chefranden Posted April 14, 2006 Author Share Posted April 14, 2006 Thanks for all your help. May the Lord bless you and keep you and satisfy your chocolate cravings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evelyn Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 There actually are chocolate Jeezuses and crosses for sale! Too Funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onyx Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 How about Holy Spirit chocolates? I'd like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnosis of Disbelief Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 Nah....I'd rather have a "well endowed" chocolate Jeebus, to surprise any of the fundies that try to convert me over the Easter holiday.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antlerman Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 It wouldn't do any good to make and eat a chocolate Jesus, in three days, or on the third day, or less, it would be resurrected out of your ass in a more spiritual form. That's great!! (would that be in the form of gas, per chance?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouroboros Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 That's great!! (would that be in the form of gas, per chance?) Isn't that the original meaning of the word spirit? Wind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antlerman Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 Isn't that the original meaning of the word spirit? Wind. Excuse me, I just released my spirit again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JGJ@ReligionisBullshit Posted April 15, 2006 Share Posted April 15, 2006 It wouldn't do any good to make and eat a chocolate Jesus, in three days, or on the third day, or less, it would be resurrected out of your ass in a more spiritual form. That's great!! (would that be in the form of gas, per chance?) It would come out in three parts all at once, a big turd, a little turd and of course the gas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouroboros Posted April 15, 2006 Share Posted April 15, 2006 Isn't that the original meaning of the word spirit? Wind. Excuse me, I just released my spirit again That must be the explanation to the angel of death that the spirit sent during passover. Or was it the holiday of passing gas? Can't remember which one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Posted April 15, 2006 Share Posted April 15, 2006 A friend of mine found a chocolate cross at a local grocery store. We made fun of the tackiness of it. Yep, there was a chocolate cross at not just the grocery store, but... The Dollar Tree, saw it just today. Milk chocolate cross, with white chocolate lillies on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stickmangrit Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 oh man, i used to get white chocolate crosses for easter every year. and speaking of Tom Waits: Chocolate Jesus Well, i don't go to church on sunday Don't get on my knees to pray Don't memorize the books of the bible I got my own special way I know jesus loves me Maybe just a little bit more I fall down on my knees every sunday At zerelda lee's candy store Well, it's got to be a chocolate jesus Make me feel good inside Got to be a chocolate jesus Keep me satisfied Well, i don't want no abba zabba Don't want no almond joy There ain't nothing better Suitable for this boy Well, it's the only thing that can pick me up It's better than a cup of gold See, only a chocolate jesus Can satisfy my soul When the weather gets rough and it's whiskey in the shade It's best to wrap your savior up in cellophane He flows like the big muddy but that's okay Pour him over ice cream for a nice parfait Well, it's got to be a chocolate jesus Good enough for me Got to be a chocolate jesus It's good enough for me And it's got to be a chocolate jesus Make me feel so good inside Got to be a chocolate jesus Keep me satisfied Written by: Kathleen Brennan and Tom Waits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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