Belief-o-matic Do You Believe What You Think You Believe? Find Out!

[oddbird1963]

My GOD (whoops, slip of the tongue!) I an EVIL Sekulor Huumanist!!! Just three months ago I would have scored as some sort of die-hard conservative evangelical fundie type. My how things change when your basic assumptions about reality change.

 

1. Secular Humanism (100%)

2. Unitarian Universalism (90%)

3. Nontheist (77%)

4. Liberal Quakers (72%)

5. Theravada Buddhism (65%)

6. Neo-Pagan (62%)

7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (58%)

8. Taoism (48%)

9. New Age (42%)

10. Reform Judaism (42%)

11. Mahayana Buddhism (33%)

12. Orthodox Quaker (31%)

13. Sikhism (31%)

14. Scientology (26%)

15. Baha'i Faith (26%)

16. Jainism (24%)

17. New Thought (23%)

18. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (21%)

19. Seventh Day Adventist (19%)

20. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (18%)

21. Hinduism (18%)

22. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (16%)

23. Eastern Orthodox (12%)

24. Islam (12%)

25. Orthodox Judaism (12%)

26. Roman Catholic (12%)

27. Jehovah's Witness (5%)

[Deadego7]

1.     Neo-Pagan (100%) 

2.     Unitarian Universalism (97%) 

3.     New Age (94%) 

4.     Secular Humanism (84%) 

5.     Liberal Quakers (76%) 

6.     Theravada Buddhism (74%) 

7.     Nontheist (71%) 

8.     Mahayana Buddhism (67%) 

9.     Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (67%) 

10.     New Thought (63%)

 

 

 

Generally, I'm not surprised.

[Rubyfruit Pixie]

Weirdest results ever:

 

1. Neo-Pagan (100%)

2. Unitarian Universalism (98%)

3. Secular Humanism (91%)

4. Liberal Quakers (82%)

5. New Age (78%)

6. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (77%)

7. Nontheist (71%)

8. Mahayana Buddhism (68%)

9. Theravada Buddhism (68%)

10. Reform Judaism (66%)

11. Taoism (62%)

12. New Thought (47%)

13. Baha'i Faith (45%)

14. Orthodox Quaker (45%)

15. Scientology (43%)

16. Jainism (35%)

17. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (33%)

18. Orthodox Judaism (32%)

19. Sikhism (32%)

20. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (26%)

21. Hinduism (24%)

22. Islam (24%)

23. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (21%)

24. Seventh Day Adventist (16%)

25. Eastern Orthodox (11%)

26. Roman Catholic (11%)

27. Jehovah's Witness (0%)

 

 

Apparently, my beliefs now come closest to Neo-Paganism? I'm somehow not surprised.

[Andy]

1. Secular Humanism (100%)

2. Unitarian Universalism (93%)

3. Liberal Quakers (80%)

4. Nontheist (77%)

5. Neo-Pagan (69%)

6. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (65%)

7. Theravada Buddhism (62%)

8. Taoism (59%)

9. New Age (58%)

10. Orthodox Quaker (44%)

[texmex2003]

When I first took this a few years ago, UU and Libreal Quaker were at the top of my list. Today they hit at #6 LIBERAL QUAKER AT 84% and #3 UU ant 91%. Got 100% score as a nontheists. I guess, I have come a long way from being the PK.

[Tabula Rasa]

I took the test again:

 

1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)

2. Liberal Quakers (95%)

3. Reform Judaism (91%)

4. Sikhism (91%)

5. Secular Humanism (87%)

6. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (85%)

7. Nontheist (83%)

8. Neo-Pagan (81%)

9. Theravada Buddhism (79%)

10. New Age (76%)

11. Mahayana Buddhism (71%)

12. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (69%)

13. Islam (64%)

14. Orthodox Judaism (64%)

15. Baha'i Faith (63%)

16. New Thought (61%)

17. Taoism (60%)

18. Scientology (56%)

19. Jainism (52%)

20. Orthodox Quaker (47%)

21. Jehovah's Witness (46%)

22. Hinduism (45%)

23. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (39%)

24. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (37%)

25. Eastern Orthodox (33%)

26. Roman Catholic (33%)

27. Seventh Day Adventist (30%)

[Apostate Nate]

1. Secular Humanism (100%)

2. Unitarian Universalism (85%)

3. Theravada Buddhism (80%)

4. Liberal Quakers (75%)

5. Nontheist (75%)

6. Neo-Pagan (72%)

7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (57%)

8. Taoism (55%)

9. New Age (53%)

10. Orthodox Quaker (53%)

11. Mahayana Buddhism (45%)

12. Jainism (36%)

13. Baha'i Faith (35%)

14. Reform Judaism (35%)

15. Sikhism (35%)

16. Scientology (29%)

17. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (28%)

18. New Thought (28%)

19. Seventh Day Adventist (27%)

20. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (21%)

21. Hinduism (21%)

22. Jehovah's Witness (21%)

23. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (20%)

24. Eastern Orthodox (17%)

25. Islam (17%)

26. Orthodox Judaism (17%)

27. Roman Catholic (17%)

 

Hmm, that sounds about right. These results are very similar to the results I got when I first took it a few months ago. I don't remember Theravada Buddhism being quite that high, and I think I scored a little bit higher than 20% on Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (I've made progress on my de-conversion, then). Other than that, I can't see much of a difference.

[gypsy79]

Very interesting. The results were exactly what I expected - NONTHEIST.

 

The questions toward the end were difficult to answer. For example, although I believe that homosexuality is just fine (not wrong at all/normal), I had to choose "Not Applicable" because I don't feel it has any connection to religion or spirituality. I'm not sure I'm articulating that where it can be understood, but maybe you know what I mean. Another example: although I believe that abortion IS wrong in most cases (and feel quite strongly about it, actually), I still chose "Not Applicable" because I don't see what it has to do with religion or spirituality.

 

I then went back and answered it how I would have a few years ago. The result was MAINLINE TO CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIAN/PROTESTANT. This sounds about right since I was a very fundie Southern Baptist born and bred, but with some questions about SBC doctrine and definite difficulties with "walking the walk". LOL.

[Ryfka]

Interesting...

 

1. Secular Humanism (100%)

2. Unitarian Universalism (99%)

3. Liberal Quakers (87%)

4. Theravada Buddhism (84%)

5. Neo-Pagan (77%)

6. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (72%)

7. Nontheist (72%)

8. New Age (68%)

9. Mahayana Buddhism (65%)

10. Reform Judaism (62%)

11. Taoism (60%)

12. Orthodox Quaker (51%)

13. Jainism (48%)

14. New Thought (48%)

15. Sikhism (47%)

16. Scientology (45%)

17. Baha'i Faith (40%)

18. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (36%)

19. Orthodox Judaism (31%)

20. Hinduism (30%)

21. Islam (28%)

22. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (28%)

23. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (26%)

24. Seventh Day Adventist (21%)

25. Eastern Orthodox (17%)

26. Roman Catholic (17%)

27. Jehovah's Witness (11%)

[☆ TexasFreethinker ☆]

1. Secular Humanism (100%)

2. Unitarian Universalism (94%)

3. Liberal Quakers (77%)

4. Nontheist (72%)

5. Theravada Buddhism (72%)

6. Neo-Pagan (70%)

7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (65%)

8. Taoism (54%)

9. New Age (53%)

10. Reform Judaism (52%)

11. Mahayana Buddhism (42%)

12. Baha'i Faith (39%)

13. Sikhism (39%)

14. Scientology (38%)

15. New Thought (36%)

16. Orthodox Quaker (36%)

17. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (30%)

18. Jainism (26%)

19. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (26%)

20. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (20%)

21. Eastern Orthodox (18%)

22. Islam (18%)

23. Orthodox Judaism (18%)

24. Roman Catholic (18%)

25. Hinduism (18%)

26. Seventh Day Adventist (15%)

27. Jehovah's Witness (5%)

 

No surprise here.

[Guest QuidEstCaritas?]

1. Secular Humanism (100%)

2. Unitarian Universalism (91%)

3. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (89%)

4. Reform Judaism (87%)

5. Liberal Quakers (80%)

6. Neo-Pagan (79%)

7. Scientology (78%)

8. New Thought (75%)

9. Nontheist (74%)

10. Sikhism (71%)

11. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (67%)

12. New Age (64%)

13. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (58%)

14. Taoism (50%)

15. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (47%)

16. Theravada Buddhism (47%)

17. Baha'i Faith (46%)

18. Orthodox Quaker (46%)

19. Eastern Orthodox (42%)

20. Islam (42%)

21. Orthodox Judaism (42%)

22. Roman Catholic (42%)

23. Mahayana Buddhism (42%)

24. Seventh Day Adventist (27%)

25. Hinduism (25%)

26. Jehovah's Witness (25%)

27. Jainism (17%)

 

 

 

 

I took the liberty of answering the questionaire a second time. This time, I answered as I would have if I were still in the group. These were the results:

 

1. Eastern Orthodox (100%)

2. Roman Catholic (100%)

3. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (93%)

4. Seventh Day Adventist (74%)

5. Orthodox Quaker (71%)

6. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (67%)

7. Orthodox Judaism (66%)

8. Jehovah's Witness (66%)

9. Hinduism (66%)

10. Islam (58%)

11. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (51%)

12. Sikhism (49%)

13. Jainism (39%)

14. Baha'i Faith (33%)

15. Mahayana Buddhism (32%)

16. Theravada Buddhism (31%)

17. Liberal Quakers (30%)

18. Unitarian Universalism (25%)

19. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (25%)

20. Reform Judaism (22%)

21. Scientology (19%)

22. New Thought (18%)

23. Neo-Pagan (17%)

24. Nontheist (17%)

25. New Age (11%)

26. Taoism (10%)

27. Secular Humanism (10%)

[Ariella]

Belief-O-Matic can't decide if I'm 100% Reform Jew or Orthodox Jew. To make sure that I'm properly confused about my place in life, I often score over 80% for "Islam".

 

1. Reform Judaism (100%)

2. Orthodox Judaism (90%)

3. Sikhism (89%)

4. Islam (79%)

5. Baha'i Faith (68%)

[Mriana]

Mine is about the same if not the same as when I took it many months ago:

 

1. Secular Humanism (100%)

2. Unitarian Universalism (91%)

3. Liberal Quakers (76%)

4. Nontheist (72%)

5. Theravada Buddhism (69%)

6. Neo-Pagan (67%)

7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (60%)

8. New Age (52%)

9. Taoism (46%)

10. Reform Judaism (43%)

11. Mahayana Buddhism (42%)

12. Orthodox Quaker (41%)

13. Scientology (31%)

14. Sikhism (30%)

15. New Thought (29%)

16. Baha'i Faith (28%)

17. Jainism (27%)

18. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (23%)

19. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (22%)

20. Hinduism (19%)

21. Seventh Day Adventist (19%)

22. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (18%)

23. Eastern Orthodox (15%)

24. Islam (15%)

25. Orthodox Judaism (15%)

26. Roman Catholic (15%)

27. Jehovah's Witness (13%)

[Mriana]

I thought that this test normalized the results, so that the one you matched closest was 100% and the others were decreasing fractions of closeness after that? It's why the top one is always 100%.

 

I think it is too. I don't necessarily believe I am a Secular Humanist, just a Humanist. I feel I span over from spiritual, religious, secular humanism, thus just plain Humanist. I don't add any adjective to it because of that.

[TheMathGuy]

Belief-O-Matic says my beliefs line up 100% with Secular Humanist. No real surprise there!

[Guest Zoe G]

I'm freaked out that I score 100% for neo-pagan.

 

 

1. Neo-Pagan (100%)

2. New Age (93%)

3. Liberal Quakers (91%)

4. Unitarian Universalism (91%)

5. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (78%)

6. New Thought (75%)

7. Mahayana Buddhism (73%)

8. Reform Judaism (71%)

9. Secular Humanism (66%)

10. Theravada Buddhism (63%)

11. Scientology (54%)

12. Taoism (53%)

13. Sikhism (50%)

14. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (45%)

15. Baha'i Faith (41%)

16. Hinduism (41%)

17. Nontheist (41%)

18. Orthodox Quaker (33%)

19. Orthodox Judaism (29%)

20. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (25%)

21. Jainism (25%)

22. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (19%)

23. Eastern Orthodox (16%)

24. Islam (16%)

25. Roman Catholic (16%)

26. Seventh Day Adventist (12%)

27. Jehovah's Witness (8%)

[dagnarus]

Yep.

 

1. Secular Humanism (100%)

2. Nontheist (95%)

3. Unitarian Universalism (91%)

4. Theravada Buddhism (80%)

5. Liberal Quakers (66%)

6. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (55%)

7. Neo-Pagan (53%)

8. Taoism (44%)

9. New Thought (43%)

10. Reform Judaism (43%)

11. Scientology (43%)

12. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (38%)

13. Mahayana Buddhism (37%)

14. New Age (36%)

15. Sikhism (34%)

16. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (31%)

17. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (25%)

18. Eastern Orthodox (25%)

19. Hinduism (25%)

20. Islam (25%)

21. Orthodox Judaism (25%)

22. Orthodox Quaker (25%)

23. Roman Catholic (25%)

24. Baha'i Faith (17%)

25. Jainism (17%)

26. Jehovah's Witness (17%)

27. Seventh Day Adventist (17%)

[Guest Davka]

This is kind of cool. I took this test about 5 years ago and came out Fundamentalist Christian. Then a couple years later I came out Liberal Christian. Now I'm a Secular Humanist:

 

1. Secular Humanism (100%)

2. Unitarian Universalism (94%)

3. Nontheist (89%)

 

Nontheist is creeping towards the top. Maybe I'll make it to full-blown atheist before I die and meet the FSM face to face.

[Guest Davka]

I'm freaked out that I score 100% for neo-pagan.

 

 

1. Neo-Pagan (100%)

2. New Age (93%)

3. Liberal Quakers (91%)

4. Unitarian Universalism (91%)

5. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (78%)

6. New Thought (75%)

7. Mahayana Buddhism (73%)

 

After reading your recent "I'm back" post, these results don't really surprise me. Maybe this self-reflection can help you find some sense of stability?

[Outlaw393]

Here's mine

 

1. Neo-Pagan (100%)

2. Jainism (97%)

3. Unitarian Universalism (94%)

4. Sikhism (94%)

5. Reform Judaism (91%)

6. Mahayana Buddhism (87%)

7. Baha'i Faith (82%)

8. Orthodox Judaism (80%)

9. Liberal Quakers (80%)

10. Hinduism (77%)

11. Theravada Buddhism (76%)

12. New Age (73%)

13. Islam (70%)

14. Secular Humanism (59%)

15. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (55%)

16. New Thought (51%)

 

The ones that are bolded are ones I know I'm not. I'm a practicing Asatruar and a Buddhist.

[Seeking]

I just took the quiz twice, first with the answers I would have given 6 months ago, and again with the answers I feel are true for me now.

 

The old beliefs: Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (100%)

 

The new, improved beliefs: Secular Humanism (100%)

 

That's a big switch. No wonder my brain hurts.

[Guest ephymeris]

1. Secular Humanism (100%)

2. Unitarian Universalism (91%)

3. Nontheist (79%)

4. Liberal Quakers (74%)

5. Theravada Buddhism (72%)

6. Neo-Pagan (64%)

7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (56%)

8. Taoism (51%)

9. New Age (45%)

10. Orthodox Quaker (37%)

 

 

Duh!

[Neon Genesis]

I took the quiz again to see if my results changed since the last time I took it. Last time, I scored 100% secular humanism as my number one result, but this time I had randomly scored neo-pagan and I scored 67% this time on secular humanism

1. Neo-Pagan (100%)

2. New Age (95%)

3. Unitarian Universalism (92%)

4. Liberal Quakers (87%)

5. Mahayana Buddhism (82%)

6. Scientology (80%)

7. Reform Judaism (80%)

8. New Thought (78%)

9. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (71%)

10. Taoism (67%)

How did Scientology wind up on my list? x.X

[CaliGirl]

1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)

2. Secular Humanism (94%)

3. Liberal Quakers (89%)

4. Theravada Buddhism (83%)

 

Interesting... I think I fall somewhere between the first 2.

[Midnight-mindwanderings]

I got UU as number one, then neo-pagan, secular humanist, liberal quakers, new age. JW and Islam were at the bottom. I am not surprised but I have given these things so much thought that i could see the various answers in the questsions and answers. My biggest beef were the questions on morality since I have sort of strange ethical theories. But the questions were good and the answers were satisfactory choices.