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Hi, Trout.

 

Anything else? Like maybe WHY?

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I'm pretty sure I don't care.

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I'm pretty sure I don't care.

 

I'm pretty sure you do, otherwise you wouldn't have posted.

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Troll alert.

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Hi, Trout.

 

Anything else? Like maybe WHY?

 

I think I've had some interaction with Him.

 

Why else?

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Troll alert.

 

I don't think Mark's a troll.

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Troll confirmation.

 

Have a nice time here, Trout.

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Troll alert.

 

 

Bad florduh! No Labels!! No Labels!!!!

 

Sheeze... :scratch:

 

 

kFL

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I take it back. Instead, all I can say is, uh, nothing.

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I take it back. Instead, all I can say is, uh, nothing.

 

Sometimes nothing is the very best thing, florduh.

 

I react the same way when my wife asks, "Hey . . . who ate all the freaking ice cream?"

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Hi, I'm Trout.

 

I'm pretty sure God exists.

 

I'm pretty sure It doesn't exist.

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Hi, I'm Trout.

 

I'm pretty sure God exists.

 

I'm pretty sure It doesn't exist.

 

We're not all that different; are we?

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Well, I think Trout might have a strong point. I just went to get a tissue to blow my nose. You'll never believe what happened when I pulled one out. ANOTHER ONE POPPED RIGHT UP IN IT'S PLACE!! No lie. Really happened. How else could that have happened if there were no god??? TELL ME!!!!

 

Now the only question left to answer is which freaking god was it??? Shit, now my nose is bleeding. Where's the Tylenol??

 

God ain't out there

This I know

For the Bible

Tells me so.

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Hi, I'm Trout.

 

I'm pretty sure God exists.

 

I'm pretty sure It doesn't exist.

 

We're not all that different; are we?

 

Yes, we are different. I don't believe fairy tales.

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Hi, I'm Trout.

 

I'm pretty sure God exists.

 

I'm pretty sure It doesn't exist.

 

We're not all that different; are we?

 

Yes, we are different. I don't believe fairy tales.

 

Me neither, we could have been separated at birth.

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Well, I think Trout might have a strong point. I just went to get a tissue to blow my nose. You'll never believe what happened when I pulled one out. ANOTHER ONE POPPED RIGHT UP IN IT'S PLACE!! No lie. Really happened. How else could that have happened if there were no god??? TELL ME!!!!

 

Now the only question left to answer is which freaking god was it??? Shit, now my nose is bleeding. Where's the Tylenol??

 

God ain't out there

This I know

For the Bible

Tells me so.

 

I don't allow those self-replenishing pop up tissue boxes in my house, I think they're Satanic.

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Hi, I'm Trout.

 

I'm pretty sure God exists.

 

I'm pretty sure It doesn't exist.

 

We're not all that different; are we?

 

Yes, we are different. I don't believe fairy tales.

 

Me neither, we could have been separated at birth.

 

Since any assertion that a god exists is a fairy tale, how can you assert that you do not believe in fairy tales?

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Well, I think Trout might have a strong point. I just went to get a tissue to blow my nose. You'll never believe what happened when I pulled one out. ANOTHER ONE POPPED RIGHT UP IN IT'S PLACE!! No lie. Really happened. How else could that have happened if there were no god??? TELL ME!!!!

 

Now the only question left to answer is which freaking god was it??? Shit, now my nose is bleeding. Where's the Tylenol??

 

God ain't out there

This I know

For the Bible

Tells me so.

 

I don't allow those self-replenishing pop up tissue boxes in my house, I think they're Satanic.

Then I must find this powerful Satanic god and pay homeage. Where is this benevolent tissue-popping deity?

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Hi, I'm Trout.

 

I'm pretty sure God exists.

 

I'm pretty sure It doesn't exist.

 

We're not all that different; are we?

 

Yes, we are different. I don't believe fairy tales.

 

Me neither, we could have been separated at birth.

 

Since any assertion that a god exists is a fairy tale, how can you assert that you do not believe in fairy tales?

 

And how exactly have you come to the conclusion that any assertion that god exists is a fairy tale?

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I think I've had some interaction with Him.

What was that like Trout?

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Well, I think Trout might have a strong point. I just went to get a tissue to blow my nose. You'll never believe what happened when I pulled one out. ANOTHER ONE POPPED RIGHT UP IN IT'S PLACE!! No lie. Really happened. How else could that have happened if there were no god??? TELL ME!!!!

 

Now the only question left to answer is which freaking god was it??? Shit, now my nose is bleeding. Where's the Tylenol??

 

God ain't out there

This I know

For the Bible

Tells me so.

 

I don't allow those self-replenishing pop up tissue boxes in my house, I think they're Satanic.

Then I must find this powerful Satanic god and pay homeage. Where is this benevolent tissue-popping deity?

 

This truly is a dark and horrible place, replete with tissue worshippers.

 

I've seen the tissue god haunting the shelves at Wal-Mart, but you'll never find me strolling past them without a freshly fashioned tin foil hat.

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I think I've had some interaction with Him.

What was that like Trout?

 

Hard to explain.

 

I have a theory about it, I think that if God exists, He can communicate with anyone He so chooses. Perhaps He reveals Himself only to those He wants to?

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And how exactly have you come to the conclusion that any assertion that god exists is a fairy tale?

 

Total lack of any credible evidence for a god.

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Hard to explain.

I hope you won’t let the difficulty of it keep you from trying.

 

I have a theory about it, I think that if God exists, He can communicate with anyone He so chooses. Perhaps He reveals Himself only to those He wants to?

I suppose if there is a God then God could behave this way.

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