infidel666 Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 I thought it might be fun to see what everyone thinks we will need. I'll bring the beach chairs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amethyst Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 I'll bring the chocolate. We can make s'mores! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
godlessgrrl Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 I'll bring the margaritas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sage Nabooru Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 Probably a magazine. Even if I go to heaven. It's got to be boring up there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JP Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 Probably a magazine. Even if I go to heaven. It's got to be boring up there. That's true. I don't know what all the hubbub about heaven is about. All you're going to be doing is praising and serving Jesus 24/7 for eternity. Sounds like hell to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sage Nabooru Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 I remember the imagery of becoming angels. Of course, the pastor and church were always eager to remind you that you didn't turn into angels when you died, but it sounds pretty much the same. No free will, just sitting around strumming harps and hanging on God's every word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astreja Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 Homemade garlic dip and potato chips, all my heavy metal CDs, and a cooler full of Fin de Monde beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xrayman7040 Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 A lawnchair and some suntan oil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angel Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 Homemade garlic dip and potato chips, all my heavy metal CDs, and a cooler full of Fin de Monde beer. Can't forget the CD's man, my husband and I love heavy metal... you can be the DJ of hell! Hmmm, what will I take? Sunscreen, I burn easy! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristiaNazi Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 I thought it might be fun to see what everyone thinks we will need. I'm a True Christian and there's nothing funny about this. Now, can anyone tell me what to pack for the Rapture? I'd hate to think all my clothes might be out of style by the time the Lord finally comes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 I think I'd bring a stogie for the D-Man. I imagine I would be in good with him if I stuck it to God until my dying day. He runs the joint, right? Or maybe a necklace: "Best Buds Until the Lake of Fire." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 I'd bring a really good set of insulated shoes. Have you ever walked barefoot on blacktop on a really hot day? It's gotta be worse than that in hell, ya know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueGiant Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 A van and a serious sound system: i.e. the party wagon. That and a few kegs. Oh, and Bratwurst (I was taught how to cook them by my family in Sheboygan). Got to have the tastyness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Emerson Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 I'll pay for the satellite tv access. I can't live without HBO. I also can't forget a laptop, internet access, and any digital technology. Don't forget junk food and alcoholic drinks. We can set up our own Hollywood system in hell and be celebrities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. K Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 I'll bring the marshmallows, and the marshmallow sticks to toast them. Oh, and I'll make sure I stock a portable bar, I gots to have me a Toasted Almond or a dozen, LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astreja Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 Oh, and Bratwurst (I was taught how to cook them by my family in Sheboygan). Got to have the tastyness.Yum! (adds jars of sauerkraut, hot mustard, and rotkohl to her handbasket-for-HellGoing) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LosingMyReligion Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 I would bring an air conditioning unit(if it's really as hot as they say), some bottled water, and some new shirts...Afterall, all of the infidels will be there so there have got to be some hip, happening, night clubs in hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garrisonjj Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 I thought it might be fun to see what everyone thinks we will need. I'll bring the beach chairs Lets see,,,,Ill bring a big fuckin notebook to keep track of all the fuckin good christians and many of my friends. Cookout foods will really be nice.!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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