garrisonjj Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Whats your favorite swear words and how are they used? Thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
♦ nivek ♦ Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Fuck, I dunfucking know, godfuckingdamnnit... kL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Shiva H. Vishnu Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Anything with Jesus or Christ in it. Like Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick... or Jesus tittyfucking Christ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cathuria Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 I prefer to mix & match and come up with fresh combinations. Lately, I've been muttering things like, "Wafflecrap!", and "Jesus fuck a noodle!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sage Nabooru Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 "How do you like them fuckin' apples?" "Jesus Tapdancing Christ" I don't like to use "fuck" too much. When I was but a child, when one used the word "fuck", it was indicative of the fact that you meant business. Now it conjures up images of drunken frat boy movies and "damn" and "hell" have more meaning. Sometimes even "darn". I wish to return to "fuck" the sanctity of Most Obscene Obscene Word of All Time. It should be revered, honored as the Cuss Word to End All Cuss Words. We should only call upon its outrageousness when in dire circumstances and one really needs to make a point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All Gods Fail Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 I like really shocking ones for when I'm pissed off, like "Cram it down your peehole!" "Go fuck yourself with a hairbrush!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueGiant Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 I'm a big fan of the seven deadlies, according to George Carlin. My present favorite epithet, though is Fucktard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nick5 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 jesus motherfucking christ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dhampir Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Motherfuckingoddamnbitchassshit. {For when I really painfully stub my toe or something like that} God-fucking-dammit. {After repeatedly experiencing something frustrating} Holy fuck. {Surprise} Fucking shit. {various} What the shit? {smilie should explain that one} But I have to say I think my favorit swear of all is God...*slight drawing out of the first 'D'*damnit. I mean, its so versatile. It can be used to display just about any emotion. From, anger, to frustration, to mild annoyance, to satisfaction, to shock, to pain, to that slightly peeved feeling you get when you get mildly one-upped. It's great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
godlessgrrl Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 A list for your perusal and enjoyment: "Smeg!" <----Red Dwarf fan! Smeg and a half Fuck and a half Crap and a half Christ on a stick Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick (see Shiva H. Vishnu above) I have a few more but I can't think of them at the moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infidel666 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 When I screw something up that is going to cost me money- "Holy Fuckin Shit!" Just after crushing my shin on something - "God damn, mother fuckin, cock suckin, son of a bitch" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flyby Stardancer Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 I tend to use Transformers-related swearwords. Primus! Slag it and Primus take it! Go to the Inferno/Pitt! Scrap! By the Matrix! (Usually in a good context, though) Slagger! (used to describe someone) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dianka Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 When I get mad it's usually MOTHERFUCKER! That's my bread n butter swear. However, I lave telling people to shut their suck hole. It's quite funny, especially when said to a man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skankboy Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 In my family, swearing is used in much the same way as punctuation. My grandmother is trying to quit swearing all the time (she doesn't think grandmothers should swear). The only problem is the word she chosen to replace "fuck" and "shit" is "crotch"! There is nothing funnier than hearing a 73 year old woman yell "CROTCH!" at the top of her lungs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ember Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 I try to be creative. While I use Fuck, Shit, and Bastard(s) extensively, there's really something satifkying about saying "Feces Filled Fudgemuffins!" I don't know why... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willybilly30 Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 fuck you, fuck off, leave me the fuck alone goddamn it shit damn it mostly i say these when angry i usully say damn or what de fuck when suprised Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aqua Kitty Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 Jesus H. Christ in a Chicken Basket Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilentLoner Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 goddammit Fuck Shit Crap Crap on a crap cracker Holy Crap Eeeehhhhh! (its a persian expression, more like sound, very annoying when pronounced right) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike D Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 I like calling people douchebags. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Norton II Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 "Jesus-Ass-Spelunking-Christ" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HadouKen24 Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 Shitfuck. Easily extendable to shitfucker. One of the nastiest apellations I know whose nastiness is universally recognizable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalidasa Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 Shit Fuck Dipshit Dumbfuck Shitweasel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clearview Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 My best friend and have used "Mother-fucking cock-sucking Chinese-made piece of shit" ever since that came out of her husband's mouth one day when something he had in his hand broke while talking to his mom on the phone. When I get mad or run over by a horse or something, my involuntary swear is a simple, "sonofabitch!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalidasa Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 Forgot one for my list - fuckwit. It happens to be my favourite seven-letter word, and for good reason... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garrisonjj Posted April 4, 2006 Author Share Posted April 4, 2006 Whats your favorite swear words and how are they used? Thanks Oh by the way,,,"godamnfuckin bastard" seems to be my favorite lately!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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