theunraveler Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 http://www.devilducky.com/media/44860/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Japedo Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 How lame Next up, Just how do those peas get into the pod? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ex-COG Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 You've got to be kidding... Why do they assume the banana was made for man? Yes, that banana was made perfectly for all those apes and monkeys to enjoy! Wait, wait...does this mean....*gasp*...apes, monkeys, mankind, oh my! This usage of the banana clearly shows the connection between apes and man, thus pointing to evolution! Quick, someone alert these two bozos before all those fundies get the drift of the banana lesson! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouroboros Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 Here's a new argument they can use: "The finger was made perfectly to fit the nostrile. So God must exist." Or this one (old): "The nose was made perfectly to fit a pair of glasses, so God created it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ex-COG Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 Here's a new argument they can use: "The finger was made perfectly to fit the nostrile. So God must exist." Or this one (old): "The nose was made perfectly to fit a pair of glasses, so God created it." I don't even wanna touch how this argument could be used by bozos to prove God invented sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kellyb Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 So then I guess pineapples are evidence for god's strange sense of humor? "So juicy and sweet....hahaha...I'll cover it in spikes!" sayeth the lord. Apples show that god hates people with dentures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toxic Posted April 29, 2006 Share Posted April 29, 2006 okay, the banana might prove there is a creator, but how do you know the creator is Jehovah? Why not Odin or Zeus or whatever.... okay, the banana might prove there is a creator, but how do you know the creator is Jehovah? Why not Odin or Zeus or whatever.... ..or even the fucking Flying Spaghetti Monster! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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