thunderbolt Posted February 13, 2006 Posted February 13, 2006 What “holy relics” to peddle will Christians dream? Jesus must be so thrilled with all the merchandise in his honor. Here is the teenage Jesus poster, from you guessed it, teenagjesus.com. I guess anything to "hook" the younglings.
scitsofreaky Posted February 13, 2006 Posted February 13, 2006 I like the tat, nice touch. But what does it say?
All Gods Fail Posted February 13, 2006 Posted February 13, 2006 Great name for a band...'Teenage Jesus'.
Yaoi Huntress Earth Posted February 13, 2006 Posted February 13, 2006 is it just me or does that thing just scream "fucking tacky/"
thunderbolt Posted February 13, 2006 Author Posted February 13, 2006 Sorry, typo there, should be: What “holy relics” to peddle will Christians dream next?
pandora Posted February 13, 2006 Posted February 13, 2006 Hoodlum Jesus? LOL That kinda creeps me out... way too weird. He even has bleached blonde buzz cut hair.
BlueGiant Posted February 13, 2006 Posted February 13, 2006 PT Barnum once said that "there was a sucker born every minute." I would like to point out that the birth rate has increased since then.
Lycorth Posted February 13, 2006 Posted February 13, 2006 I can see Eminem using that for an album cover I really hope he does.
oberon Posted February 13, 2006 Posted February 13, 2006 I like the tat, nice touch. But what does it say? I blew it up in photoshop and I think it says Apostles
Antlerman Posted February 13, 2006 Posted February 13, 2006 Oh man, that's just gross. Thanks so much for sticking that image into my head!!
pandora Posted February 13, 2006 Posted February 13, 2006 The message of your ministry must compete every day with sophisticated, and provocative images from MTV, the OC, "teenexploitation" movies in theaters and DVDs, violent video games...the list seems to goes on and on. Our teenage Jesus poster is a confidant image that you can use to break through to your teens and help direct their understanding of the human experience. It is an image that is so cool and confidant that it almost guarantees space on the walls of their bedrooms, among the posters of rock stars, athletes and supermodels.
AgnosticBob AtheistPants Posted February 13, 2006 Posted February 13, 2006 Is that "teenage Mary Magdalene" that he's about to go boff?
Ms. K Posted February 14, 2006 Posted February 14, 2006 Look at that! It's Eminem Jesus! Do we get to hear him rap about how he's the real Slim Shady, and he come to bring us the Word, WORD! And I have to wonder what the explicit lyrics about banging Mary Magdalene will be like....
Taphophilia Posted February 14, 2006 Posted February 14, 2006 PT Barnum once said that "there was a sucker born every minute." I would like to point out that the birth rate has increased since then. actually....
AgnosticBob AtheistPants Posted February 14, 2006 Posted February 14, 2006 Ya know...I'm an ex-christian and even I can see the fundies will have a field day ripping this artist a new asshole.
scitsofreaky Posted February 14, 2006 Posted February 14, 2006 I like the tat, nice touch. But what does it say? I blew it up in photoshop and I think it says Apostles Why thank you. Wait, um, I mean, word.
Lunar Shadow Posted February 15, 2006 Posted February 15, 2006 I think it is funny that they gave Jesus a Tatt when LV 19 states that you are not to have Tattoos
Antlerman Posted February 15, 2006 Posted February 15, 2006 I think it is funny that they gave Jesus a Tatt when LV 19 states that you are not to have Tattoos Hey, you're right!!! This explains why they crucified him then. He had an evil tattoo and was flaunting it all over Jerusalem.
Lycorth Posted February 15, 2006 Posted February 15, 2006 Ya know...I'm an ex-christian and even I can see the fundies will have a field day ripping this artist a new asshole. Ditto - they will have a ball going apeshit over this one. You know how the fundies love to have things to get all in a snit about.
Antlerman Posted February 15, 2006 Posted February 15, 2006 Let's not overlook the Jezebel with the painted face he's hanging with there. They probably stoned her to death for it, sending young Jesus down a road of rebellion that eventually led to his own execution.
Ziggy Posted February 15, 2006 Posted February 15, 2006 From a Euro view point he looks like david beckham and she could be his wife 'posh' from the spicey girls. This gives me the shivers! If you have no idea what i on about just ignore
Guest bdp Posted February 15, 2006 Posted February 15, 2006 I did a Google search to find the surfer Jesus picture (one of my faves) and found a page with tons of godawful images of Jesus, some artwork and some products (like the 'Barbie' Jesus). Good for laugh and scare alike. http://www.jesusoftheweek.com/ bdp
nirrti Posted February 16, 2006 Posted February 16, 2006 Wow! Just...Classy! So who gets to be the Great Harlot, Britney Spears?
narcissist Posted February 16, 2006 Posted February 16, 2006 When Teen Jesus grows up, he wants to drive a Holy Hyundai.
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