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I would like to go to the University of Oxford to earn a Ph.D in Theology. It will not be easy, I am going to have to speak to an academic counselor and work out a path and a plan of how someone in my situation can get there.

 

I would love to go to one of the top Universities and study the Bible and the one thing I love the most: GOD

 

It really would not get any better than that, for me anyway. I want to understand more, learn, and spread the gospel....especially to those religious folks out there who know everything, but do not know Jesus Christ Himself. It is my heart's desire to be there in a few years time. I need to take the GREs and everything else that comes along with the application process. I am getting a Masters in Divinity right now, but it is not from a very prestigious school. BUT I do know that with God, ALL things are possible!

 

 

http://www.theology.ox.ac.uk/prospective-students/graduate/doctor-of-philosophy-dphil-in-theology.html

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This is a site for EX-Christians. You see, we think theology is a load of crap. Why are you here?

 

If you want to WASTE YOUR LIFE studying theology, go right ahead - but you won't get any props from us.

 

Why don't you pick something useful, like engineering or, hell, plumbing or mechanic?

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I received an incomplete theology education that cost me around 20k USD in student loan debt. After my horrible costly educational experience I wondered why private christian colleges never objected to student loan debt when proverbs cleary states that a debter is enslaved to the lender along with the other relavent verses. I now know, Their growth agenda is more important than the principles they hypocritically stand behind. Thank god that debt is 12yrs dead. That educaton is like a tattoo you wish you never received.

 

Good luck with that education. I

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You may just get there. But some of your words sound awfully arrogant and judgmental . That's a real turn off.

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I would like to go to the University of Oxford to earn a Ph.D in Theology. It will not be easy, I am going to have to speak to an academic counselor and work out a path and a plan of how someone in my situation can get there.

 

I would love to go to one of the top Universities and study the Bible and the one thing I love the most: GOD

 

It really would not get any better than that, for me anyway. I want to understand more, learn, and spread the gospel....especially to those religious folks out there who know everything, but do not know Jesus Christ Himself. It is my heart's desire to be there in a few years time. I need to take the GREs and everything else that comes along with the application process. I am getting a Masters in Divinity right now, but it is not from a very prestigious school. BUT I do know that with God, ALL things are possible!

 

 

http://www.theology....n-theology.html

 

 

Theology is the understanding of god (until it teaches a denomination then it becomes nothing more than indoctrination). At one time most of us on this site were where you are in your christian walk. To say the least, we have an understanding of god. Hang around and you will get an objective dose of reality.

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I would like to go to the University of Oxford to earn a Ph.D in Theology. It will not be easy, I am going to have to speak to an academic counselor and work out a path and a plan of how someone in my situation can get there.

 

I would love to go to one of the top Universities and study the Bible and the one thing I love the most: GOD

 

It really would not get any better than that, for me anyway. I want to understand more, learn, and spread the gospel....especially to those religious folks out there who know everything, but do not know Jesus Christ Himself.

 

That would be all of the Christians. Nobody knows Jesus Christ. You can't know something when you have no objective evidence it exists. Knowledge is not possible without objective evidence. Which means anybody who claims to know is lying; probably to themselves most of all. What does it say about a religion to be based on so much misinformation and false claims?

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name='Deva' timestamp='1344560247' post='796163']

This is a site for EX-Christians. You see, we think theology is a load of crap. Why are you here?

 

If you want to WASTE YOUR LIFE studying theology, go right ahead - but you won't get any props from us.

 

Why don't you pick something useful, like engineering or, hell, plumbing or mechanic?

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Some have to learn the hard way. Maybe he'll stick around long enough before he goes and wastes his money.

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Better be careful. A critical study of the bible, its history, and the early church's establishment (thanks to Constantine) often leads to one becoming an ex-christian.

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name='Deva' timestamp='1344560247' post='796163']

This is a site for EX-Christians. You see, we think theology is a load of crap. Why are you here?

 

If you want to WASTE YOUR LIFE studying theology, go right ahead - but you won't get any props from us.

 

Why don't you pick something useful, like engineering or, hell, plumbing or mechanic?[/b]

 

 

Some have to learn the hard way. Maybe he'll stick around long enough before he goes and wastes his money.

 

Ah, more than likely just a post and run troll, but we shall see...

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I would like to go to the University of Oxford to earn a Ph.D in Theology. It will not be easy, I am going to have to speak to an academic counselor and work out a path and a plan of how someone in my situation can get there.

 

I would love to go to one of the top Universities and study the Bible and the one thing I love the most: GOD

 

It really would not get any better than that, for me anyway. I want to understand more, learn, and spread the gospel....especially to those religious folks out there who know everything, but do not know Jesus Christ Himself. It is my heart's desire to be there in a few years time. I need to take the GREs and everything else that comes along with the application process. I am getting a Masters in Divinity right now, but it is not from a very prestigious school. BUT I do know that with God, ALL things are possible!

 

 

http://www.theology....n-theology.html

 

I would like to go to the John Holmes Memorial School for Porn Actors. It will not be easy - I'll have to shave 'down there' every damn day.

 

I would love going to one of the top porno schools and study technique and the one thing I love most: PUSSY.

 

It really would not get any better than that, for me anyway. I want to understand more, learn, and spread the pussy....especially to those religious folks out there who are secretly watching porn. It is my heart's desire to be there in a few years time. I need to take the antibioticss and everything else that comes along with the porn process. I am getting a Masters in Johnson right now, but it is not from a very prestigious school. BUT I do know that with Viagra, ALL things are possible!

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I apologize if anything I said sounded arrogant/prideful. I am not from a very religious family, only believer actually....so all that theology never set well with me. But now as my walk with Christ is getting deeper, I see a need for more. I want to better understand what I believe in. I understand that this comes with a possible price tag, I could very well lose my faith along the way. So far, it has strengthened it, because God is opening up doors that were previously closed to me. So we shall see. I want my faith to be tested and proven true. It is time. I have to study really hard though.

 

I am already 30 years old, so no time for loans. It would be foolish to take them out. I actually do not have any school debt, and very little personal debt (under 10K). I would like to get a full-ride scholarship if I can. That is the only way I would go (that or a stipend). I do not have time to be wasting money, and then paying it off for the next 25 years, especially not if I want to have a family anytime soon.

 

Actually being on this site for about a year or so, give or take, I have learned a lot and it has only strengthened my faith. I have been challenged, and it has made me look at things differently. It's a pretty cool site, and the people are not bad either. We are all hear to learn something, in some form or fashion.

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uh and you're telling us because.....

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I would like to get a full-ride scholarship if I can. ... We are all hear to learn something, in some form or fashion.

 

Speaking as the spouse of an Oxford alum, you will first have to brush up on the proper use of the English language before you get that big "full ride scholarship" which Oxford DOES NOT OFFER TO ANYONE, by the way.

 

EVER.

 

I'd stick with truck driving school if I were you.

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It rhymes with "douchebag"

 

Oh wait, that was it

 

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Oxford is not good for theology...Spend all that uni tuition to concentrate on something practical like business or finance or math or science. Do theology in your spare time.

 

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Good luck getting accepted into one of the most prestigious schools on the planet.

 

Somehow I fear this escapade might work something like a failed American Idol audition; one of those that gets the replays so we all get a good snicker.

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I would like to go to the University of Oxford to earn a Ph.D in Theology. It will not be easy, I am going to have to speak to an academic counselor and work out a path and a plan of how someone in my situation can get there.

 

I would love to go to one of the top Universities and study the Bible and the one thing I love the most: GOD

 

It really would not get any better than that, for me anyway. I want to understand more, learn, and spread the gospel....especially to those religious folks out there who know everything, but do not know Jesus Christ Himself. It is my heart's desire to be there in a few years time. I need to take the GREs and everything else that comes along with the application process. I am getting a Masters in Divinity right now, but it is not from a very prestigious school. BUT I do know that with God, ALL things are possible!

 

 

http://www.theology....n-theology.html

I would like to go to the University of Oxford to earn a Ph.D in Theology. It will not be easy, I am going to have to speak to an academic counselor and work out a path and a plan of how someone in my situation can get there.

 

I would love to go to one of the top Universities and study the Bible and the one thing I love the most: GOD

 

It really would not get any better than that, for me anyway. I want to understand more, learn, and spread the gospel....especially to those religious folks out there who know everything, but do not know Jesus Christ Himself. It is my heart's desire to be there in a few years time. I need to take the GREs and everything else that comes along with the application process. I am getting a Masters in Divinity right now, but it is not from a very prestigious school. BUT I do know that with God, ALL things are possible!

 

 

http://www.theology....n-theology.html

No wonder your a sucker for religion.
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This dude comes by like once every 3 months, posts a trollish post that is like throwing meat to the lions, and vanishes like the vagina he is.

 

Don't waste your time with him.

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I would love to go to oxford, but for something useful like maybe something related to the sciences.

 

However there is a better chance of the christian god existence(which is near zero as far as I can see) then me getting into oxford. So if not impossible its near impossible.

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