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What “holy relics” to peddle will Christians dream? Jesus must be so thrilled with all the merchandise in his honor. Here is the teenage Jesus poster, from you guessed it, teenagjesus.com.

 

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I guess anything to "hook" the younglings.

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Hoodlum Jesus? LOL That kinda creeps me out... way too weird. He even has bleached blonde buzz cut hair.

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PT Barnum once said that "there was a sucker born every minute."

 

I would like to point out that the birth rate has increased since then.

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The message of your ministry must

compete every day with sophisticated,

and provocative images from MTV,

the OC, "teenexploitation" movies in

theaters and DVDs, violent video

games...the list seems to goes on and

on. Our teenage Jesus poster is a

confidant image that you can use to

break through to your teens and help

direct their understanding of the

human experience.

 

It is an image that is so cool and

confidant that it almost guarantees

space on the walls of their

bedrooms, among the posters of

rock stars, athletes and supermodels.

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Look at that!

 

It's Eminem Jesus!

 

Do we get to hear him rap about how he's the real Slim Shady, and he come to bring us the Word, WORD!

 

And I have to wonder what the explicit lyrics about banging Mary Magdalene will be like....

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PT Barnum once said that "there was a sucker born every minute."

 

I would like to point out that the birth rate has increased since then.

 

 

actually....

 

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I think it is funny that they gave Jesus a Tatt when LV 19 states that you are not to have Tattoos

Hey, you're right!!! This explains why they crucified him then. He had an evil tattoo and was flaunting it all over Jerusalem. :58:

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Ya know...I'm an ex-christian and even I can see the fundies will have a field day ripping this artist a new asshole.

 

Ditto - they will have a ball going apeshit over this one. You know how the fundies love to have things to get all in a snit about.

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Let's not overlook the Jezebel with the painted face he's hanging with there. They probably stoned her to death for it, sending young Jesus down a road of rebellion that eventually led to his own execution.

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