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So there's this guy who lives in the building where I am renting and he is a Christian. I've heard his testimony, his miraculous faith healing from being paralysed, and his mission he has for God. But there's are some serious flaws in his behavior that I think would make him a wolf in sheep clothing. 

 

1. He's an alcoholic 

2. He picks fights with random people 

3. He is a womaniser. 

4. He takes shit he doesn't need from people 

5. He pressures people to do what he wants. 

 

These are 5 serious flaws which I think make him a lousy human being in general. But why is this kind of person hiding in Christianity, and how does he act this way knowing that people who do will fry. 

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I think he'd make a fine preacher.

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8 minutes ago, florduh said:

I think he'd make a fine preacher.

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Yup,

 

Has all the qualities of your typical narcissistic, deviant, self-serving, lying, cheating, philandering, sociopath preacher.

 

Not saying all preachers  have these traits but enough that it would seem to be a profession of choice for persons with those traits. 

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2 minutes ago, MOHO said:

Yup,

 

Has all the qualities of your typical narcissistic, deviant, self-serving, lying, cheating, philandering, sociopath preacher.

 

Not saying all preachers  have these traits but enough that it would seem to be a profession of choice for persons with those traits. 

First two replies are cracking me up. 

 

Rotflmao

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4 hours ago, DevilsCabanaBoy said:

4. He takes shit he doesn't need from people 

 

So he's a capitalist? :D 

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4 hours ago, DevilsCabanaBoy said:

 

1. He's an alcoholic 

 

Jesus turned water into wine.

 

4 hours ago, DevilsCabanaBoy said:

2. He picks fights with random people 

 

Jesus picked a fight in the temple once.

 

4 hours ago, DevilsCabanaBoy said:

3. He is a womaniser. 

 

Jesus loved the prostitutes.

 

4 hours ago, DevilsCabanaBoy said:

4. He takes shit he doesn't need from people 

 

Who the hell needs myrrh?

 

4 hours ago, DevilsCabanaBoy said:

5. He pressures people to do what he wants. 

 

Jesus said that if people didn't hate their families, get rid of all their stuff, and follow him, they wouldn't get into heaven. 

 

Seems like this guy isn't too far off...

 

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christians aren't perfect, they just think they are.

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1 hour ago, LogicalFallacy said:

 

So he's a capitalist? :D 

Yeah, he's that too. 

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1 hour ago, disillusioned said:

 

Jesus turned water into wine.

 

 

Jesus picked a fight in the temple once.

 

 

Jesus loved the prostitutes.

 

 

Who the hell needs myrrh?

 

 

Jesus said that if people didn't hate their families, get rid of all their stuff, and follow him, they wouldn't get into heaven. 

 

Seems like this guy isn't too far off...

 

He's far off I tell you. 

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