Holy Hustle snippet #3

[wadori]

There were giants in the earth in those days, with one eye in the center of their heads and sharp fangs like long daggers.  And when the sons of god came in to the daughters of men and they bore children to them, the same became mighty men which were of old, men of renown—not enough renown to bother naming them here, though.

And god saw that the wickedness of man was great in the earth, and that every imagination of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually, but he just couldn't keep those sons of his from corrupting them.  And god was sorry that he had made humans and knew that he had really fucked up this job.

 

From my book, “Holy Hustle: A Bible Parody”