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Whats your favorite swear words and how are they used? Thanks

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Fuck, I dunfucking know, godfuckingdamnnit...

 

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Guest Shiva H. Vishnu

Anything with Jesus or Christ in it. Like

 

 

Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick...

 

or

 

Jesus tittyfucking Christ

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I prefer to mix & match and come up with fresh combinations.

Lately, I've been muttering things like,

"Wafflecrap!", and

"Jesus fuck a noodle!"

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"How do you like them fuckin' apples?"

"Jesus Tapdancing Christ"

 

 

I don't like to use "fuck" too much. When I was but a child, when one used the word "fuck", it was indicative of the fact that you meant business. Now it conjures up images of drunken frat boy movies and "damn" and "hell" have more meaning. Sometimes even "darn".

 

I wish to return to "fuck" the sanctity of Most Obscene Obscene Word of All Time. It should be revered, honored as the Cuss Word to End All Cuss Words. We should only call upon its outrageousness when in dire circumstances and one really needs to make a point.

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I like really shocking ones for when I'm pissed off, like

 

"Cram it down your peehole!"

 

"Go fuck yourself with a hairbrush!"

 

:eek:

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I'm a big fan of the seven deadlies, according to George Carlin.

 

My present favorite epithet, though is Fucktard.

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Motherfuckingoddamnbitchassshit. {For when I really painfully stub my toe or something like that}

God-fucking-dammit. {After repeatedly experiencing something frustrating}

Holy fuck. {Surprise}

Fucking shit. {various}

What the shit? :eek: {smilie should explain that one}

 

But I have to say I think my favorit swear of all is God...*slight drawing out of the first 'D'*damnit.

 

I mean, its so versatile. It can be used to display just about any emotion. From, anger, to frustration, to mild annoyance, to satisfaction, to shock, to pain, to that slightly peeved feeling you get when you get mildly one-upped. It's great.

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A list for your perusal and enjoyment:

 

"Smeg!" <----Red Dwarf fan!

Smeg and a half

Fuck and a half

Crap and a half

Christ on a stick

Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick (see Shiva H. Vishnu above) :thanks:

 

I have a few more but I can't think of them at the moment.

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When I screw something up that is going to cost me money- "Holy Fuckin Shit!"

Just after crushing my shin on something - "God damn, mother fuckin, cock suckin, son of a bitch" :vent:

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I tend to use Transformers-related swearwords.

 

Primus!

Slag it and Primus take it!

Go to the Inferno/Pitt!

Scrap!

By the Matrix! (Usually in a good context, though)

Slagger! (used to describe someone)

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When I get mad it's usually MOTHERFUCKER! That's my bread n butter swear. However, I lave telling people to shut their suck hole. It's quite funny, especially when said to a man.

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In my family, swearing is used in much the same way as punctuation.

 

My grandmother is trying to quit swearing all the time (she doesn't think grandmothers should swear). The only problem is the word she chosen to replace "fuck" and "shit" is "crotch"!

 

There is nothing funnier than hearing a 73 year old woman yell "CROTCH!" at the top of her lungs...

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I try to be creative. While I use Fuck, Shit, and Bastard(s) extensively, there's really something satifkying about saying "Feces Filled Fudgemuffins!" I don't know why...

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fuck you, fuck off, leave me the fuck alone

goddamn it

shit

damn it

mostly i say these when angry

i usully say damn or what de fuck when suprised

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goddammit

Fuck

Shit

Crap

Crap on a crap cracker

Holy Crap

Eeeehhhhh! (its a persian expression, more like sound, very annoying when pronounced right)

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I like calling people douchebags.

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Shitfuck. Easily extendable to shitfucker. One of the nastiest apellations I know whose nastiness is universally recognizable.

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Shit

Fuck

Dipshit

Dumbfuck

Shitweasel

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My best friend and have used "Mother-fucking cock-sucking Chinese-made piece of shit" ever since that came out of her husband's mouth one day when something he had in his hand broke while talking to his mom on the phone.

 

When I get mad or run over by a horse or something, my involuntary swear is a simple, "sonofabitch!"

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Forgot one for my list - fuckwit. It happens to be my favourite seven-letter word, and for good reason... ;)

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Whats your favorite swear words and how are they used? Thanks

 

 

Oh by the way,,,"godamnfuckin bastard" seems to be my favorite lately!!!

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