AJG Posted April 13, 2014 Posted April 13, 2014 Here's a little game. Try to state in one sentence why Christianity makes no sense whatsoever. Here's my favorite: "We are saved from God by God through God for God." I mean seriously. God saves us from Himself by Himself by killing Himself? The amount of brainwashing required to accept this sentence as if it means anything is mind-boggling. And yet, I lapped it up for over thirty years. 6
Ellinas Posted April 13, 2014 Posted April 13, 2014 "God so loved the world that he created mankind knowing full well that he would condemn the vast majority of people to burn in agony for ever" 1
Blood Posted April 13, 2014 Posted April 13, 2014 Here's a little game. Try to state in one sentence why Christianity makes no sense whatsoever. Here's my favorite: "We are saved from God by God through God for God." I mean seriously. God saves us from Himself by Himself by killing Himself? The amount of brainwashing required to accept this sentence as if it means anything is mind-boggling. And yet, I lapped it up for over thirty years. It really is fascinating that this bizarre mythology ever found a foothold in the human imagination.
mymistake Posted April 13, 2014 Posted April 13, 2014 I was born in the right place and the right time to be taught the right religion; unlike all those other people born in other parts of the world so that they were brainwashed with false religions. 2
Super Moderator TheRedneckProfessor Posted April 13, 2014 Super Moderator Posted April 13, 2014 Because god's love for us is so great he is willing to throw us all into hell if we don't return it; and he killed himself just to prove it. 5
Roz Posted April 13, 2014 Posted April 13, 2014 "Forty thousand flavors and counting means that the christian god is one awesome information troll." 2
Llwellyn Posted April 13, 2014 Posted April 13, 2014 I can do it in one word featured on one memetic image: 1
florduh Posted April 13, 2014 Posted April 13, 2014 John 3:16. Idiotic concept, really. The God character of this long, convoluted story takes a mulligan on drowning every man, woman, child, bunny, kitten, puppy, etc. and does a 180 by loving us enough to kill again - this time, his own son. Really? What was wrong with me when I bought into that crock of shit?
Overcame Faith Posted April 13, 2014 Posted April 13, 2014 "God the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit, one God in three parts, separate, yet one." Not even the greatest theologian can adequately explain how Christianity is a monotheistic religion.
RipVanWinkle Posted April 13, 2014 Posted April 13, 2014 "What was wrong with me when I bought into that crock of shit?" florduh Childhood, pure and simple. But since some people never grow up age is irrelevant. bill 2
AJG Posted April 13, 2014 Author Posted April 13, 2014 "God the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit, one God in three parts, separate, yet one." Not even the greatest theologian can adequately explain how Christianity is a monotheistic religion. Apparently you haven't seen that AMAZING Trinity infographic that has arrows with "is" and "is not" statements pointing to and fro. I mean, what could be simpler to understand?
LukeExChristian Posted April 13, 2014 Posted April 13, 2014 God: "so... do you agree with me? or are you wrong?" i know i cheated because that's two sentences 1
BendyLine Posted April 13, 2014 Posted April 13, 2014 We're all going to hell because a talking snake convinced a rib lady to eat a magic fruit. 2
Llwellyn Posted April 13, 2014 Posted April 13, 2014 "Wrong is right; false is true; foolish is wise; black is white; one plus one equals three." 1
older Posted April 13, 2014 Posted April 13, 2014 One that has been around for a while: "God sends himself to earth and kills himself in order to avenge himself for a curse that he put on us because one of our distant ancestors and a rib woman ate fruit from a magical tree after being told to do it by a talking snake." 1
francesco Posted April 13, 2014 Posted April 13, 2014 Some christians are close minded and cannot accept reality that's what makes them nonsensical
Guest afireinside Posted April 14, 2014 Posted April 14, 2014 Come as you are-leave mentally retarded.
Deidre Posted April 14, 2014 Posted April 14, 2014 ''God's ways are not our ways.'' (Usually uttered when something totally fucked up has occured in life, like 9/11 or the Holocaust...and Christians are trying to pass off why their god allows tragedies to happen. But, if a 4th grader prays to do well on his/her test, alas! Prayer granted) God's ways are not our ways. 1
AJG Posted April 14, 2014 Author Posted April 14, 2014 One that has been around for a while: "God sends himself to earth and kills himself in order to avenge himself for a curse that he put on us because one of our distant ancestors and a rib woman ate fruit from a magical tree after being told to do it by a talking snake." I knew someone would bring that one up.
AJG Posted April 14, 2014 Author Posted April 14, 2014 ''God's ways are not our ways.'' (Usually uttered when something totally fucked up has occured in life, like 9/11 or the Holocaust...and Christians are trying to pass off why their god allows tragedies to happen. But, if a 4th grader prays to do well on his/her test, alas! Prayer granted) God's ways are not our ways. Oh yes! Or its twin "God works in mysterious ways". 1
Guest afireinside Posted April 14, 2014 Posted April 14, 2014 Christianity: Making money while fucking the little guys long before Bernie Madoff
Llwellyn Posted April 14, 2014 Posted April 14, 2014 Oh yes! Or its twin "God works in mysterious ways". All bets are off when Yahweh says that "There is a way that seems right to a man, but in the end it leads to death." 3
Pantophobia Posted April 14, 2014 Posted April 14, 2014 George Carlin already did it for us:"Religion convinced the world that there's an invisible man in the sky who watches everything you do, and there's 10 things he doesn't want you to do or else you'll to to a burning place with a lake of fire until the end of eternity... but he loves you!" 2
sparklingphoenix Posted April 14, 2014 Posted April 14, 2014 Jesus + nothing = everything ^^ I was actually taught this in my church.
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