Astreja Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 Kewl. They're facing my bathroom, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thurisaz Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 These guys are facing Alabama on my computer. I think mine points pretty much towards the epicenter of spirituality for America. Hollywood. On my box they bow towards... ...Moscow. What's that supposed to say? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thurisaz Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 It must be a SIGN from whatever deity we're talking about! The little dudes are facing the men's room in my office, too. Oh my freakin' God. Can it be? Is it real? Coincidence? No way. It's proof that the deity in question must be TRUE. Must be the excremental one then... the almighty Crap Demon of Golgatha! (you know, the demon made from shit, from the wonderful movie "Dogma"...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Demona- Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 Those little guys are facing New York for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouroboros Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 Oh, here we go. AHAD: Arabic - "one who is indivisible" Five little worship guys for the five times a day facing Mecca. At the moment, where I'm sitting, they're facing a lamp in the hotel room, maybe even San Francisco... If you have to pray 5 times a day, why can't a person just get it over with in the morning, do it five times in a row, and then have the whole day off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antlerman Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 Oh, here we go. AHAD: Arabic - "one who is indivisible" Five little worship guys for the five times a day facing Mecca. At the moment, where I'm sitting, they're facing a lamp in the hotel room, maybe even San Francisco... If you have to pray 5 times a day, why can't a person just get it over with in the morning, do it five times in a row, and then have the whole day off? Screw that, the religion I'm going to start demands people pray 12 times a day towards wherever I'm currently living. Five times a year they must come and walk in circles around my house and kiss on particular rock in my garden I found at a quarry (I'll just tell them it fell from heaven, or some fool thing like that), then make them run back and forth from my alley to the house (I'll just make up some story about some dude running from the devil, or something that they should do to connect with this made up character), then of course I'll set up a kibbi stand out front to sell food to my hungry devotees at $12.45 a sandwich. Shit, I'm in the wrong business. I need to get back into religion and create me a following!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mythra Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 I'll follow you wherever you go, Antlerman. For 12 1/2% of the proceeds. (gross, of course) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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