Guest The_Prophet_ZEKE Posted May 7, 2006 Share Posted May 7, 2006 I am the prophet Ezekiel I was Jesus in a past life. Along time ago, me and my hippy friends were eating mushrooms and drinking beer when Jesus appeared and told my 12 friends we were the reincarnation of the twelve disciples. We were to write a new bible because the old bible is not finished. I found this site when me and my prophet friends were talking about it one of them was shocked by the exchristians sites posts. Just then after we ate our last mushroom a pink elephant said it was an angel of the lord and said I should tell people what I think of his posts. The pink elephant praised us for this and said I should tell my story to the group. Lots of people criticize us for eating mushrooms but the bible says of ever herb you shall eat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shiva H. Vishnu Posted May 7, 2006 Share Posted May 7, 2006 I am the prophet Ezekiel I was Jesus in a past life. Along time ago, me and my hippy friends were eating mushrooms and drinking beer when Jesus appeared and told my 12 friends we were the reincarnation of the twelve disciples. We were to write a new bible because the old bible is not finished. I found this site when me and my prophet friends were talking about it one of them was shocked by the exchristians sites posts. Just then after we ate our last mushroom a pink elephant said it was an angel of the lord and said I should tell people what I think of his posts. The pink elephant praised us for this and said I should tell my story to the group. Lots of people criticize us for eating mushrooms but the bible says of ever herb you shall eat. Nice try, willy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The_Prophet_ZEKE Posted May 7, 2006 Share Posted May 7, 2006 ah man howd you know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shiva H. Vishnu Posted May 7, 2006 Share Posted May 7, 2006 ah man howd you know? Call me psychic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dhampir Posted May 7, 2006 Share Posted May 7, 2006 You certainly tried though. Capitalizing the lead letter of every sentence and everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The_Prophet_ZEKE Posted May 7, 2006 Share Posted May 7, 2006 I used microsoft word for that lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shiva H. Vishnu Posted May 7, 2006 Share Posted May 7, 2006 You certainly tried though. Capitalizing the lead letter of every sentence and everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The_Prophet_ZEKE Posted May 7, 2006 Share Posted May 7, 2006 I thought it would be cool if a christian bashed my topics but i got tired of waiting so i thought i would do it myself. so thats why i made the spoof lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shiva H. Vishnu Posted May 7, 2006 Share Posted May 7, 2006 I thought it would be cool if a christian bashed my topics but i got tired of waiting so i thought i would do it myself. so thats why i made the spoof lol It was a great plan, willy!LOL! It would have worked too, if it hadn't been for us meddling kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willybilly30 Posted May 7, 2006 Share Posted May 7, 2006 lol i guess i can't fool yall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amanda Posted May 8, 2006 Share Posted May 8, 2006 ah man howd you know? Call me psychic. Wow Shiva H. Vishu! I thought it may be a prank... couldn't believe it! But pinpointing the exact person right away... THAT'S GOOD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted May 8, 2006 Share Posted May 8, 2006 Nice try, willy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Emerson Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 so zeke is really willy???? Willy!!! You let me cuss at you at another thread in creative works. Naughty, naughty!!! oh and yeah you're kind of obvious, you write just like you write under willy. I didn't know we could have two usernames. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thunderbolt Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 I am the prophet Ezekiel I was Jesus in a past life. Along time ago, me and my hippy friends were eating mushrooms and drinking beer when Jesus appeared and told my 12 friends we were the reincarnation of the twelve disciples. We were to write a new bible because the old bible is not finished. I found this site when me and my prophet friends were talking about it one of them was shocked by the exchristians sites posts. Just then after we ate our last mushroom a pink elephant said it was an angel of the lord and said I should tell people what I think of his posts. The pink elephant praised us for this and said I should tell my story to the group. Lots of people criticize us for eating mushrooms but the bible says of ever herb you shall eat. The mushrooms gave you away, since you made a post about that recently. And that's how psychic’s pick up clues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willybilly30 Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 my post about did religions come from drug users gave me the idea of making a drug addicted spoof who thought he talked to jesus lol. i didn't think everyone would figure me out so quickly lol. i guess it's also cause i ongly attacked myself (willybilly v/s zeke lol) i thought about attacking others and pretending to be a fundy but i just couldn't get the guts i guess lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willybilly30 Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 i may still have a good use for zeke if the fundys don't find me out first lol. man theirs gonna be some mad fundies in a munute check out the lets play nice thread. bring some popcorn lol i thought about making some satire like zeke verses willybilly lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All Gods Fail Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 Just take it down a notch or 2, and throw in some more appropriate bible verses and post it on a xtian forum. I bet you'll get lots of bites! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willybilly30 Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 i don't know if i would last a minute their without being banned but i could try. i probally need to leave out the prophet-druggie thing lol. i could ask why the bible supports slavery or something and have a few verses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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