  have an "authentic christian believer" title paired with a cross logo thingie. I do not see such a thing for "authentic pastafarians," some of us take this very seriously. The flying spaghetti monster is real, his holy (meat)balls be praised. May you all be touched by his noodly appendage, in the name of parmesan cheezus, Ramen. 

[florduh]

Done and done in His Noodly Name, Ramen.

[ag_NO_stic]

Can I get a farfalle-lujah?!

[disillusioned]

This woman is truly blessed by the noodly one.

[ag_NO_stic]

I deserved the stove, but he boiled for my sins. I am truly blessed, Ramen.

[rerics]

This is my body (twirl or slurp?)

This is my blood (marinara or tomato basil?)

[ag_NO_stic]

According to the scriptures, 1 Things 12:34, we slurp the marinara in rememberence of his noodliness

[whitehorse]

 

Mods! I keep seeing people on this site that  have an "authentic christian believer" title paired with a cross logo thingie. I do not see such a thing for "authentic pastafarians," some of us take this very seriously. The flying spaghetti monster is real, his holy (meat)balls be praised. May you all be touched by his noodly appendage, in the name of parmesan cheezus, Ramen. 

I wish someone praised my meat balls.

 

LOL.

[ag_NO_stic]

 

I wish someone praised my meat balls.

 

LOL.

 

The ravioli ghost has impressed upon my stomach that no wish is left ungranted. Your meatballs be praised!

[florduh]

Holy Cheesus! This bowl of semolina is getting lots of mileage!

[ag_NO_stic]

 

Holy Cheesus! This bowl of semolina is getting lots of mileage!

 

Lol, I know we've been punny and I know what semolina is, but I have no idea what this means....sorry to be dense lol