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Madie

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Girl, I'll give you a foal you'll never believe :HaHa:

 

 

 

yeah I bet you would, you sexy motherfucker....

 

 

 

ohhhhh I do not want to go there

 

 

 

 

 

:nono:

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alright. what the fuck is going on in here? I leave you guys for a sec and you bastards vear off subject!!!

 

:Hmm::wicked:

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What were we talking about again?
I'm really not sure... :shrug:

 

The conversation went from you bangin' me, to bangin' Knightley, to bangin' a horse, to getting blown by a horse, to blowin' the horse away, to foalin' around with Knightley again. :phew:

 

 

This is just fucked up.

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let's just hope jackson doesn't end up banging cousins and family.

 

:lmao:

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Girl, I'll give you a foal you'll never believe :HaHa:

 

 

 

yeah I bet you would, you sexy motherfucker....

 

 

 

ohhhhh I do not want to go there

 

 

 

 

 

:nono:

You're lyin'. You KNOW that you want to go "there".

 

 

let's just hope jackson doesn't end up banging cousins and family.

 

:lmao:

Do you know what the definition of relative humidity is, Knightley? :Hmm:
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Girl, I'll give you a foal you'll never believe :HaHa:

 

 

 

yeah I bet you would, you sexy motherfucker....

 

 

 

ohhhhh I do not want to go there

 

 

 

 

 

:nono:

You're lyin'. You KNOW that you want to go "there".

 

 

 

you me better than I know myself

 

 

 

*tickle* *tickle*

 

 

 

:lmao:

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let's just hope jackson doesn't end up banging cousins and family.

 

:lmao:

Do you know what the definition of relative humidity is, Knightley? :Hmm:
:Hmm:
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Unfortunately we started this spiel a little too late. I'm tired, and now I'm going to go find a knothole. HEY THERE'S A HORSE HEAD IN MY BED. WHAT SICK MOB TIED CASINO FENCING FUCK PUT THIS... :Hmm:

 

Good night, peeps. :HaHa:

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haha good night sexy!

 

I can only think of the buttfucking mouse, he's your "man" JohnJay.

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eeww nasty pervs, maybe you should fuck each other

 

 

:lmao:

 

TI TEGROF UOY T'NOD dna erttufkcub esuom EHT ma I

You are the mouse buckfutter?!? :lmao:

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I... I ah... I'm not a buttfuckin' mouse, okay?

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your denials don't do you any good fweester

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your denials don't do you any good fweester
And likewise, your projections do nothing for you, either. :Hmm:
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true, true my friend ;)
Ah-hah! So you are a poop-chute princess, aren't you?!?!? I knew it! :woohoo:
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oh yeah jj freaked out about that....I think I scared the poor fool away, I also told him I like to collect poop, not only my own but I'm going to collect his as well

 

:lmao:

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oh yeah jj freaked out about that....I think I scared the poor fool away, I also told him I like to collect poop, not only my own but I'm going to collect his as well

 

:lmao:

That's not exactly what I was talking about. :Hmm:

 

But yeah...

 

Yeah...

 

*backs away slowly*

 

Uh-huh...

 

Yeah...

 

:Hmm:

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just call me commander poopy pants
How 'bout Private Poopy Pants?

 

It's got a better ring to it. :Hmm:

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some of you are soooo freakin hilarious you're going to make me pee my pants...

Solution: get a laptop, wireless connection, and read the site in the bathroom.

 

the reason why many of the things you say are soooo funny is because it's soooo true.

:scratch: We're dead serious.

 

wow---nice to know that once we are free from the constraints of christianity we can be so free and creative in our thought process--it's almost like someone finally added color to our previously black and white lives

It's true. I was contemplating the freedom I can feel nowdays. Not in the sense of what I can do, like "sin" and such stupid things, but without religion or constraints you can take a real, honest look at things from different viewpoints. So yes. Freedom from religion is freedom for your mind.

 

---edit---

 

And now I finally read all your posts... you guys must be smoking some serious ssshit!!!

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Then Han had to step in and derail the thread with an honest answer to the OP. :ugh:

 

Just what is ExC coming to? :HappyCry:

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Hey, don't talk about my train again!

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Hey, don't talk about my trane again!
Nobody said anything about an air conditioner. :twitch:
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