Stormwarden Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 My thoughts are best said by a quote from a song. 10 points to the people who can name the song this comes from: But if I go to hell then I hope I burn well, I'll spend my days with J.F.K., Marvin Gaye, Martha Raye, and Lawrence Welk, And Kurt Cobain, Kojak, Mark Twain and Jimi Hendrix's poltergeist, And Webster yeah Emmanuel Lewis cause he's the anti-christ, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samurai Tailor Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 My thoughts are best said by a quote from a song. 10 points to the people who can name the song this comes from: But if I go to hell then I hope I burn well, I'll spend my days with J.F.K., Marvin Gaye, Martha Raye, and Lawrence Welk, And Kurt Cobain, Kojak, Mark Twain and Jimi Hendrix's poltergeist, And Webster yeah Emmanuel Lewis cause he's the anti-christ, Fire Water Burn - Bloodhound Gang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormwarden Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 ST: 10 points for you!! The roof/the roof/the roof is on fire.. Another person who would end up in hell:Marie Curie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
non conformist Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 Everyone from the old testament is in hell; they have to wait for the second cumming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdwardAbbey Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 According to Christians, The Hell List Princess Diana was a New Ager. Ghandi. Burning in Hell The Elephant man Had no religous beliefs As much as Christians like to claim him he was Agnostic. Walt Disney is burning in hell. He was an atheist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkepticOfBible Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 Walt Disney is burning in hell. He was an atheist. wait a minute wasn't he like anti semitic Oh yes according to fundamentalist Protestant Christianianity the following are in hell 1)All Christians who don't follow their dogma (liberals, unitarions, Christian Scientist) 2)JW 3)Catholics 4)Mormons 5)And the various other sects of christianity such eastern orthodox 6)Non Christians 7)And off course God's chosen people The Jews(including the ones who suffered the Holocaust) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JPD Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 Phil Hartman. Sam Kineson. Richard Pryor. Chris Farley. John Belushi. Mitch Hedberg. George Burns (he might be in heaven, actually). - Hell's gotsta be a fuggin laugh a minute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Open_Minded Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 Hello .... Just bumping this up for Sub_Zer0 Seems anyone who doesn't read the way he does, "point blank" is NOT Christian. Thought it would be good to review the list of those residing in hell. I believe in the One Verse Thread, Skeptic came up with an actual number. It would be good to include that here as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stooch Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 Thales Lessing Bultmann Marx Darwin and oh yeah Tom Cruise Cute little quote about not reading the Bible literally. Of course Fundies are wrong, becasue they look at it simply. The Bible includes narrative, poetry, hyperbole, metaphors, analogies and other forms literture Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Checkmate Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 No one is in Hell. I say this for two reasons: - #1, There is no such place. (But even IF you persist on believing in "Hell", then...) - #2, According to the silly ass Holy Babble, no one will be thrown into this Hell until after the Great White Throne Judgment of Revelation. THAT is when god opens his account books, weighs your works and then tells his flunkie angels to chuck you into the eternal bar-b-Q pit. (I can just feel the "love", can't you?) So no matter HOW you look at this, no one COULD currently be in "Hell". (So...where ARE all the dead folks? ) (Sorry, if someone brought this up already. I didn't bother to read the thread. I prefer to cut to the chase. ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taphophilia Posted February 25, 2006 Author Share Posted February 25, 2006 No one is in Hell. I say this for two reasons: - #1, There is no such place. (But even IF you persist on believing in "Hell", then...) - #2, According to the silly ass Holy Babble, no one will be thrown into this Hell until after the Great White Throne Judgment of Revelation. THAT is when god opens his account books, weighs your works and then tells his flunkie angels to chuck you into the eternal bar-b-Q pit. (I can just feel the "love", can't you?) So no matter HOW you look at this, no one COULD currently be in "Hell". (So...where ARE all the dead folks? ) (Sorry, if someone brought this up already. I didn't bother to read the thread. I prefer to cut to the chase. ) The JW's believe in soul sleep because of this. When you die your soul goes into a type of suspended animation until the resurection and it's all sorted out. I started the Hell Thread to show how rediculous the concept of hell is. Taph Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aqua Kitty Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 Bart: Is there a doggie hell? Homer: Well... Of course, there couldn't be a heaven if there weren't a hell. Bart: Who's in there? Homer: Oh, uh... Hitler's dog... and that dog Nixon had, what's his name, um, Chester... Lisa: Checkers. Homer: Yeah! One of the Lassies is in there, too. The mean one! The one that mauled Jimmy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycorth Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 Mista Grinch, I love your site linked in your sig, btw. And I have to agree - there is no Hell for anyone to go to. But in a manner of speaking, every Xian alive is in Hell right now - the Hell they make for themselves of day to day life, in slavery to their god, obsessed with trying to please their god at every turn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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