infidel666 Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 How would you respond to wholly man? Infidel666 says-- "dodge this" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xrayman7040 Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 I am so sorry I laughed at all of George Carlin's jokes about you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willybilly30 Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 I would say JC I gotta be honest this bible don't make no sense you mind reading and explaining it too me. (jesus looks) jesus:It made more sense when i first wrote it but those damn christians screwed it all up in the catholic church with their adding and deleting stuff soon as i sue the church and get their money they can all go to hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Emerson Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 hmm I think I'd just attempt at having a convo with him about life, philosophy, etc. I really don't care about being "holy for Jesus" or anything like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padreko Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 I'd throw a brick at him... And yell "you suck!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astreja Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 I'd introduce him to my family (hoping that he isn't allergic to cats), and take him out for coffee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ped Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 id by him a hooker and show him fox news so he could see the people that think they follow him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristiaNazi Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 I'd tell him how sorry I was that his followers fucked up his mission so badly and disgraced his name. Then I'd offer him a blowjob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lkcollins Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 ---------Why?------- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fortunehooks Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 I'd throw a brick at him... And yell "you suck!" now, that's on some street shit. i like your idea, a lot. me, i wouldn't ask him shit, i would ignore his ass, like he has ignored everyone in human history. also, i would offer him a blowjob also, and give him some kneepads, and i don't rock like that. peace and love Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sage Nabooru Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 I'd ask him, "Why the hate and the anger and bitterness?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Faery Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 I'd also ask him why he spoke in metaphors, and why didn't he give answers in laymans terms. Somehow I think even if he had, his followers would have f***ed up things just as bad as they are now or even worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loren Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 "Why Salt Lake City?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amethyst Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 I'd ask him how he could create a place like hell and consider himself moral. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anakin Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 Whatever you'd ask him, better do it quickly. When JC starts telling the church how wrong they are they'll label him a false christ or Satan and then kill him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LosingMyReligion Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 Why did you make it so goddamn difficult? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouroboros Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 I'd ask: why did you put Saul to set up the Church after your death, when you had hand picked 12 disciples to do the job? Where did you screw up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thunderbolt Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 Uhm, maybe What took you so long, and can I please put my hand in your side for myself ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouroboros Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 I also ask: You created humans to have company. You set up a trap to make human sinners. You waited several thousand years to establish the salvation from sin. You made it completely impossible to know which version of Christianity is the right one. And you waited again several thousand years before coming back. Don't you think the result is extremely thin from all that work, waiting and hoping on your side, and you'll end up with just a few "true believers" to keep you company? Wouldn't it had been better to show up, go to the cross and die just a few years after Adam and Eves mess, and then just wait a few years again, and you'd end up with about the same number of true believers anyway. So why take such a chance and risk so many to hell for the same outcome? I'm soo glad you're not doing the investing in the stock market for me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LosingMyReligion Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 Why did you set up Judas for failure? He was supposed to fuck you over, yet he goes to hell anyway? Jesus that is such a contradiction. Is Judas a villain or a victim of YOUR circumstances! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thunderbolt Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 Or Uhm, Jeebus, why didn't you move a mountain? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antlerman Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 "Holy Crap! You mean to tell me that the ultimate truth of the universe was really in a book so badly hobbled together by a bunch of religious politicians into some blob of contradictory, unreliable tall tales like every other fanatical cult of the world, that nobody with a lick of self-honesty could rationally accept it as truely credible on that level; And that all this evidence of the natural world that teaches all of mankind something that makes that cult book out to be a nothing more than a book of fanciful speculations of an ancient tribe of pre-science, animal sacrificing, desert god worshippers; And that all of the natural world was purposefully created to decieve those who used their minds to analyse what was clearly right in front of them - for the sole pupose of damning all of them to endless and pointless tortures for ever without end, in order for a God to be glorified in the eyes of the arbitrarily pre-selected few out of the trillions of human beings who will be utterly and forever damned for no legitimately sane reason??? What in the fucking hell is wrong with you?!? That's absolutely monsterous!!!" Yep, I think that's what I'd say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infidel666 Posted May 25, 2006 Author Share Posted May 25, 2006 Whatever you'd ask him, better do it quickly. When JC starts telling the church how wrong they are they'll label him a false christ or Satan and then kill him. Now there is an absolute truth!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dulce Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 If jc really came back I'd say "Well.....fuck......they were right." Then I'd say "You ass hole." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
godlessgrrl Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 Hmm... I'd probably show him the Buy-bull and want to know how much of what's in there about him is actually true. Kind of a "okay, who are you *really*?" question. Then it'd just go from there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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