Zaramon Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 Come, let us reason together. If you have forensic evidence in support for the resurrection, nay, for any evidence for the actual life of Jesus, present it here. I am more interested with evidence of resurrection. Happy Halloween...errr...Easter...or whatever....just bring it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator florduh Posted April 11, 2009 Super Moderator Share Posted April 11, 2009 1. Shroud of Turin 2. A certain tortilla discovered in New Mexico Case closed, blasphemer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouroboros Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 5 ton of splinters from the cross. Enough to re-create thousands of crosses. It's a miracle! The Holy Grail. 2.2 billion deluded followers, who believe they are persecuted for their beliefs. All jokes aside, here's all the factual and tangible evidence for Jesus resurrection (all of it): ... ... (chirp, chirp) ... Pretty impressive, isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaramon Posted April 11, 2009 Author Share Posted April 11, 2009 1. Shroud of Turin 2. A certain tortilla discovered in New Mexico Case closed, blasphemer! Bastardo! Welcome to week 9 of Idle American.....Doritos was the correct answer. Simon says be more original. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaramon Posted April 11, 2009 Author Share Posted April 11, 2009 5 ton of splinters from the cross. Enough to re-create thousands of crosses. It's a miracle! The Holy Grail. 2.2 billion deluded followers, who believe they are persecuted for their beliefs. All jokes aside, here's all the factual and tangible evidence for Jesus resurrection (all of it): wait...2.2 billion...really? We might have a Seder going on here... ... ... (chirp, chirp) ... Pretty impressive, isn't it? The Donald says, " Ya' fi'ad" I want DNA... like Mae West I am tired of Viagra-Proof answers. No toothpicks, no hack Jeebus said so crap...CSI crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaramon Posted April 11, 2009 Author Share Posted April 11, 2009 Hava na ghila...hava tequila...hava dentyna..hava nagalia hey...yatahe Great Spirit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator florduh Posted April 11, 2009 Super Moderator Share Posted April 11, 2009 So, it's DNA you want. There's something that trumps even DNA evidence: "If the cross don't fit, you must acquit." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willybilly30 Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 Here's the evidence the only evidence...a ninle written by a bunch of dead guys that you don't even know. No one knew them they might of been all doing crack when they wrote all that shit, But people believe it anyway lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaramon Posted April 11, 2009 Author Share Posted April 11, 2009 So, it's DNA you want. There's something that trumps even DNA evidence: "If the cross don't fit, you must acquit." You ain't Jackie Chiles. Showme eclipse, showme zombies, showmeluvonastick. ARE YOU NOT AMUSED? ARE YOU NOTENTERTAINED? Anectodal evidence with corroboration will suffice. Even Paul talking with Mary madre de Jesus will be enough... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouroboros Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 The Donald says, " Ya' fi'ad" I want DNA... like Mae West I am tired of Viagra-Proof answers. No toothpicks, no hack Jeebus said so crap...CSI crap. Jacobovichi found the Tomb of Jesus, and some DNA... unfortunately that means: Jesus is dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaramon Posted April 11, 2009 Author Share Posted April 11, 2009 The Donald says, " Ya' fi'ad" I want DNA... like Mae West I am tired of Viagra-Proof answers. No toothpicks, no hack Jeebus said so crap...CSI crap. Jacobovichi found the Tomb of Jesus, and some DNA... unfortunately that means: Jesus is dead. What kinda DNA? I got this big fish mounted on my wall that's loaded with DNA. Could be the same. Can you post the double helix so's we can compare? I mean, sheesh, DNA is irrefutable. I am thinking about a Sunrise Service this Sunday morning. If I need to take my fish I gotta know. CSI ain't no chit to mess with. I got this kid names Bogowich on my baseball team, might have DNA evidence of some sort. Send a slide and a vile-o-evidence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabula Rasa Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 Behold! I have in my possession, 8x10 glossy photos of the ressurrection of the Lord Jeesus Christ! I am selling prints of his emergence from the tomb for only $19.95 a piece! If you order now, I'll include bonafide authenticated flakes of Jeesus dandruff! Call now beloved, operators are standing by! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kathlene Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 Hava na ghila...hava tequila...hava dentyna..hava nagalia hey...yatahe Great Spirit Is that tongues you are singing there dude?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaramon Posted April 11, 2009 Author Share Posted April 11, 2009 Hava na ghila...hava tequila...hava dentyna..hava nagalia hey...yatahe Great Spirit Is that tongues you are singing there dude?? Uh huh. Well, uh, yeah. Sortah wishin' I had some tequila....heavy sigh... And Tabula, do you take script? I owe my soul to the company store. Egads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loren Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 Hava na ghila...Have two, they're small! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loren Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 Do you mean to tell me that, "Some long-dead, ignorant, bronze-age sheep herder who had to be reminded not to stick his dick in an animal said it, I believe it and that settles it!" isn't good enough for you? Well that just proves the prophetic nature of the Bible, since you've obviously been given over unto a reprobate mind, ya heeeth'n! Here endeth the exegetical hermeneutics. (Note how I used the word, "unto," instead of simply using the word, "to." You have to do that, otherwise people won't know how godly you are, just like you have to wiggle your fingers when you use the phrase, "It's one of the Mysteries." If you don't wiggle your fingers when you say it, it won't work. Note also how I used the actual proper spelling of the word, "heeeth'n.") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seeker630 Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 1. Shroud of Turin 2. A certain tortilla discovered in New Mexico Case closed, blasphemer! Bastardo! Welcome to week 9 of Idle American.....Doritos was the correct answer. Simon says be more original. You both got it wrong! I saw it on Fox News. It was a grilled cheese sandwich in Texas, and a piss stain underneath a freeway overpass in Buffalo. I swear---the lengths some people will go to just to deny reality! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouroboros Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 What kinda DNA? I got this big fish mounted on my wall that's loaded with DNA. Could be the same. Can you post the double helix so's we can compare? I mean, sheesh, DNA is irrefutable. I am thinking about a Sunrise Service this Sunday morning. If I need to take my fish I gotta know. CSI ain't no chit to mess with. I got this kid names Bogowich on my baseball team, might have DNA evidence of some sort. Send a slide and a vile-o-evidence. He found some bones in the Jesus coffin, if I remember right. So he should have some DNA. Here's the problem: if someone did find the DNA of Jesus, how would they know it was his? And if they could prove it was his, wouldn't it prove the opposite? I mean, if they find parts of Jesus's bones it would prove that he is dead, not resurrected. So what kind of evidence could prove that someone was, but is not anymore in a certain place? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
today Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 Come, let us reason together. If you have forensic evidence in support for the resurrection, nay, for any evidence for the actual life of Jesus, present it here. I am more interested with evidence of resurrection. Happy Halloween...errr...Easter...or whatever....just bring it. You know i have a friend that is atheist(yes he is my friend) and told him the other day that i had joined this site and it took him 20 minutes to stop laughing, and when he did, he said not to ask to many queastions's it just pisses people off(it pissed him off for years and still does) when i dont fit the mold that everyone wants put me in and he also warned me that he had already been on alot of sites like this and there is very little truth on most of them, he said waite till easter week end and you will see they are just like any other group they will bash it well he is right, anyway i told him about a lot of the things i had been reading, and posting and replying to, and he was really suprised and intrested but he doesn't have the strength to get online with us, he has been sick for awhile, he will be asleep shortly, wwhen i see him this afternoon i will mention this thread to him and he will get a kick out of it, and yes he is still an atheist, he will go to sleep an atheist, he is my friend and i will miss him. the only evidence i can offer is my body when i die and you can do all the testing on it you want to annd you will find human dna and that will prove i am not there the spirit is gone, it is asleep till Jesus calls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
today Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 Come, let us reason together. If you have forensic evidence in support for the resurrection, nay, for any evidence for the actual life of Jesus, present it here. I am more interested with evidence of resurrection. Happy Halloween...errr...Easter...or whatever....just bring it. You know i have a friend that is atheist(yes he is my friend) and told him the other day that i had joined this site and it took him 20 minutes to stop laughing, and when he did, he said not to ask to many queastions's it just pisses people off(it pissed him off for years and still does) when i dont fit the mold that everyone wants put me in and he also warned me that he had already been on alot of sites like this and there is very little truth on most of them, he said waite till easter week end and you will see they are just like any other group they will bash it well he is right, anyway i told him about a lot of the things i had been reading, and posting and replying to, and he was really suprised and intrested but he doesn't have the strength to get online with us, he has been sick for awhile, he will be asleep shortly, wwhen i see him this afternoon i will mention this thread to him and he will get a kick out of it, and yes he is still an atheist, he will go to sleep an atheist, he is my friend and i will miss him. the only evidence i can offer is my body when i die and you can do all the testing on it you want to annd you will find human dna and that will prove i am not there the spirit is gone, it is asleep till Jesus calls and by the way you can go ahead and do what you want with the other body i get a new one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chefranden Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 ... when i dont fit the mold that everyone wants put me in ... Oh, you fit the mold alright. Don't you worry about that. And its an old mold at that, the old I know the truth and you don't mold. Good for you. It is such a happy happy joy joy mold. I used to fit that mold myself, but I gained too much weight to fit any more. (sigh) So watch what you eat and get plenty of exercise and don't forget to hold your mouth just so. Kind of like this only not so much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chefranden Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 What kinda DNA? I got this big fish mounted on my wall that's loaded with DNA. Could be the same. Can you post the double helix so's we can compare? I mean, sheesh, DNA is irrefutable. I am thinking about a Sunrise Service this Sunday morning. If I need to take my fish I gotta know. CSI ain't no chit to mess with. I got this kid names Bogowich on my baseball team, might have DNA evidence of some sort. Send a slide and a vile-o-evidence. He found some bones in the Jesus coffin, if I remember right. So he should have some DNA. Here's the problem: if someone did find the DNA of Jesus, how would they know it was his? And if they could prove it was his, wouldn't it prove the opposite? I mean, if they find parts of Jesus's bones it would prove that he is dead, not resurrected. So what kind of evidence could prove that someone was, but is not anymore in a certain place? I thought the bones were supposed to have belonged to James. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouroboros Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 I thought the bones were supposed to have belonged to James. They were James's bones? Oh, then I remembered it wrong. Would've been cool though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chefranden Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 You know i have a friend that is atheist... It's always better to have friends by believing goofy shit, than to have no friends because you want to know what is real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Looking4Answers Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 the only evidence i can offer is my body when i die and you can do all the testing on it you want to annd you will find human dna and that will prove i am not there the spirit is gone, it is asleep till Jesus calls So finding human DNA in your dead body will prove you are not there ... O ... K ... In any case, there would need to be proof that there is even a spirit while you are alive before we could test for its absence after your death. And even if someone where to be able to prove that there is a spirit that would not validate the Bible in any way, shape or form. The nature of the spirit would still have to be determined, etc. So your death would provide no evidence ... no proof of anything other than you are dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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