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Goodbye Jesus

Blasphemy Poem


willybilly30

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i want to go to fucking hell!

i want to fuck a woman demon make her let out a fucking yell!

jesus is a bastard son of a whore his mother liked to fuck romans yes she did! like for them to fuck her long and hard.

but she told joseph god did it not to get stoned.

but jesus he got stoned.

for the bible and all religions came from stoners they smoked, drank done crank and someone thought their visions were real lol.

hahaha

fuck mary i want too

fuck jesus hes stupid

fuck jehovah that evil hitler of a god

fuck the holy ghost who tha fuck is that.

fuck the bible.

a fucking men!

 

 

and too you christians who think drinkings a sin well fuck you

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Guest The_Prophet_ZEKE

The Bible did not come from drug addicts!

Mary is not a whore

You are the devil you are full of demons

God told me you were the antichrist and was here now I had doubts but now I don't.

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lol i am the devil hu

mary is a whore she got pregnant and joseph accused her of adultry read your damn bible!

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Guest Emerson

who gives a shit what you think zeke? go and fuck off somewhere with your bible shit. leave us exchristians alone and in peace. xtianity fucked with me more than anything else, i'm tired and done with the brainwashing and the fucking guilt-fests. enough is enough, go fuck off.

blah blah blah, yada yada yada.. who gives a shit about anything in the bible, certainly not the EXchristians here!

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The Bible did not come from drug addicts!

Mary is not a whore

You are the devil you are full of demons

God told me you were the antichrist and was here now I had doubts but now I don't.

This guy I went to college with years ago wrote a poem and shocked my psycology class with it. It started out

 

"Jesus jacked off in my mouth today"

 

and ended

 

"But I still bed with him though, after all He is my Savior"

 

Sorry Zeke, I never got a copy of it and can't remember the rest. :Doh:

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lol too bad you can't find a copy.

zekes a spoof i did but shiva figured it out before i got to do much with it.

i made the mistake of spoofing just my posts lol

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zekes a spoof i did but shiva figured it out before i got to do much with it.

Yes I figured he might be, In another thread somewhere I saw he claimed to be the prophet Ezekiel AND the reincarnation of Jesus. Not really a Fundie thing to say. :Sheep:

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yea that would have really got them fundys mad lol thats why i said that.

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Guest Emerson

The Bible did not come from drug addicts!

Mary is not a whore

You are the devil you are full of demons

God told me you were the antichrist and was here now I had doubts but now I don't.

 

haha I should've known! Naughty! Naughty! Willy!!! :lmao::lmao::lmao::HappyCry:

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lol

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