alreadyGone Posted November 1, 2020 Share Posted November 1, 2020 Anyone conjuring or channeling, or chanting? Ol' Satan's big night tonight... He must be really busy making personal appearances and such. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator florduh Posted November 1, 2020 Super Moderator Share Posted November 1, 2020 I think he might be taking the night off. He's had a really busy year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
◊ Weezer ◊ Posted November 1, 2020 Share Posted November 1, 2020 We turned the lights out so he wouldn't know we are at home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mwc Posted November 1, 2020 Share Posted November 1, 2020 Satan came by my house. He was really cool. He had a face mask and so we talked for awhile although he refused to talk about politics or religion. He says those just cause trouble. We talked about The Mandalorian. He loves the child (aka Baby Yoda). Anyhow, it was a pretty good time. mwc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alreadyGone Posted November 1, 2020 Author Share Posted November 1, 2020 Wow, that's cool. Was it a spontaneous thing, or did you make a date ahead of time? I can imagine how limited his time must be on All Hallows Eve. Did he talk about plans for the coming year? Can we expect any big news out of Hell this year? I've been told "go to hell!" so many times I feel I already know the place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mwc Posted November 1, 2020 Share Posted November 1, 2020 He was saying that he has lots of time actually. We're just projecting all our shit onto him. He's basically just NetFlix and chillin' at this point. I think the big news out of hell is they're going to be adding a water feature in the near future. There's a permitting issue but he's pretty confident it's going to get cleared up pretty soon. They've already implemented high-speed internet for everyone and high-end housing. So the water feature should be a nice addition. Oh, and he's pretty upset that there is a Covid pandemic there now. He's calling it the "America virus" since we've sent the most people to infect his population. mwc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alreadyGone Posted November 1, 2020 Author Share Posted November 1, 2020 So he's been throttling-back a bit of late? Sounds like he may be considering at least a partial retirement, ya think? He's been at it for a really long time now. I'm sure he's looking for what's next and maybe ready to take it a little easier. Imagine the chaos that would cause! Unemployment among various spiritual leaders, cats living with dogs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mwc Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 He basically retired after he wrote his best selling book. You've probably heard of it, The Holy Bible? He thought that would never amount to anything. It caught on with a bunch of fans in the middle of nowhere and then...*boom*...blew up into this huge best seller. Crazy. mwc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsathoggua9 Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 I waited and waited, but sadly, he never showed up. I like the "Lucifer" TV-series a lot. I would love to have a long chat with the "Tom Ellis" version of the ol' debbil. That would be quite entertaining! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alreadyGone Posted November 2, 2020 Author Share Posted November 2, 2020 36 minutes ago, Tsathoggua9 said: I waited and waited, but sadly, he never showed up. Ya gotta schedule it, man. Semi-retired or not, he's a busy guy. Note the long list of responsibilities he was assigned in the old testament. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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