garrisonjj Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 Lets see,,,Get down on your knees and praise god for everything you have. He is the almighty! Now ask him to bless you and your families. Also,,,request help with that special little problem you've been having. A catholic,like me, can recite hundreds of hail marys over and over again.Now come back to god! Repent and he'll give you grace to be sinfree! Jesus Christ!!!!!!!!!!!! I've been TALKING TO MYSELF AGAIN!!!!!!!!!I've Been tranquil through mind hypnosis!!!!!!!!!!!! 4ooo children will die today because of a lack of clean water! Why would god listen to me or need my praise! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Emerson Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 have faith my child, the lawd cares for all of his creation. Ask for what you need and it shall be given to you.... Let my people goooooooooooooo yeah that made no sense whatsoever... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interested Atheist Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 They ask for something and the results show no difference at all to absolute chance... Don't they get it? It's not that God sometimes yes, sometimes no and sometimes later. They're just making it up! Sigh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xrayman7040 Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 Just remember Gawwwwwd will never let you down....but remember you must give to receive, so even if you are in financial distitude, send all you can to this ministry, because Gawwwwd will return your gift ten fold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycorth Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 yeah that made no sense whatsoever... Heh - nothing makes sense about the Xian concept of prayer. Absolutely nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
♦ nivek ♦ Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 gjj.. One Word: NYQUIL That stuff in enough quantity will knock the voices right outa your head... And you'll breathe better in the morning! kL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thackerie Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 Just remember Gawwwwwd will never let you down....but remember you must give to receive, so even if you are in financial distitude, send all you can to this ministry, because Gawwwwd will return your gift ten fold. Why are god's henchmen always begging for money on his behalf. I mean, come on, he's god, for god's sake. If he wants money, all he has to do is twitch his nose and blow it out his nostril, or something. Richer than the vatican but still poor-mouthing. Sheesh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ex-COG Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 If he wants money, all he has to do is twitch his nose and blow it out his nostril, or something. I think that Samantha Stevens was more of a God than the Jehovah dude. All hail Sam, blessed be Bewitched! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amethyst Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 Well, in that case, chocolate is a better deity. At least it doesn't torture people in the afterlife forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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