Reverend AtheiStar Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 http://www.reverendatheistar.com/guaranteed_hell2.htm Fucked the Holy Ghost This, I boast! Sodomized with a cross He spins and roasts It's just a holy bird Smells like a burnt turd! It's this they say, cannot be forgiven That's fine, I say What's life with religion? You bow and worship to what is not there You pray and wail to the thin air And what do you get at the very end? A whole lot of nothing from an imaginary friend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 There once was a Holy Spirit from Nantucket.... Nah! That ain't gonna work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend AtheiStar Posted May 2, 2006 Author Share Posted May 2, 2006 There once was a Holy Spirit from Nantucket.... Nah! That ain't gonna work. LOL! Nice try, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Ghost Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 Fucked the Holy Ghost This, I boast! Oh really now? This is news to me, Reverend. Maybe next time you can inform me that this is taking place. Perhaps if I pay attention, I may feel something. So tell me, did I at least merit a kiss? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend AtheiStar Posted May 2, 2006 Author Share Posted May 2, 2006 Fucked the Holy Ghost This, I boast! Oh really now? This is news to me, Reverend. Maybe next time you can inform me that this is taking place. Perhaps if I pay attention, I may feel something. So tell me, did I at least merit a kiss? LMAO!!! I fucked you with a cross. You didn't feel it? I then roasted you over a fire. You didn't feel that, either? Damn! You are one tough customer to please! lol... A kiss? Nah, sorry. It was rather impersonal. And besides, you were in bird form and I'm really not into beastiality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saviourmachine Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 Dear Satan, I know it was you. It was your son on the cross. You played my mind like a whore her instruments. You sensed my fear like a red-eyed bull the matador. You ruined my play like your rain on a sunny day. I used to love you! I used to sing your praise! But you abused me. You didn't lick the tears from my cheeks. And you abandoned me. You made me feel like a whore! Goodbye, my triadic ex, satan, god and man in one. I now fear, now fear no one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend AtheiStar Posted May 3, 2006 Author Share Posted May 3, 2006 Dear Satan, I know it was you. It was your son on the cross. You played my mind like a whore her instruments. You sensed my fear like a red-eyed bull the matador. You ruined my play like your rain on a sunny day. I used to love you! I used to sing your praise! But you abused me. You didn't lick the tears from my cheeks. And you abandoned me. You made me feel like a whore! Goodbye, my triadic ex, satan, god and man in one. I now fear, now fear no one. <claps> Bravo! Thanks. That was very good. It'll be posted in a sec. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend AtheiStar Posted May 3, 2006 Author Share Posted May 3, 2006 I sent this out and this is what I got back from one of my friends: Damnation by Haiku: Filled god’s ass with cum And wiped my dick on his beard The bitch asked for more ~Godless Bastard I knew I could count on him! lol... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnosis of Disbelief Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 You guys have way too much time on your hands! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spamandham Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Short but to the point: Jesus was a demon, so everything he did was Satanic in nature. spamandham - blasphemer of the holy spirit who yet lives Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend AtheiStar Posted May 3, 2006 Author Share Posted May 3, 2006 Short but to the point: Jesus was a demon, so everything he did was Satanic in nature. spamandham - blasphemer of the holy spirit who yet lives Yes, very short, but definitely blasphemous. Christians can't stand when their golden boy is associated with the dark side! lol... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycorth Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 I'd blaspheme the Holy Spook, but since it doesn't exist, I won't bother. Hey, according to the Babble, denying its existence is probably the same as denying its "forgiveness" and so forth, so maybe I really did just blaspheme it. Killed two spooks with one stone, I did Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend AtheiStar Posted May 3, 2006 Author Share Posted May 3, 2006 Short but to the point: Jesus was a demon, so everything he did was Satanic in nature. spamandham - blasphemer of the holy spirit who yet lives Jesus was a demon He loved to hear that screamin'! He loved to see their anguished faces so he kept repeatin' You... ain't... goin'... nowhere! You... ain't... got... a prayer! You're... in for... a scare! Why... did you think... I'd care? My Daddy made a Hell Because he loved that smell Fire, brimstone, burning flesh You know it makes him swell! Don't forget the Spirit You blaspheme, he'll hear it The only crime they can't forgive Christians, oh they fear it! You... ain't... goin'... nowhere! You... ain't... got... a prayer! You're... in for... a scare! Why... did you think... I'd care? Our song is almost done I hope you had some fun Aren't you glad these guys aren't real? Go play out in the sun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend AtheiStar Posted May 3, 2006 Author Share Posted May 3, 2006 I'd blaspheme the Holy Spook, but since it doesn't exist, I won't bother. Hey, according to the Babble, denying its existence is probably the same as denying its "forgiveness" and so forth, so maybe I really did just blaspheme it. Killed two spooks with one stone, I did Yup, that counts. I'll post it. I prefer a little something more poetic, though, but not everyone is into that so I take what I'm offered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aqua Kitty Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 ...and the bird you flew in on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moonpearl Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 The Spirit came into my soul I thought that this would make me whole But it happened to be that I was not so free for this put me under Their control. They said t'was the devil in me Whenever I would disagree I just did not hear it Their rule from the Spirit They'd imposed on me externally This wondrous internal Power Intended my mind to deflower Whenever I'd doubt They'd say "Satan Get Out" And in fear of rejection I'd cower. The festuring contradiction did burn No matter how much I did yearn My dear Spirt friend his way he did wend When my mind to its reason did turn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend AtheiStar Posted May 5, 2006 Author Share Posted May 5, 2006 The Spirit came into my soul I thought that this would make me whole But it happened to be that I was not so free for this put me under Their control. They said t'was the devil in me Whenever I would disagree I just did not hear it Their rule from the Spirit They'd imposed on me externally This wondrous internal Power Intended my mind to deflower Whenever I'd doubt They'd say "Satan Get Out" And in fear of rejection I'd cower. The festuring contradiction did burn No matter how much I did yearn My dear Spirt friend his way he did wend When my mind to its reason did turn Wow! That was really good! I'm proud to have been part of your inspiration. Very nice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willybilly30 Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 i want to go to fucking hell! i want to fuck a woman demon make her let out a fucking yell! jesus is a bastard son of a whore his mother liked to fuck romans yes she did! like for them to fuck her long and hard. but she told joseph god did it not to get stoned. but jesus he got stoned. for the bible and all religions came from stoners they smoked, drank done crank and someone thought their visions were real lol. hahaha fuck mary i want too fuck jesus hes stupid fuck jehovah that evil hitler of a god fuck the holy ghost who tha fuck is that. fuck the bible. a fucking men! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend AtheiStar Posted May 5, 2006 Author Share Posted May 5, 2006 i want to go to fucking hell! i want to fuck a woman demon make her let out a fucking yell! jesus is a bastard son of a whore his mother liked to fuck romans yes she did! like for them to fuck her long and hard. but she told joseph god did it not to get stoned. but jesus he got stoned. for the bible and all religions came from stoners they smoked, drank done crank and someone thought their visions were real lol. hahaha fuck mary i want too fuck jesus hes stupid fuck jehovah that evil hitler of a god fuck the holy ghost who tha fuck is that. fuck the bible. a fucking men! lol... I like it! Looks like some premium blasphemy if I ever saw it! Thank you, kind sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asimov Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 uuuuh....I don't believe in God?....Jesus Christ I hate poetry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willybilly30 Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 cool well neither does 90 percent of the people here but its fun anyway. uuuuh....I don't believe in God?.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend AtheiStar Posted May 5, 2006 Author Share Posted May 5, 2006 i want to go to fucking hell! I love that cat, btw. Did you make that yourself? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willybilly30 Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 no i found it in a funny email my mom sent. i like my poem even tho asimov dont i think ill stick in the creative writing section. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asimov Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 cool well neither does 90 percent of the people here but its fun anyway. I was trying to blaspheme in a poetic way and failed miserably. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willybilly30 Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 i bet you can make a real good blasphemy try again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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