The Horror Story I Told In The Chatroom
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Goodbye Jesus
Last night my friend told me his story at the bar, he was horrified, but he had to tell me. He was trekking through a forest in a Northern European country. He had a compass, a map and his backpack was filled with a tent and sleeping bag. The load weighed heavier on his back, his eyes was heavy lidded. He got more and more tired, he had to find a good place to set up the tent. He trekked through still more forest until he found a flat patch of ground that would have been near water.
He set up t
* Read some Iain Banks recently. It's Wasp Factory. Very sick, but it has a great sense of humour. Frankly, I'm looking forward to reading his Culture novels. If it's as funny as Wasp Factory, and as wonderfully written, then sign me up. Wasp Factory's very reminiscent of Ferdydurke by Witold Gombrowiscz, actually. They're both great but are pretty damn odd.
* I'm seeing more political thought pop up all the more, lately. Several years ago, in university, we were all just drinking shots of w
What is hope, but the ability to achieve something for yourself? So here is my hopes for the future.
*A full bodied novel and a poetic anthology within 2015.
*Hopefully being able to travel to Sweden or Denmark for a year.
*Being able to endure this government and live through to a more tolerable government in NZ.
*Be able to graduate university within two years regardless of outcome. My sanity deserves it.
As much as I love education, I don't want to be a professor, even if I behave lik
Argh,
I feel like I'm just plain stuck with what I'm thinking up for my latest novel. I've given up on so many novels, I can't keep count. The only sort of writing exercise I keep going on is on the fan fiction works, e.g Mass Effect games, because it's easier to do stories with a pre existing template. Funny thing is, this was what Shakespeare often did, he took in stories and gave it his own spin and nobody often was the wiser. e.g Holinshed Chronicles. But I don't feel like I have the dep
If the default happens, I predict that United States of America would be trying to be a left wing - or something unforeseen - country in reaction to the corporatist influenced deathgrip of the government's functions and its ability to keep the world economy going. As bad as USA is to smaller countries like mine, I would rather America still be the reserve world currency than China on the basis of China's sheer authoritarianism, or worse yet, harbouring newfound colonial aims. That said, I would
Hi everybody,
I might as well type in my blog again, it's a good as any place to comment on. It've been almost eight years since I last typed in an entry though.
So what's new? At the moment, I can only type banal stuff due to me being so tired that I frequently don't have the the stomach to respond to many posts made in theforums by some people.
Anyway, recently I completed my first book. Seventy three pages entirely by hand!
That's all for now.
Sexism is Good!
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Women can't do work that men do. They mope about behind your back, "Please give me a break from bratty children, household chores, being your trophy wife. I want a rest" No siree. "Women should submit to their husbands" the Bible says.
So that mean I can do anything with women, even rape them.
Women are dumb with Swiss cheese in their brains. They don't understand what's good for them. I just don't like women.
Mr Bra
Freedom of religion: A Sin!
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These freaking Hindoos, Buddhists, pagans, panatheists and, the worst of all, the naughty atheists! I only wish there was only one religion on earth, that is.....
CHRISTIANITY! These freakin' heretics is the last thing I want, I want to fleece the guillble sheepies out of their money. I want sleeping people in pews instead of people having sex.
Hysterical Preacher
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Yea, for
Disabled people
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These sopping wheelchair people! They stare at you til you have enough!
My Lord depiseth the cripples! A bible quote put it best, " Happy is who dash the littles on rocks!"
I have enough of the cripples sucking taxes from the good Christians of America! Let's go murder them!
King Christian
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Ah, The Lord hates the people that sitteth around. The deaf people are the worst! They don't have a care a
A Heathen's posting Slander about God!
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Who want to ban Psycho__Satan?
King Christian
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Ooey, 'eah!
Judgemental Fyndie #1 with God
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I disagree! Psycho__Satan must not be banned!
Liberal Hippy
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You're banned for saying that a heathen shouldn't be banned!
King Christian
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He
The Marquis de God Problem
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Mr God is suing me for blaspheming Him. I just hate him. What a boor! He is trying to shut me up by throwing me into Hell. He wish he were Marquis De sade, the humbug!
We'll talk to each other on Jerry Springer....
Catch me!!
Stereotypical Atheist
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My friends, the Hellboy is goona be in Hell!
A T Thunderbird (The toady of God)
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Quite rig
First... a history lesson on how I created KIFC. It were on October 11, in a thread about God, that I wrote this first ever KIFC satire.
Here is the original thread where I originally wrote KIFC in.
God is....
Stankdeezle were one of the first people to read it and the only Christian to actually comment on my satires.
Stankdeezle, you've carved yourself a place in EXC history.
So, enjoy!
A dissection of Posciple ice creams on Killing infidels for Christ forums
My bully said "You'll get AIDS." I went livid. It were in English class.
Then he asked the question, "Will Silly Geezer get AIDS?" Nearly everybody agreed.
I was sitting there, so mad, with ice cold anger running through my vein.
Haven't the bully had the idea he caused incalcuable emotional damage to me by saying I'll get AIDS?
He said I'll have a 99% chance of geting AIDS since I'm bisexual.
I tried to rebutt by saying there would be just be 30% to 50% chance of getting
Hello. This is SillyGeezer's blog.
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