thunderbolt Posted February 13, 2006 Report Share Posted February 13, 2006 What “holy relics” to peddle will Christians dream? Jesus must be so thrilled with all the merchandise in his honor. Here is the teenage Jesus poster, from you guessed it, teenagjesus.com. I guess anything to "hook" the younglings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scitsofreaky Posted February 13, 2006 Report Share Posted February 13, 2006 I like the tat, nice touch. But what does it say? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All Gods Fail Posted February 13, 2006 Report Share Posted February 13, 2006 Great name for a band...'Teenage Jesus'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yaoi Huntress Earth Posted February 13, 2006 Report Share Posted February 13, 2006 is it just me or does that thing just scream "fucking tacky/" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thunderbolt Posted February 13, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 13, 2006 Sorry, typo there, should be: What “holy relics” to peddle will Christians dream next? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandora Posted February 13, 2006 Report Share Posted February 13, 2006 Hoodlum Jesus? LOL That kinda creeps me out... way too weird. He even has bleached blonde buzz cut hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueGiant Posted February 13, 2006 Report Share Posted February 13, 2006 PT Barnum once said that "there was a sucker born every minute." I would like to point out that the birth rate has increased since then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycorth Posted February 13, 2006 Report Share Posted February 13, 2006 I can see Eminem using that for an album cover I really hope he does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oberon Posted February 13, 2006 Report Share Posted February 13, 2006 I like the tat, nice touch. But what does it say? I blew it up in photoshop and I think it says Apostles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antlerman Posted February 13, 2006 Report Share Posted February 13, 2006 Oh man, that's just gross. Thanks so much for sticking that image into my head!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandora Posted February 13, 2006 Report Share Posted February 13, 2006 The message of your ministry must compete every day with sophisticated, and provocative images from MTV, the OC, "teenexploitation" movies in theaters and DVDs, violent video games...the list seems to goes on and on. Our teenage Jesus poster is a confidant image that you can use to break through to your teens and help direct their understanding of the human experience. It is an image that is so cool and confidant that it almost guarantees space on the walls of their bedrooms, among the posters of rock stars, athletes and supermodels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AgnosticBob AtheistPants Posted February 13, 2006 Report Share Posted February 13, 2006 Is that "teenage Mary Magdalene" that he's about to go boff? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. K Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 Look at that! It's Eminem Jesus! Do we get to hear him rap about how he's the real Slim Shady, and he come to bring us the Word, WORD! And I have to wonder what the explicit lyrics about banging Mary Magdalene will be like.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taphophilia Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 PT Barnum once said that "there was a sucker born every minute." I would like to point out that the birth rate has increased since then. actually.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curtdude Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 But who is the drag queen next to him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AgnosticBob AtheistPants Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 Ya know...I'm an ex-christian and even I can see the fundies will have a field day ripping this artist a new asshole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scitsofreaky Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 I like the tat, nice touch. But what does it say? I blew it up in photoshop and I think it says Apostles Why thank you. Wait, um, I mean, word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunar Shadow Posted February 15, 2006 Report Share Posted February 15, 2006 I think it is funny that they gave Jesus a Tatt when LV 19 states that you are not to have Tattoos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antlerman Posted February 15, 2006 Report Share Posted February 15, 2006 I think it is funny that they gave Jesus a Tatt when LV 19 states that you are not to have Tattoos Hey, you're right!!! This explains why they crucified him then. He had an evil tattoo and was flaunting it all over Jerusalem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycorth Posted February 15, 2006 Report Share Posted February 15, 2006 Ya know...I'm an ex-christian and even I can see the fundies will have a field day ripping this artist a new asshole. Ditto - they will have a ball going apeshit over this one. You know how the fundies love to have things to get all in a snit about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antlerman Posted February 15, 2006 Report Share Posted February 15, 2006 Let's not overlook the Jezebel with the painted face he's hanging with there. They probably stoned her to death for it, sending young Jesus down a road of rebellion that eventually led to his own execution. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy Posted February 15, 2006 Report Share Posted February 15, 2006 From a Euro view point he looks like david beckham and she could be his wife 'posh' from the spicey girls. This gives me the shivers! If you have no idea what i on about just ignore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bdp Posted February 15, 2006 Report Share Posted February 15, 2006 I did a Google search to find the surfer Jesus picture (one of my faves) and found a page with tons of godawful images of Jesus, some artwork and some products (like the 'Barbie' Jesus). Good for laugh and scare alike. http://www.jesusoftheweek.com/ bdp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nirrti Posted February 16, 2006 Report Share Posted February 16, 2006 Wow! Just...Classy! So who gets to be the Great Harlot, Britney Spears? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
narcissist Posted February 16, 2006 Report Share Posted February 16, 2006 When Teen Jesus grows up, he wants to drive a Holy Hyundai. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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