Wings Posted August 18, 2012 Share Posted August 18, 2012 Saw this and wanted to share... it made me <lol> that there is a trending #ChristianPickUpLines. Got any good ones to make us all smile? ps. I'm not meaning to make fun of Christians, I just find these lines hilarious and my secular friends won't get them and my Christian friends will be offended! 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeaceOfMind Posted August 18, 2012 Share Posted August 18, 2012 "You are perfect, except with all the sin." 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overcame Faith Posted August 18, 2012 Share Posted August 18, 2012 "I've been praying for a heavenly vision. And now my prayer has been answered!" 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wings Posted August 18, 2012 Author Share Posted August 18, 2012 oh, I didn't realize there was a humour forum... cool beans. If I see anymore, I'll add them there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaiser01 Posted August 18, 2012 Share Posted August 18, 2012 "An angel must of fell from heaven because im looking at one." 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Ro-bear Posted August 18, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted August 18, 2012 "I want to ride your ass into Jerusalem." 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephie Posted August 18, 2012 Share Posted August 18, 2012 Pick a line from the Song of Songs. "Want to pray together?" "What's your favorite verse?" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mymistake Posted August 18, 2012 Share Posted August 18, 2012 "God has chosen you to submit yourself to me." 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeCoastie Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 "I've already committed adultery with my heart looking at you. Lets take it further." 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcdaddy Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Beer-Sheeba. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RabbleRabble Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 I wanna love you like David loved Jonathan. **wink wink nudge nudge** 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeaceOfMind Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 "You put the 'cute' back in persecution...'' "Welcome to the christian family... the only family where brothers and sisters can marry each other." "I would bring your father twelve-hundred Philistine foreskins for just one date with you." "Are you a homosexual? Because it’s burning up in here." "What's your name and number so I can add you to my "prayer" list?" "I was reading the book of Numbers and I noticed I didn't have yours." "Hey girl. I'd love to show you 50 shades of grace..." "You are like manna from heaven: Fresh everyday." 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator Popular Post florduh Posted August 19, 2012 Super Moderator Popular Post Share Posted August 19, 2012 Hey, Baby. Wanna see the real gift of tongues? 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OpheliaGinger Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 "Did it hurt?" "Did what hurt?" "When you fell from heaven." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
London Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 For ladies who really want to be to the point... "I'm like jesus, I want to get nailed." 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vigile Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 I think I just found my missing rib. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vigile Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 C'mon baby, make like Jesus and gimme some dat healing touch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vigile Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 Let's have communion and consume each other. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShackledNoMore Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Beer-Sheeba. And your teeth are like a flock of sheep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShackledNoMore Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 I would cause thee to drink of spiced wine of the juice of my pomegranate. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vigile Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 You must be related to Elisha baby, 'cause damn! you're just so fly! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raul Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 It is well for one to remain single,but you'll do. UPD Read that one on twitter: "So last night i was reading through the book of Numbers and i realised, i don't have yours" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedStar Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 And your teeth are like a flock of sheep. If you want to insult her you could say "your teeth are like stars, yellow and far away from each other." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ro-bear Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 The one who loves another has fulfilled the law, so let's fulfill the law together. I want to live in you the way Jesus lives in me. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leith Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 I already paid your father 50 shekels of silver. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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