willybilly30 Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 all christians need to read my bible study topic: http://www.ex-christian.net/index.php?show...=0entry164306 youll feel so good your heart will melt like butter on a frying pan about your loving bible god. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouroboros Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 You don't own Easter, either. It's mine, I tell you! Mineminemineminemine! Mwahahaha! But I'll share if you play nice. (holds out basket of chocolate eggs) Oh Fluffy Bunny! Shine your wisdom on us poor cretins... We hear and obey. Almond. Salad to all. Lettuce pray and praise the Fluffy Bunny! Kumbaya... What do mad monotheists in general need to hear? Wrong question. Should be: What do they need to get beaten into their skull cavities in Morse code? Let's keep it short and simple and just use: _ . . .. .. _. _ . _ Which means: THINK! If you beat it too hard, they won't be able to think at all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snookums Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 Anyone else care to add? DON'T FUCKING LOVE ME......IT HURTS!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spamandham Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 Matthew 19:12 Jesus replied, "For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it." Ok Christian men, with modern medicine you have no excuse for not following through with what Jesus tells you here. Maybe if your whole church signs up, you could get a castration discount! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Posted April 23, 2006 Share Posted April 23, 2006 Jesus if he existed and came back, he would be crucified by you of all people. Woody Allen once said "If Jesus came back and saw what people were doing in his name, he wouldn't be able to stop throwing up." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JGJ@ReligionisBullshit Posted April 23, 2006 Share Posted April 23, 2006 You don't own Easter, either. It's mine, I tell you! Mineminemineminemine! Mwahahaha! But I'll share if you play nice. (holds out basket of chocolate eggs) Oh Fluffy Bunny! Shine your wisdom on us poor cretins... We hear and obey. Almond. Salad to all. Lettuce pray and praise the Fluffy Bunny! Kumbaya... What do mad monotheists in general need to hear? Wrong question. Should be: What do they need to get beaten into their skull cavities in Morse code? Let's keep it short and simple and just use: _ . . .. .. _. _ . _ Which means: THINK! If you beat it too hard, they won't be able to think at all! Hmm, still stuck with status quo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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