Taphophilia Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 According to Christians, The Hell List Princess Diana was a New Ager. Ghandi. Burning in Hell The Elephant man Had no religous beliefs As much as Christians like to claim him he was Agnostic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 Well, if Jesus had actually sacrificed himself for everyone, he should be there -- alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandora Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 Heh... that is what I have always thought too, Fwee! Thomas Jefferson Albert Einstein Hellen Keller Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
necrosmith Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 Good list! Ben Franklin would be there too as well as George Washington. Anyone have any more? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 Samuel Clemens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vigile Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 According to christians these two men will be with them in heaven. They better be prepared to sleep with one eye open. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onyx Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 Me Stephen hawkings Marquis de Sade, urrh! my mum everybody in EXC The kind old lady The great people of the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highvoltage Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 Let's not forget: Nikola Tesla Thomas Edison Isaac Asimov Gene Roddenberry Voltaire Bertrand Russell Thomas Paine Plato Socrates Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
godlessgrrl Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 Hypatia of Alexandria Sappho Sir Francis Drake Black Elk (possibly) John Lennon George Harrison My father's parents (if there's an afterlife I'd rather be with them, hell or not) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asimov Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 Me Stephen hawkings Marquis de Sade, urrh! my mum everybody in EXC The kind old lady The great people of the world. Not all those people are currently dead, silly..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samurai Tailor Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 Hell, we could name off Enlightenment thinkers until our ears bleed. Hume, Descartes, Spinoza, Leibniz, Hobbes - all religious but strongly non-traditionalist/deist. Add Ethan Allan and James Madison from that era. Darwin, of course, and Wallace along with him. Douglas Adams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mythra Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 I was a fundy. Mother Theresa. Pope John Paul II. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tonymaratin Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 Don't forget Carl Sagan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greasemonkey Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 Doesn't anyone here watch "Southpark?!?" everyone goes to hell except the mormons. I saw it on TV so it MUST be true!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taphophilia Posted December 2, 2005 Author Share Posted December 2, 2005 Doesn't anyone here watch "Southpark?!?" everyone goes to hell except the mormons. I saw it on TV so it MUST be true!!! Shhhhh.., Greasemonkey. Christians don't watch South Park, so they don't know that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Demona- Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 Well, if you include the book of Revelations in the "who's gonna burn" decision-making, then it's everybody... except for 144 thousand virgins. So, if you've had sex, you really ARE screwed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest adriannastargazer Posted December 3, 2005 Share Posted December 3, 2005 Well, if you include the book of Revelations in the "who's gonna burn" decision-making, then it's everybody... except for 144 thousand virgins. So, if you've had sex, you really ARE screwed! So that pretty well means that only children under the age of 10 will go to heaven. And none of the kids that have been abused will be with the rest of the world in hell... Thats sad. Not to mention crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willybilly30 Posted December 3, 2005 Share Posted December 3, 2005 Everybody is going to hell then because nowdays no one can be virgin lol I have found no one who could stay a virgin their whole life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quicksand Posted December 3, 2005 Share Posted December 3, 2005 All these people++: * African Methodist Episcopal * African Methodist Episcopal Zion * African Orthodox Church * American Baptist Churches USA * Amish * Anabaptist * Anglican Catholic Church * Antiochian Orthodox * Armenian Evangelical Church * Armenian Orthodox * Assemblies of God * Associated Gospel Churches of Canada * Association of Vineyard Churches * Baptist * Baptist Bible Fellowship * Branch Davidian * Brethren in Christ * Bruderhof Communities * Byzantine Catholic Church * Calvary Chapel * Calvinist * Catholic * Cell Church * Celtic Orthodox * Charismatic Episcopal Church * Children of God (COG) * Christadelphian * Christian and Missionary Alliance * Christian Churches of God * Christian Identity * Christian Reformed Church * Christian Science * Church of God (Anderson) * Church of God (Cleveland) * Church of God (Seventh Day) * Church of God in Christ * Church of God of Prophecy * Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints * Church of Scotland * Church of South India * Church of the Brethren * Church of the Lutheran Brethren of America * Church of the Nazarene * Church of the New Jerusalem * Church of the United Brethren in Christ * Church Universal and Triumphant * Churches of Christ * Churches of God General Conference * Congregational Christian Churches * Coptic Orthodox * Cumberland Presbyterian Church * Disciples of Christ * Episcopal * Ethiopian Orthodox Tewahedo Church * Evangelical Congregational Church * Evangelical Covenant Church * Evangelical Formosan Church * Evangelical Free Church * Evangelical Lutheran Church * Evangelical Methodist Church * Evangelical Presbyterian * Fellowship of Christian Assemblies * Fellowship of Grace Brethren * Fellowship of Independent Evangelical Churches * Free Church of Scotland * Free Methodist * Free Presbyterian * Free Will Baptist * Gnostic * Great Commission Association of Churches * Greek Orthodox * Hutterian Brethren * Independent Fundamental Churches of America * Indian Orthodox@ * International Church of the Foursquare Gospel * International Churches of Christ * Jehovah's Witnesses * Living Church of God * Local Church * Lutheran * Lutheran Church - Missouri Synod * Mar Thoma Syrian Church * Mennonite * Messianic Judaism * Methodist * Moravian Church * Nation of Yahweh * New Frontiers International * Old Catholic Church * Orthodox * Orthodox Church in America * Orthodox Presbyterian * Pentecostal * Plymouth Brethren * Presbyterian * Presbyterian Church (USA) * Presbyterian Church in America * Primitive Baptist * Protestant Reformed Church * Reformed * Reformed Baptist * Reformed Church in America * Reformed Church in the United States * Reformed Churches of Australia * Reformed Episcopal * Reformed Presbyterian Church * Reorganized Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints * Revival Centres International * Romanian Orthodox * Rosicrucian * Russian Orthodox * Serbian Orthodox * Seventh Day Baptist * Seventh-Day Adventist * Shaker * Society of Friends * Southern Baptist Convention * Spiritist * Syrian Orthodox * True and Living Church of Jesus Christ of Saints of the Last Days * Two-by-Twos * Unification Church * Unitarian-Universalism * United Church of Canada * United Church of Christ * United Church of God * United Free Church of Scotland * United Methodist Church * United Reformed Church * Uniting Church in Australia * Unity Church * Unity Fellowship Church * Universal Fellowship of Metropolitan Community Churches * Virtual Churches * Waldensian Church * Way International, The * Web Directories * Wesleyan * Wesleyan Methodist * Worldwide Church of God ++ as all are mutually exclusive of course Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duderonomy Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 God. All three of Him. He's everywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highvoltage Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 God. All three of Him. He's everywhere. A little of topic, but... It's interesting that you say that, because that's basically what my mom said when I asked her "So where's the sacrifice?" when referring to Jesus' death, resurrection and ascension right back to heaven. "Oh, he's still on the cross right now. He exists at all times, so he's still suffering..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceMonk Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 He's everywhere. Whick kind of bunks the "Hell is really seperation from God" argument... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duderonomy Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 Yup. HighVoltage, is your Mom Catholic? SpaceMonk... Amen. I mean, c'mom! Where the Spirit of The Lord is, there is Liberty! Straight from the Word of God. Whither shall I go from Thy presence? If God is in Hell, there MUST be liberty there, so I'll just crawl out of the place, being at liberty to do so. And I'll take my time, too. I'm in Michigan. The heat might feel good about now, and I won't be paying the gas bill there. On the other hand, maybe God is in Hell, and is going to suffer with me throughout Eternity. Serves Him right. He made the damn thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 I'm reminded (esp. by Quicksand's post) of this book I bought from a second-hand bookstore, called Only Begotten Daughter. by James Morrow. There's a part where the Julie, daughter of god, takes the devil's offer to go to hell. She goes by boat, passing all these islands where people are tortured, each reserved for a certain group. Just? So said the devil, so said the theologians, and yet the closer Pain got to her destination, the further she seemed to drift from reason. Day by day, the categories of iniquities grew even more arbitrary and excessive. Julie could understand why there was an Island of Atheists. Ditto the Island of Adulterers, the Island of Occultist, the Island of Tax Dodgers. Depending on one's upbringing, the precints reserved for Unitarians, Abortionists, Socialists, Nuclear Strategists, and Sexual Deviates made sense. But why the Island of Irish Catholics? The Island of Scotch Presbyterians? Christian Scientists, Methodists, Baptists?"This offends me," she said, thrusting a navigational chart before Wyvern and pointing to the Island of Mormons. The devil's tail, a kind of rubbery harpoon, looped upward. He grabbed the barbed end. "Throughout history, admission to hell has depended on but one criterion." He gave the Island of Mormons an affectionate pat. "You must belong to a group some other group believes is heading there." "That's perverse." "It's also the law. Doesn't matter if you're an embezzeler, a slave trader, or Herman Goering himself-you can elude my domain if nobody ever imagined you in it." "How terribly unfair." "Of course it's unfair. Who do you think's running the universe, Eleanor Roosevelt?" Wyvern kissed his tail, sucked on the barbs. "Quantum realities don't have checks and balances. There's no cosmic ACLU out there." "You're lying." "Not in this case. The truth's too delicious." "I can't imagine a Methodist doing anything particularly damning. Why would-?" "Like all Protestants, Methodists abandoned the True Church. Only through the Apostolic Succession can a person partake of Christ's continued spiritual presence on earth. This is basic stuff, Julie." "Catholics, then. They remained faithful to-" "Are you serious? With their Mariolatry, Trinity, purgatory, indulgences? How unbiblical can you get?" "My father was a good man, and he-" "The Jews? Give me a break, Julie. The Jews? They don't even accept God's son as their redeemer, much less practice Baptism of the Holy Spirit. Let's not even discuss the Jews." "Alright-I give up. Who got saved?" Wyvern reached under one of his shoulder scales, lifting out an errant earwig. "Heavans' not a crowded place." "So I gather. A million?" "Cold." "Fewer?" "Uh-huh." "Ten thousand?" "Lower." "One thousand?" "Such an optimist." Wyvern snapped his fingers, crushing the earwig. "Four." "Four?" "There are four people in heavan." The devil's diaphanous eyelids began a snide descent. "Enoch and Elijah, for starters. I couldn't do anything about that-it's in scripture. Then there's Saint Peter, of course. And finally, Murray Katz." "Pop? He was a Jew." "Yes, but consider his connections. Of all beings in the cosmos, he alone was selected to gestate God's daughter." Julie rolled up the obscene chart. Pop was saved, great, but how could so many others be lost? Her seasickness worsened, a thousand delinquant ants defacing her stomach walls with graffiti. "This is horribly depressing, Andrew. It robs earthly existance of all meaning." "Au contraire, Julie. The fact of damnation gives earthly existance its meaning. Enjot life while've you got it, right? Eat, drink, and be merry, for tommorrow you make a quantum leap." "Gandhi?" she suggested weakly. "A hindu." "Martin Luther King?" "His sex life." "Saint Paul?" "The feminists wanted his ass." "The Madonna?" "A rock star." "No, The Madonna." "A catholic." "Jesus?" "The last time I saw Jesus, he was working in some hospice in Buenos Aires. I think we should count Jesus as missing in action. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duderonomy Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 Hmmnn? Wha?? What does that have to with 'who's in Hell'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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