Holy Hustle snippet #4

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“Remember, he who sows sparingly shall reap sparingly, and he who sows bountifully shall reap bountifully, so do some bountiful sowing and hand over the goods—happily, of course, for god loves a cheerful, blissfully ignorant giver.  And god is able to make all grace abound toward you, that you, always having all sufficiency in all things, may abound to forking over the goods, being enriched in everything to all bountifulness, which causes through us thanksgiving to god, as it is written, ‘Give thanks to god for his grand hoax which siphons off money from deluded folks.’"

 

 

From my book, “Holy Hustle: A Bible Parody, Containing All 66 Books of Both the Old and the New Hustles”