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This is not really a rant. Thought you guys might enjoy some interesting signs my fiancee and I saw recently. We have seen quite a few, but only took pictures of these so far.

 

http://greenhalo.net/exc/sh_church.jpg

http://greenhalo.net/exc/new_faith_mena_AR.jpg

 

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Jesus Got A Done?

 

what's A Done?

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Got R Done

 

Larry the Cable Guy quote...... sort of

 

Amazing how they will flat out lie and say the Bible is fact.

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Amazing how they will flat out lie and say the Bible is fact.

 

Actually I think that's part of their belief system; they may be ignorant but not outright liars.

 

If "Got A Done" is supposed to be after "Git R Done", it brings to mind the efforts made by school districts to make reading seem totally FUN and YOWZA to kids by desperately trying to appeal to what's HIP and TOTALLY KA-BLAMMA-SLAMMA and completely missing the mark.

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I have seen that church sign generator, but somehow the churches really seem to come up with things we never could have thought of.

 

Just take a look at some of the real church signs that have been out there.

 

http://www.churchsigngenerator.com/churchsigns.php

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I have seen that church sign generator, but somehow the churches really seem to come up with things we never could have thought of.

 

Just take a look at some of the real church signs that have been out there.

 

http://www.churchsigngenerator.com/churchsigns.php

 

Gotta love:

 

"AIDS cures sodomy" (Spread that Christian LOVE!)

"Go Bush Go - Praise the Lord - Pass the Ammo"

"Tsunami - AIDS - War - Do you hear me now?-God"

"I Feel Trapped" (Huh?)

"Real Dads Git R Done For God"

"A Free Thinker is Satan's Slave"

"A Four-Inch Tounge Can Bring a Six-Foot Man to His Knees" (YES, YES, OH GOD, YES!)

"What Can You Do With Your Tongue?"

"In Your Right Hand There Are Pleasures Forever"

"Faith Sees God. Intellect Does Not"

"Christians Should Go to Hell!"

 

Oh, I should stop now......

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revelations.jpg

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