wadori Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 I have a vision! I think we should set up a prayer meeting in front of a mountain and challenge (i.e., taunt) all the preachers across America to come and help us move the mountain (by prayer, of course, as Jesus said would happen) so that we can build Mountains of Faith Christian University in its place. I'm sure there will plenty of televangelists anxious to come and show the power of prayer, don't you think? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stargazer95 Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 I think they know damn well that no mountains will be moving. They'll wriggle out of it with the "that's not literal, it's metaphorical" excuse. Because every word of the bible is literally true, except, of course, when it's so absurd that it can't be! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wadori Posted November 1, 2018 Author Share Posted November 1, 2018 Yes, but wouldn't it be fun to taunt them? We got to have some fun once in a while. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 I CAN MOVE MOUNTAINS!!! ...because I know how to operate a front end loader. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
★ Citsonga ★ Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 On 12/16/2018 at 11:10 AM, Derek said: I CAN MOVE MOUNTAINS!!! ...because I know how to operate a front end loader. Now there's a true miracle worker! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aries256 Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 You knowthe excuse faucet will be wide open on that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 On 10/31/2018 at 12:22 AM, wadori said: I have a vision! I think we should set up a prayer meeting in front of a mountain and challenge (i.e., taunt) all the preachers across America to come and help us move the mountain (by prayer, of course, as Jesus said would happen) so that we can build Mountains of Faith Christian University in its place. I'm sure there will plenty of televangelists anxious to come and show the power of prayer, don't you think? (Trumpet blast) (Angel’s voice) Behold, THE GREAT I AM!!!! You think this is a mother fucking game? This ant no mother fucking game. If My mediation secretary puts any of these prayers on my desk, I’ll send a few bolts of lightening your way and light your ass up. -Prince of Peace 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Joshpantera Posted January 23, 2019 Moderator Share Posted January 23, 2019 9 hours ago, Jesus said: You think this is a mother fucking game? This ant no mother fucking game. If My mediation secretary puts any of these prayers on my desk, I’ll send a few bolts of lightening your way and light your ass up. -Prince of Peace Matthew 10:34 34Do not assume that I have come to bring peace to the earth; I have not come to bring peace, but a sword. -Prince of Peace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ag_NO_stic Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 We could also jabber away with some pentecostals before telling them that we were praising satan the whole time. They'll be like "whaaat?" ----and we could bring a few amputees to the mountain moving for good measure! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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