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The dumbest person ever comes from the christianforums.net area.

 

Read this:

 

It's been proven by scientists that the same elements found in the human body are also found in dirt. Either scientists are making fools of themselves, or a Christian scientist found this one out.

 

man was created from the ground.

 

have'nt you seen dirt? it's all kinds of colors. it's beige, red, yellow, brown and all other kinds of colors. that explains different shades of skin color

 

I never said that eating different food makes you darker or lighter. I said, were were made from the ground, which has different colors.

 

All these posts are by the same person.

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Guest Son of Belial
have'nt you seen dirt? it's all kinds of colors. it's beige, red, yellow, brown and all other kinds of colors. that explains different shades of skin color

 

This would almost make sense, except that according to the Bible, there was only one original couple. If there were a bunch of couples from a bunch of soil types, okay...

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soil types
SOIL!? What's your skin colour?
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So this is why we tell kids not to eat dirt... the filthy little cannibals!

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Someone should probably remind this silly person that part of the composition of soil is decayed organic materials. Dead things. That's a problem for this guy if he's saying that man was made from soil, because there can't be death before the fall.

Jeez, the Bible doesn't even say that. It says that Adam came from dust, not soil. This guy is only making it worse for his theology.

 

Silly Christians. Science is for brights.

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I'd be willing to try this guy's idea by planting a carrot in his ass to see if he could grow it!

 

PR

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Someone should probably remind this silly person that part of the composition of soil is decayed organic materials.  Dead things.  That's a problem for this guy if he's saying that man was made from soil, because there can't be death before the fall.

Jeez, the Bible doesn't even say that.  It says that Adam came from dust, not soil.  This guy is only making it worse for his theology.

 

Silly Christians.  Science is for brights.

 

 

Which came first the soil or the man.

 

 

 

I'm voting for the chicken. :lonely:

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So this is why we tell kids not to eat dirt... the filthy little cannibals!

:lmao::lmao:

 

Merlin

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Now, why on earth am I thinking of a certain person as I read that?

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Are you sure that guy wasn't speaking tongue in cheek? If he was serious, you're right. He must the dumbest. Or at least a rival of a nun colleague of mine when Iwas a Theology professor. We were discussing an early Christian heresy and she asked me, "Did this heresy arise B.C. or A.D.?" Another time she asked me, "Now when did Jesus join the church?" Sigh!

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And folks, this person teaches us two things:

 

Stay in school.

 

Don't sleep through science class.

 

baka.

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Then where do white people come from, snow? :Doh:

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Then where do white people come from, snow?  :Doh:

 

Fweethawt, don't be silly! :HaHa:

White people were created from special caucasion dirt.

There was only enough to make one man thus Adam and Eve in the garden.

This is surely counted as evidence that white people really are the best in gods eye.

 

 

:scratch:

PR

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SOIL!? What's your skin colour?

Before, or after I stayed outside fishing (and forgot to bring the sunscreen lotion)?

 

(BTW, I'm allergic to dust)

 

-Dennis

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Before, or after I stayed outside fishing (and forgot to bring the sunscreen lotion)?

 

(BTW, I'm allergic to dust)

:lmao::lmao::lmao: Good one Dennis! - Heimdall :wicked:

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Does any one know how much fecal matter is in soil?

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straight and to the point...

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Does any one know how much fecal matter is in soil?

 

 

straight and to the point...

:lmao::lmao::lmao:

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Maybe it's time for a good laxative?

 

Oh, wait - I now I see the letters in "soil" were not capitalized <wink>

 

-Dennis

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And folks, this person teaches us two things:

 

Stay in school.

 

Don't sleep through science class.

 

baka.

 

:grin:

well put

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Then where do white people come from, snow?  :Doh:

 

Absolutely! I'm from Sweden, and I'm white. So it's proven !!!

 

But it means that the marsians must be red and not green...

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If white people came from snow, I don't even know where blacks come from.

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Guest pmurra@bigpond.com
This would almost make sense, except that according to the Bible, there was only one original couple. If there were a bunch of couples from a bunch of soil types, okay...

 

Not at all! Gen 1 & 2 clearly implies that the "gods" made man, and each god made a race of people in their own image. This is easy to confirm, because if you look at people's pictures and statues of their gods, each race's god looks like them.

 

:scratch:

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