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Taking "oh My God!" Of Your Vocabulary


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While I've had great success stopping other mental intrusions of my former faith (i.e. no longer automatically saying a prayer whenever I see someone broken down on the highway), one thing I have trouble with are exclamations like "oh my god!" and "jesus christ!" Frustrated exclamations are a normal part of language, so I imagine this is why it hasn't worked to 'just stop' saying them. But all the alternatives I've heard sound cheesy--'oh dog', 'oh Eris' (I know some 'practicing' Discordians), etc.

 

Anyone come up with some really good ones? Not cheesy and satisfying to say?

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Yeah, that's a tough one because it is so ingrained. Sometimes I catch myself and it bothers me but, most of the time I just let it go. When I say goddamit it's just another swear word. I haven't really heard any good alternatives unfortunately.

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Yup, that seems to be problem. Nothing else sounds quite as good!

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Yup, that seems to be problem. Nothing else sounds quite as good!

And it also offends the x-tians, so there is a little added bonus.

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In my experience, they tend to get more upset over 'hard' swear words like 'fuck' and 'shit', than they do over 'soft' phrases like' oh my god' (or even the 'soft' word 'hell'). Even when I believed I wondered why that was. If hell was the absolute worst place in the universe you'd figure it would be the absolute word word to use as well.

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:lol: That's been one of my problems too! I thought it was just me. Not only do I feel self concious when I blurt out OMG, I've started to notice other people too. My wife watches "trading spaces" and when they see the makeovers, the OMG's flow like the Mississippi.
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Is it a problem? It seems like part of the culture, not a religious thing. I'm not planning on giving up "go to hell" anytime soon. I doubt anyone will assume a belief in god from using it like that. Try adding an "s" on it though if you're uncomfortable with the possible meanings of the phrase.

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The only one that really does bother me, is "I swear to God", because I don't know how else to convey that I'm emphasizing the truth about something or replace that statement with something else.

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I rather like 'crud'. You can put a lot of emphasis behind it.

 

It's not officially a "swear" word... until you put the right tone to it. It's quite variable really. Depending how you say it...you could really make someone's ears smoke if you wanted to.

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Is it a problem? It seems like part of the culture, not a religious thing. I'm not planning on giving up "go to hell" anytime soon. I doubt anyone will assume a belief in god from using it like that. Try adding an "s" on it though if you're uncomfortable with the possible meanings of the phrase.

 

Agreed that only a minority of christians seem to actually have a problem with using it. I guess I just don't like that I've gotten it out of other areas but not this one. Consistency of action and all that.

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I rather like 'crud'. You can put a lot of emphasis behind it.

 

It's not officially a "swear" word... until you put the right tone to it. It's quite variable really. Depending how you say it...you could really make someone's ears smoke if you wanted to.

 

 

That's not bad. I will try it; thanks!

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I've got into the habit of saying "oh your god". I do say "jesus christ" or some variation when I'm upset. I actually didn't ever use god or jesus out of a religious context until after I left the faith.

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Hmm, mixed feelings here. Since I've been de-converting, I've found myself saying Goddammit a lot since I don't believe in the angry god of the Bible anymore and am free to say whatever I want. On the other hand, being a deist, I feel a little odd saying Goddammit since I don't believe God damns anyone, that he/she/whatever isn't nasty like biblegod is. In other words, I don't think Goddammit is blasphemy persay, but I feel funny saying it because I don't believe in a god who damns.

 

Hope this isn't too confusing.

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This reminds me of the story about the boy in Religious Education Class who asked his teacher why Mary and Joseph gave their son a swear word for a name

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This reminds me of the story about the boy in Religious Education Class who asked his teacher why Mary and Joseph gave their son a swear word for a name

Did chuckle on that one.

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When I was a Christian I was taught that using "oh my god" and "jesus christ" was taking their names in vain and that was a sin, so I avoided saying them at all. Now that I am not a Christian I use them all the time, but I usually say "oh my f-ing god" or "jesus f-ing christ!". To me these phrases have nothing to do with god belief, they are just things people say to express a certain feeling (i.e. suprise, disbelief, anger, etc.).

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I say Oh my god all the time as well and that doesn't bother me. What I want to quit saying is Thank God! I say it when I'm relieved that something did or didn't happen. "Thank god that fucking bus didn't hit me". I say Thank Zeus sometimes but it just a habit I can't break. :shrug:

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my roommate and i are both ex-christian atheists with similar backgrounds and similar deconversion stories, and even within similar time frames... and we have no qualms whipping out the OMG at all. It's meaningless to us, except for the fact that it's fun to say. In fact, sometimes we make a little game out of who can blaspheme the most by modifying the OMG - this came in particularly handy when coming inside from a -49 wind chill. For example:

 

Sarah (comes in the door, frozen nearly solid): "Oh. my. god."

Justin (got home a little while before Sarah did): "No. Oh my FUCKING god."

Sarah: "Oh my motherfucking god on a STICK!"

 

... and so on. It's actually pretty fun. Ah, blasphemy. :)

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While I've had great success stopping other mental intrusions of my former faith (i.e. no longer automatically saying a prayer whenever I see someone broken down on the highway), one thing I have trouble with are exclamations like "oh my god!" and "jesus christ!" Frustrated exclamations are a normal part of language, so I imagine this is why it hasn't worked to 'just stop' saying them. But all the alternatives I've heard sound cheesy--'oh dog', 'oh Eris' (I know some 'practicing' Discordians), etc.

 

Anyone come up with some really good ones? Not cheesy and satisfying to say?

 

i like to say DAG NABBIT!!!!

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In my best Hank Hill voice I use either "dammit boy!" or "dammit Bobby!"

 

Another phrase that has popped back up is from back in the days of the Leisure Suit Larry games. One game set up asked for a favorite phrase. So every time Larry got killed, or laid, or whatever, I got "Son of a bitch Larry!!"

 

I have started using "Jesus H. Fucking Christ" a lot more lately.

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Well, it's fairly pointless because the original words and phrases are just so satisfying, but just for fun...

 

I've tried "Oh your god" but it just doesn't have the same punch (and people just don't get it).

 

So now I'm trying to say things like "Oh my pasta!". I figure if I'm going to blaspheme against a god, I'd rather it be a god I can support.

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what about 'FUCK GOD'

or 'JESUSFUCK' I'm fond of that one

my fav is 'JesusFuckpig' though.

 

 

mix religion and filth to achieve highest social success.

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While I've had great success stopping other mental intrusions of my former faith (i.e. no longer automatically saying a prayer whenever I see someone broken down on the highway), one thing I have trouble with are exclamations like "oh my god!" and "jesus christ!" Frustrated exclamations are a normal part of language, so I imagine this is why it hasn't worked to 'just stop' saying them. But all the alternatives I've heard sound cheesy--'oh dog', 'oh Eris' (I know some 'practicing' Discordians), etc.

 

Anyone come up with some really good ones? Not cheesy and satisfying to say?

 

 

I started consciously changing my language. Now I say things like "ZEUS!" and "SON OF APOLLO!". "Jesus fucking Christ on a pogo stick" is too satisfying to give up, though.

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Swearing is a part of life. I see no reason to substitute expressions except in polite company. Just because you say "oh my god" or "Jesus Christ" when you swear doesn't mean you believe in the Christian god, or any god for that matter. Really, I think avoiding those terms gives them more power over you than they have.

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