All Gods Fail Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 I've got it - xtianity is EXACTLY like this cartoon: WARNING - may offend. Seriously - very twisted comic. I couldn't come up with a better metaphor if I tried. It works on so many levels... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All Gods Fail Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 I've got it - xtianity is EXACTLY like this cartoon: WARNING - may offend. Seriously - very twisted comic. EDIT I couldn't come up with a better metaphor if I tried. It works on so many levels... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onyx Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Fundy Christianity for me is like a russian roulette for the purpose of turning you into a braindead zombie. You either get killed by faith guys and raised as zombies or you swallow the bullets they throw at you and survive. The people who never cares about the game or never heard of it are the lucky ones. We at EXC swallowed the bullet and survived. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A T Thunderbird Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Christianity is like a box of treasures, you must value it forever or if you lose it, you're damned and must pay it till you can't take it. Repentance and worms'll be the words from now on. Remember, more tears not smiles and you'll be a saint soon in heaven! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
narcissist Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Christianity is like an eternal child care centre, where growing up is frowned upon, temper tantrums are encouraged, and spoiled brats are rewarded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouroboros Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Christianity is like Coyote ugly. You get drunk of its attractiveness and have a one nighter, wake up in the morning and discover it's the most ugliest thing you ever seen, and you could chew you arm off to get away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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