mick Posted May 1, 2006 Share Posted May 1, 2006 New Dogma It is now evident, through much pain and contemplation, that my old dogma sucks. Therfore we now will implement new dogma. ALL dogma practiced before the reading of this note is banned. The following is the new Dogma. 1. Be kind. Why not? Don’t stone people or burn them for their unbelief. 2. You will offer beer only. It shall only be a ‘consumed’ offering to yourself. It means precisely nothing. It is clear that this new Dogma sucks less. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padreko Posted May 1, 2006 Share Posted May 1, 2006 2. You will offer beer only. It shall only be a ‘consumed’ offering to yourself. It means precisely nothing. Are you serious? Damnit, I only like fruity girl drinks, not beer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amethyst Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 What about wine? And chocolate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycorth Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 What about wine? And chocolate? Yeah, goddammit, I want my Manischewitz and Lindtz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LosingMyReligion Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 I hate chocolate. How about Caramel candy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clearview Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 It's your dogma, you get to pick. I'm going to sacrifice young males on my "altar". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouroboros Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 I hate chocolate. How about Caramel candy? Do you like bunnies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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