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:eek: Thanks for all your help.

 

May the Lord bless you and keep you and satisfy your chocolate cravings.

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There actually are chocolate Jeezuses and crosses for sale! Too Funny! :funny:

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How about Holy Spirit chocolates?

I'd like that.

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Nah....I'd rather have a "well endowed" chocolate Jeebus, to surprise

any of the fundies that try to convert me over the Easter holiday....

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It wouldn't do any good to make and eat a chocolate Jesus, in three days, or on the third day, or less, it would be resurrected out of your ass in a more spiritual form.

:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao: That's great!! (would that be in the form of gas, per chance?)

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That's great!! (would that be in the form of gas, per chance?)

Isn't that the original meaning of the word spirit? Wind.

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Isn't that the original meaning of the word spirit? Wind.

Excuse me, I just released my spirit again :dead:

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It wouldn't do any good to make and eat a chocolate Jesus, in three days, or on the third day, or less, it would be resurrected out of your ass in a more spiritual form.

:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao: That's great!! (would that be in the form of gas, per chance?)

 

It would come out in three parts all at once, a big turd, a little turd and of course the gas.

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Isn't that the original meaning of the word spirit? Wind.

Excuse me, I just released my spirit again :dead:

That must be the explanation to the angel of death that the spirit sent during passover. Or was it the holiday of passing gas? Can't remember which one...

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A friend of mine found a chocolate cross at a local grocery store. We made fun of the tackiness of it.

 

 

Yep, there was a chocolate cross at not just the grocery store, but... The Dollar Tree, saw it just today. Milk chocolate cross, with white chocolate lillies on it.

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oh man, i used to get white chocolate crosses for easter every year. and speaking of Tom Waits:

 

Chocolate Jesus

 

Well, i don't go to church on sunday

Don't get on my knees to pray

Don't memorize the books of the bible

I got my own special way

 

I know jesus loves me

Maybe just a little bit more

I fall down on my knees every sunday

At zerelda lee's candy store

 

Well, it's got to be a chocolate jesus

Make me feel good inside

Got to be a chocolate jesus

Keep me satisfied

 

Well, i don't want no abba zabba

Don't want no almond joy

There ain't nothing better

Suitable for this boy

 

Well, it's the only thing that can pick me up

It's better than a cup of gold

See, only a chocolate jesus

Can satisfy my soul

 

When the weather gets rough and it's whiskey in the shade

It's best to wrap your savior up in cellophane

He flows like the big muddy but that's okay

Pour him over ice cream for a nice parfait

 

Well, it's got to be a chocolate jesus

Good enough for me

Got to be a chocolate jesus

It's good enough for me

 

And it's got to be a chocolate jesus

Make me feel so good inside

Got to be a chocolate jesus

Keep me satisfied

 

Written by: Kathleen Brennan and Tom Waits

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