Fweethawt Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 Yes, you read me correctly. I'm going to Hell. And there ain't a damn thing I, or you all can do about it. A lot of you know what I do for a living. I sit in front of a computer and shift/correct numbers on my screen all day. Very rarely does anything happen that strikes me as being out-of-the-ordinary. 'Cept fer ta'day... At three different times, on three different screens pertaining to three different issues, I've had the number '666' show up on my screen. That's it. I'm going to Hell. Sorry. Now, before any of you people of the current generation attempt to calm my fears by saying, "But, Fwee, they found some new shit out, and the real number is 616 now, not 666.", you must realize that I grew up during the time when the original Omen movie came out, and I was a kid'n shit at the time. So, in my mind, and in my heart'o hearts, The Number of the Beast will forever be '666'. I'm SO going to Hell... It just popped up too much today. I've been marked. Not only that. But wouldn't I be responsible for accepting The Number of the Beast by just processing the screens and sending them on their way? I'm going to Hell... I'm sure I'll see some of you at some point during eternity. See ya when you get there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amethyst Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 LOl, at least someone I know will be there to entertain me with humor when I get there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouroboros Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 It could also be a sign from God (or the Devil - who knows) that you are called to be the Antichrist. So take on the calling and the responsibility; rise to power; and subdue all those pesky Christians already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWIM Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 LOl, at least someone I know will be there to entertain me with humor when I get there. Maybe we can all hook up and play some poker. Maybe even with a hot poker! hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legion Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 Fwee it's not too late. Repent now and be saved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted December 21, 2007 Author Share Posted December 21, 2007 Fwee it's not too late. Repent now and be saved. I've tried that. But the job market sucks around here, ya'know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted December 21, 2007 Author Share Posted December 21, 2007 It could also be a sign from God (or the Devil - who knows) that you are called to be the Antichrist. So take on the calling and the responsibility; rise to power; and subdue all those pesky Christians already. I've thought about that, too. But I just can't bring myself to stamp that shit (666) into the back of my head'n shit, ya'know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted December 21, 2007 Author Share Posted December 21, 2007 LOl, at least someone I know will be there to entertain me with humor when I get there. We're going to be burning in Eternal Agony, sister. I'm not so sure my wit will be intact... Not the entire time, anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted December 21, 2007 Author Share Posted December 21, 2007 BWAHAHAHAHA!!! I never even thought of that!!! The Seed of Evil has been planted so far up my ass, that I'm spreading its Hellish nature around without even thinking about it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbobrob Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 Well I'm up to 8 times that number has shown up on my computer..... if my post follows M's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R. S. Martin Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouroboros Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest misconfiguration Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 I'm so sorry to hear of your 'misfortune'. Best of luck to you in the underworld. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onyx Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 Congratulations, you are now the subject of the Real Anti-Christ, me! Yes that's right, I am the Beast, Satan's little helper and I shag guys and girls everyday. Now get in line! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted December 21, 2007 Author Share Posted December 21, 2007 BWAHAHAHAHA!!! I never even thought of that!!! The Seed of Evil has been planted so far up my ass, that I'm spreading its Hellish nature around without even thinking about it... Yea, like an STD except nobody even got to have any fun spreading it. Maybe... But eventually, won't the Evil so overcome me that I'll be able to look back on this at some point during eternity and say, "Damn! That sure was fun spreadin' that Evil around!"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted December 21, 2007 Author Share Posted December 21, 2007 Well I'm up to 8 times that number has shown up on my computer.....if my post follows M's Good! At least I know that I won't be at the lowest point of Hell. You will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted December 21, 2007 Author Share Posted December 21, 2007 Check it out, Madame!!! Somebody IS having fun while it's gettin' spread around! It's a lot closer to bein' like an STD than you might be thinkin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted December 21, 2007 Author Share Posted December 21, 2007 I'm so sorry to hear of your 'misfortune'. Best of luck to you in the underworld. Wow! The Evil even Possessed someone to register and reply to this thread! This is Misconfiguration's first post. Damn! Shits gettin' scary'n shit! 666 Ha-ha! Got'chall again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted December 21, 2007 Author Share Posted December 21, 2007 Congratulations, you are now the subject of the Real Anti-Christ, me! Yes that's right, I am the Beast, Satan's little helper and I shag guys and girls everyday. Now get in line! Yeah, baby! Yeah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onyx Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 Well, gee don't you know that Christians think The Anti-Christ is completely depraved though he might not be, with all the World peace on condition of accepting the 666? The Devil certainly has an odd sense of humour, though. (I'm not the wickedest man in the world, Ms Winfrey is the Anti-Christ in drag!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuaiDan Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 I LEFT ALONE MY MIND WAS BLANKI NEEDED TIME TO GET THE MEMORIES FROM MY MIND WHAT DID I SEE CAN I BELIEVE THAT WHAT I SAW THAT NIGHT WAS REAL AND NOT JUST FANTASY JUST WHAT I SAW IN MY OLD DREAMS WERE THEY REFLECTIONS OF MY WARPED MIND STARING BACK AT ME COS IN MY DREAMS IT`S ALWAYS THERE THE EVIL FACE THAT TWISTS MY MIND AND BRINGS ME TO DESPAIR THE NIGHT WAS BLACK WAS NO USE HOLDING BACK COS I JUST HAD TO SEE WAS SOMEONE WATCHING ME IN THE MIST DARK FIGURES MOVE AND TWIST WAS THIS ALL FOR REAL OR SOME KIND OF HELL 666 THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST HELL AND FIRE WAS SPAWNED TO BE RELEASED TORCHES BLAZED AND SACRED CHANTS WERE PRAISED AS THEY START TO CRY HAND HELD TO THE SKY IN THE NIGHT THE FIRES BURNING BRIGHT THE RITUAL HAS BEGUN SATAN`S WORK IS DONE 666 THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST SACRIFICE IS GOING ON TONIGHT THIS CAN`T GO ON I MUST INFORM THE LAW CAN THIS STILL BE REAL OR SOME CRAZY DREAM BUT I FEEL DRAWN TOWARDS THE EVIL CHANTING HORDES THEY SEEM TO MESMERIZE ME ... CAN`T AVOID THEIR EYES 666 THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST 666 THE ONE FOR YOU YOU AND ME I`M COMING BACK I WILL RETURN AND I`LL POSSESS YOUR BODY AND I`LL MAKE YOU BURN I HAVE THE FIRE I HAVE THE FORCE I HAVE THE POWER TO MAKE MY EVIL TAKE IT`S COURSE There's a few more for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R. S. Martin Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 If this thread isn't eerie enough to turn off the satanists themselves... The blasphemy is incredible, but then who is better trained than the ones who were taught from the craddle how NOT to do it? Reverse psychology has Power, POWER--WONDER-WORKING POWER....in the blood.....of the Let's see how long till we get a raft of outraged christies on here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R. S. Martin Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 Now I get it! Fwee, you don't have to stay in hell after all if you don't like it. See that crucified smilie in my last post? I didn't realize it then but I realize it now. It means because you made me smile with your funny thread you don't have to go to hell even when the Number of the Beast showed up three times on your screen today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandpa Harley Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 If he's going to hell, he's my puppy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caretaker Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 Wow... Fascinating. Except the number of the beast was recently revised to 616. Didn't you get the memo about this? It's okay. You aren't going to hell; 666 isn't evil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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