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I Hate Xianese!


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Even as a Xian I hated the words and phrases you only hear in the cult. I'm starting a list. Please add to it!

 

 

Edify

Sanctify

Glorify

God's provision

Lift up in prayer

(to pray a) Hedge of Protection (around someone/something)

Indwelling

Baptism of the Holy Spirit (often followed by: with the evidence of speaking in tongues)

Slain in the spirit

righteous

Your witness (not like in a courtroom, as in "you don't want to damage your witness")

Stumbling block

Backslide/slid

Hallelujah

Testify!

Preach it!

Salvation

Can I get a Amen?!

 

 

...more to come...

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Having grown up in lukewarm German mainstream protestantism I never thought "heresy" would be a word you could hear anywhere aside history class in the modern world. Little did i know.

 

Pretty modest compared to your list but for me that was a dafuq moment for sure...

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I rebuke . . .

 

peace that passes understanding

 

let him who has ears hear

 

born again

 

sanctification

 

praise Jesus

 

almighty/living God (got to wonder about that one - why do Christians have to assert it so much?)

 

I'm/you're/we're being tested

 

God's mystery /mysterious ways

 

feel called by the Lord

 

my eyes have been opened

 

love gift

 

bind satan and all his demons!

 

intercession

 

precious blood (I had to become a atheist to realize how sick this one is)

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Name it and claim it

 

Speak that over me/you

 

 

 

both of these come from Xian notions that words have power and you can say what you want out loud and "claim" it "in Jeebus name", and that if you verbally acknowledge a possible undesirable event or outcome, it may come to pass. Sounds like the entire book "The Secret" to me.

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What you said about it being the same as what is heard in a 'cult' is exactly on the mark! It is a cult - something I just realized in the past year or so. Everything about it mirrors cult behavior.

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Convicted/convicting (e.g., "If you don't agree with me and if what I'm saying makes you uncomfortable, that's just the Lord convicting you of your sin.")

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"God has placed this on my heart"

 

Translation: I'm hearing those voices in my head again...

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"Traveling mercies"

 

"Bless this food to our bodies"

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One World Government

 

Principalities

 

End of Times

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I hate how everything is "blessed" the day, their kids, the car, their golf clubs.

 

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What you're talking about is constrictive language. It's called "thought-terminating" language, and cults are famous for using it. Catchphrases like these not only repress free thought and encourage conformity, but also identify who's in and out of the group (not to mention encourage hanging out more with "your" group than with the outside world). I'd reckon that the more -ese a group uses, the more out of touch it is with mainstream society and the more repressive it likely is.

 

It's so funny to me now to think of how so few of these catchphrases actually appear anywhere in the Bible. Like the concept of "free will," they're just the natural outgrowth of where the religion takes the gullible.

 

I used to hate being told to SUBMIT. As a Pentecostal, you can bet I heard that word a lot, and not in the happy nakie fun times sense.

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Hey, those golf clubs came in useful.

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Consecrated.

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fruit of the fuckin' spirit

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"Soulish"

 

I got told once that I was being "soulish" instead of "spiritual" WendyDoh.gif

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"Soulish"

 

I got told once that I was being "soulish" instead of "spiritual" WendyDoh.gif

 

Wow. That one's new to me.

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"I'm a god pleaser, not a man pleaser" (from a radio cultist)

translation - I'm a freaking sociopath who can't stand to be around people

or

"I want nothing to do with the world, the flesh, and the devil" (from same person who is on his 3rd marriage)

translation - I was a total screw up out there so now I have this cushy ministry which I will never let go. Besides, the world scares the crap out of me.

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"I'm a god pleaser, not a man pleaser" (from a radio cultist)

translation - I'm a freaking sociopath who can't stand to be around people

 

 

Either way it still makes them a whore.

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"I'm a god pleaser, not a man pleaser" (from a radio cultist)

translation - I'm a freaking sociopath who can't stand to be around people

 

 

Either way it still makes them a whore.

Only YOU would come up with that one! ROFL

Now I know why you have that shit eating grin on your face. LOL

But actually, you're right.

 

And, as a side note - he's on right now preaching warnings and threats from his loving god to the church. He's mainly in the OT (naturally) quoting ad nauseam prophetic warnings against Israel which he, naturally, is extending to the people here today. He claims he heard from a god on Sunday night and had been in a 40 mediating on the word and other things. It's frightening to say the least because some people follow him like a puppy dog.

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meh :shrug: I just beat mcdaddy to it. ;)

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precious blood (I had to become a atheist to realize how sick this one is)

 

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sin

 

lead astray (I'm sorry you've been lead astray.)

 

the law

 

the Ten Commandments

 

perfect sacrifice

 

sacrificial lamb

 

new covenant

 

children of the promise

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precious blood (I had to become a atheist to realize how sick this one is)

 

The pulpit pimp I've been slamming also puts out song. One of his recent ones is titled 'Under the Blood'. The verses are mostly the same - I'm under the blood of Jesus, Oh how I'm covered with the blood of Jesus... barf....
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Once saved, always saved

 

Sinner's prayer

 

We'll pray for you

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The beginning of wisdom is to fear the Lord.

 

saving grace

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