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Or banned, Vix.

Particularily in bible-beltish areas.

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Or banned, Vix.

Particularily in bible-beltish areas.

Or not (perhaps) - Mel Gibson proved to us how much thirst for gore they have. All we need to do now is find out how far we can push it.

:Wendywhatever:

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True true. Xtians do love thier blood. After all they have the human sacrifice, drinking of blood and eating human flesh institutionalized.

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She lusted after their genitals – as large as those of donkeys, and their seminal emission was as strong as that of stallions.

 

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And where may I find the Babylonians?

 

The entire Song of Solomon is racy and, when you think about it, entirely unneccessary to the rest of the Bible. I only knew what was in it when I was about 12-13, and even then I was told it was a love song about God's love for His People. :lmao: God loves us in a really dirty way.

 

(That being said, taken out of the context of the Bible, it's really quite a beautiful passage of ancient love poetry.)

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She lusted after their genitals – as large as those of donkeys, and their seminal emission was as strong as that of stallions.

 

Great. Now I've got this picture stuck in my head - a bunch of Babylonian guys running around like supersoakers. :Doh:

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She lusted after their genitals – as large as those of donkeys, and their seminal emission was as strong as that of stallions.

 

Great. Now I've got this picture stuck in my head - a bunch of Babylonian guys running around like supersoakers. :Doh:

 

:lmao::lmao::lmao:

 

When I was a teenager, me and another kid where in charge of leading the devotion every 4th Sunday. One of us would do the prayer and the other would read a selection from the bible of our choosing.

 

If only I'd known about that verse at the time......... :wicked:

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Oh, if I'm forced to go to church, I'd keep all these nasty verses in mind in case if I'm asked to recite a verse from the Bible.

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Wonder how these versus rate on the all time favorites list with some of our resident Xtians? Sofia? others? care to comment?

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