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10 minutes ago, ag_NO_stic said:

 

You realize every Christian on this site says this same shit? "Child of God," "Christ Follower," "It's not a religion, it's a personal relationship with Jesus" ....Back in the day, my personal favorite was "Daughter of the Almighty" although I did a healthy dose of "it's about a relationship with Jesus" too.....Just admit it, dude, you don't want to go to hell. xD

 

Yes, I dont understand why it's called a personal relationship if churchy people insist you read a bible, go to church, and listen to a pastor and churchy people telling you what God wants for your life. It's really about the pastor's mortgage. :)

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30 minutes ago, midniterider said:

 

What's that other one, "I'm not a Christian...I just believe in Jesus".....

 

Christians spew bible baloney

"Believers in Jesus" spew the same bible baloney

 

Tomato, tomawtoe. :)

 

It's like an Amway distributor calling himself a Quixtar distributor.

 

Lolol or when you fill out your resume and you are not a "file scanner," you are an "executive file coordinator."

 

I don't give a fuck what you're called, you scan files for a living. Same with Joefizz, you can call yourself any label or adjective you like, you're hear to preach shit we already know. Read Bart Ehrman and get back to me, boo. 

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