Guest Babylonian Dream Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 You forget there are other Satanists, not just Laveyan (atheistic) ones. I didn't forget it, it just wasn't the kind I was talking about. I think Anselm would have described it as "A noodly being greater than which cannot be conceived or imagined." Ergo, it exists. And with a noodly being, you can reach out and enjoy his presence with every bite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouroboros Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 He also gave me the ultimate orgasm with said noodlely appendage. He's a great god isn't he? I think Anselm would have described it as "A noodly being greater than which cannot be conceived or imagined." Ergo, it exists. p1) All spaghetti that comes into existence must have a cause p2) The first spaghetti came into existence c) Therefore the first spaghetti had a First Cause That First Cause is the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Babylonian Dream Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 So happy to so many brothers and sisters in the faith here with me, now we can convert the masses There is no god but spaghetti! Spaghetti Akbar! insha-spaghetti we'll rule the world! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PandaPirate Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 "satanism" - it's still an 'ism.' It's playing dressup. Idiotic. Shall I go on? Ditto. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deva Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 "satanism" - it's still an 'ism.' It's playing dressup. Idiotic. Shall I go on? Ditto. Agreed. Its still a system. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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