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Goodbye Jesus

Blasphemy is nonsense.


Sexton Blake

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You cannot blaspheme and here is why.

 

If you insult God, a lightning bolt and BLAM, and you are a smoking pile of ash.

 

If that does not happen to you, then you have not insulted God and it is not for men in frocks or bearded nutters to claim that they know better than God and that you have insulted him.

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If I was God I wouldn't be a wuss as the one in the bible. Of course I wouldnt come up with this original sin nonsense either. 

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God: "Hindsight's a bitch. WTF was I thinking."

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I'll bet you also don't believe in Santa Claus!

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What's that about a sanity clause?

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