amateur Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 When I was down to going to church every easter/xmas I just sat in the back and used the time to look around and see if I could guess who was fuckable by looking at the back of their heads. I'd generally take off as soon as the priest hit the back door for the handshakes so I rarely saw what anyone really looked like. The fun was in the guessing. mwc That's funny! When I used to go to church (as an adult), if I wasn't mentally disagreeing/arguing with the pastor, I was lost in thought of some sexual act I had done in the past week (or night before). Being in church has a tendency to make me think sexy thoughts completely unrelated to church or Jesus (I am not Jordan River), so it's not all bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
francesco Posted January 9, 2014 Author Share Posted January 9, 2014 This is not really a rant but it's so funny, it is happened in my church chat group Some of them were on year-end holiday and were talking about how they got an early airplane ticket so they can spend more days in their destination city immediately one in the group said PTL!! and followed by others saying the same thing: PTL!! I was very confused about this PTL so I googled it and turns out it is a slang acronym for praise the lord my reaction: oh my...., christians nowadays are so lazy they even shorten their praise to their god 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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