Trout XIII Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Hi, I'm Trout. I'm pretty sure God exists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator florduh Posted April 2, 2009 Super Moderator Share Posted April 2, 2009 Hi, Trout. Anything else? Like maybe WHY? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GraphicsGuy Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 I'm pretty sure I don't care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trout XIII Posted April 2, 2009 Author Share Posted April 2, 2009 I'm pretty sure I don't care. I'm pretty sure you do, otherwise you wouldn't have posted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator florduh Posted April 2, 2009 Super Moderator Share Posted April 2, 2009 Troll alert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trout XIII Posted April 2, 2009 Author Share Posted April 2, 2009 Hi, Trout. Anything else? Like maybe WHY? I think I've had some interaction with Him. Why else? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trout XIII Posted April 2, 2009 Author Share Posted April 2, 2009 Troll alert. I don't think Mark's a troll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator florduh Posted April 2, 2009 Super Moderator Share Posted April 2, 2009 Troll confirmation. Have a nice time here, Trout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
♦ nivek ♦ Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Troll alert. Bad florduh! No Labels!! No Labels!!!! Sheeze... kFL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator florduh Posted April 2, 2009 Super Moderator Share Posted April 2, 2009 I take it back. Instead, all I can say is, uh, nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trout XIII Posted April 2, 2009 Author Share Posted April 2, 2009 I take it back. Instead, all I can say is, uh, nothing. Sometimes nothing is the very best thing, florduh. I react the same way when my wife asks, "Hey . . . who ate all the freaking ice cream?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
godsfavoritecolor Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Hi, I'm Trout. I'm pretty sure God exists. I'm pretty sure It doesn't exist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trout XIII Posted April 2, 2009 Author Share Posted April 2, 2009 Hi, I'm Trout. I'm pretty sure God exists. I'm pretty sure It doesn't exist. We're not all that different; are we? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaramon Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Well, I think Trout might have a strong point. I just went to get a tissue to blow my nose. You'll never believe what happened when I pulled one out. ANOTHER ONE POPPED RIGHT UP IN IT'S PLACE!! No lie. Really happened. How else could that have happened if there were no god??? TELL ME!!!! Now the only question left to answer is which freaking god was it??? Shit, now my nose is bleeding. Where's the Tylenol?? God ain't out there This I know For the Bible Tells me so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
godsfavoritecolor Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Hi, I'm Trout. I'm pretty sure God exists. I'm pretty sure It doesn't exist. We're not all that different; are we? Yes, we are different. I don't believe fairy tales. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trout XIII Posted April 2, 2009 Author Share Posted April 2, 2009 Hi, I'm Trout. I'm pretty sure God exists. I'm pretty sure It doesn't exist. We're not all that different; are we? Yes, we are different. I don't believe fairy tales. Me neither, we could have been separated at birth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trout XIII Posted April 2, 2009 Author Share Posted April 2, 2009 Well, I think Trout might have a strong point. I just went to get a tissue to blow my nose. You'll never believe what happened when I pulled one out. ANOTHER ONE POPPED RIGHT UP IN IT'S PLACE!! No lie. Really happened. How else could that have happened if there were no god??? TELL ME!!!! Now the only question left to answer is which freaking god was it??? Shit, now my nose is bleeding. Where's the Tylenol?? God ain't out there This I know For the Bible Tells me so. I don't allow those self-replenishing pop up tissue boxes in my house, I think they're Satanic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
godsfavoritecolor Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Hi, I'm Trout. I'm pretty sure God exists. I'm pretty sure It doesn't exist. We're not all that different; are we? Yes, we are different. I don't believe fairy tales. Me neither, we could have been separated at birth. Since any assertion that a god exists is a fairy tale, how can you assert that you do not believe in fairy tales? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaramon Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Well, I think Trout might have a strong point. I just went to get a tissue to blow my nose. You'll never believe what happened when I pulled one out. ANOTHER ONE POPPED RIGHT UP IN IT'S PLACE!! No lie. Really happened. How else could that have happened if there were no god??? TELL ME!!!! Now the only question left to answer is which freaking god was it??? Shit, now my nose is bleeding. Where's the Tylenol?? God ain't out there This I know For the Bible Tells me so. I don't allow those self-replenishing pop up tissue boxes in my house, I think they're Satanic. Then I must find this powerful Satanic god and pay homeage. Where is this benevolent tissue-popping deity? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trout XIII Posted April 2, 2009 Author Share Posted April 2, 2009 Hi, I'm Trout. I'm pretty sure God exists. I'm pretty sure It doesn't exist. We're not all that different; are we? Yes, we are different. I don't believe fairy tales. Me neither, we could have been separated at birth. Since any assertion that a god exists is a fairy tale, how can you assert that you do not believe in fairy tales? And how exactly have you come to the conclusion that any assertion that god exists is a fairy tale? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legion Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 I think I've had some interaction with Him. What was that like Trout? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trout XIII Posted April 2, 2009 Author Share Posted April 2, 2009 Well, I think Trout might have a strong point. I just went to get a tissue to blow my nose. You'll never believe what happened when I pulled one out. ANOTHER ONE POPPED RIGHT UP IN IT'S PLACE!! No lie. Really happened. How else could that have happened if there were no god??? TELL ME!!!! Now the only question left to answer is which freaking god was it??? Shit, now my nose is bleeding. Where's the Tylenol?? God ain't out there This I know For the Bible Tells me so. I don't allow those self-replenishing pop up tissue boxes in my house, I think they're Satanic. Then I must find this powerful Satanic god and pay homeage. Where is this benevolent tissue-popping deity? This truly is a dark and horrible place, replete with tissue worshippers. I've seen the tissue god haunting the shelves at Wal-Mart, but you'll never find me strolling past them without a freshly fashioned tin foil hat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trout XIII Posted April 2, 2009 Author Share Posted April 2, 2009 I think I've had some interaction with Him. What was that like Trout? Hard to explain. I have a theory about it, I think that if God exists, He can communicate with anyone He so chooses. Perhaps He reveals Himself only to those He wants to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
godsfavoritecolor Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 And how exactly have you come to the conclusion that any assertion that god exists is a fairy tale? Total lack of any credible evidence for a god. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legion Posted April 2, 2009 Share Posted April 2, 2009 Hard to explain. I hope you won’t let the difficulty of it keep you from trying. I have a theory about it, I think that if God exists, He can communicate with anyone He so chooses. Perhaps He reveals Himself only to those He wants to? I suppose if there is a God then God could behave this way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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