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Lets tell a story 2.0 - The day God died


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So this is take number two. At Mike. D's suggestion I'm starting a new Lets tell a story thread. The old one can go on but it's getting too hard to have something coherent. This time you can add more than one word if you want, to express your idea more completely. I hope to get some kind of storyline instead of a crazed rambling. :grin:

 

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Everybody noticed the day God died,

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Everybody noticed the day God died,

Not the day the music died...

The religious ones cried so hard

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Everybody noticed the day God died,

Not the day the music died...

The religious ones cried so hard :

"When did god die, you ask?"

Though inside they too had died

 

Was it a contribution or a question Huai? :HaHa:

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Everybody noticed the day God died,

Not the day the music died...

The religious ones cried so hard :

"When did God die?"

Though inside they too had died.

 

Granger Thorpe P.I. was about to

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

a little of both

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Everybody noticed the day God died,

Not the day the music died...

The religious ones cried so hard :

"When did God die?"

Though inside they too had died.

 

Granger Thorpe P.I. was about to

hand in his resignation at his

full time day job as a

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Everybody noticed the day God died,

Not the day the music died...

The religious ones cried so hard :

"Why did God die?"

Though inside they too had died.

 

Granger Thorpe P.I. was about to

hand in his resignation at his

full time day job as a

telemarketer when he heard the news.

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Everybody noticed the day God died,

Not the day the music died...

The religious ones cried so hard :

"Why did God die?"

Though inside they too had died.

 

Granger Thorpe P.I. was about to

hand in his resignation at his

full time day job as a

telemarketer when he heard the news.

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Hey can we lose the 6 word rule? Kind of limits the personal creative scope, and serves to counteract the effort to create a coherent storyline. Whaddya say about 30 or so words who's counting?

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Everybody noticed the day God died,

Not the day the music died...

The religious ones cried so hard :

"Why did God die?"

Though inside they too had died.

 

Granger Thorpe P.I. was about to

hand in his resignation at his

full time day job as a

telemarketer when he heard the news. He had scrimped, saved, and earned enough commission over the past six years to nuture what began as a hobby, and part-timing as a dick for hire brininging in some serious cash flow in recent months. The big break came when he cracked the case of Fluffypuff the Skydiving Wonderkitty, which turned out to be an insurance scam. Paycheck came last week, GT was ready to have himself a real party. His PR was really taking off too, thanks to Att'y Extraordinaire and friend since childhood Webster Slye. Oh, and lest we forget to mention the other recent item of significance, the approval of a certain firearms carry liscense application, along with the purchase of a blue steel palm sized Glock automatic which carried 10 9mm rounds when fully loaded. He now had the momentum he needed to hit the big time, get out of Cleveland and hit the international scene if need be. He was ready to take his first major case.

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The point is that everyone shares in the storyline so it can develop into whatever the next person want it to be. Sequential posting or telling too much in one block pretty much defeats that purpose. A coherent story might or might not come out of the exercice, it only depends on the will of the participants (speaking of which where is brutalbrian?). Plus the short phrases gives somewhat of a poetic quality (hey we were almost rhyming with our first lines! lol). If you want to write bigger blocks we could try something like that in another thread but it's not what I had in mind for this one.

 

Interesting development although it doesn't relate at all to the first part of the story. :)

 

DH

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:Doh:

Sorry!

 

Everybody noticed the day God died,

Not the day the music died...

The religious ones cried so hard :

"Why did God die?"

Though inside they too had died.

"A sleuth we must hire to investigate!"

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Everybody noticed the day God died,

Not the day the music died...

The religious ones cried so hard :

"Why did God die?"

Though inside they too had died.

"A sleuth we must hire to investigate!"

Suggested Antipope Zladkov the 666th.

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(Can we be like the Elven Nation in WarCraft 3 and beat the shit out of the people who kill our demigods? *evil grin*)

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Hehe, you can add whatever you want

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Hehe, you can add whatever you want

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Everybody noticed the day God died,

Not the day the music died...

The religious ones cried so hard :

"Why did God die?"

Though inside they too had died.

"A sleuth we must hire to investigate!"

Suggested Antipope Zladkov the 666th

God's not dead, Christ has risen.

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Everybody noticed the day God died,

Not the day the music died...

The religious ones cried so hard :

"Why did God die?"

Though inside they too had died.

"A sleuth we must hire to investigate!"

Suggested Antipope Zladkov the 666th

God's not dead, Christ has risen.

Unfortunately he rose on the wrong side of bed, and was all grumpy.

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Everybody noticed the day God died,

Not the day the music died...

The religious ones cried so hard :

"Why did God die?"

Though inside they too had died.

"A sleuth we must hire to investigate!"

Suggested Antipope Zladkov the 666th

God's not dead, Christ has risen.

Unfortunately he rose on the wrong side of bed, and was all grumpy.

And yet, he proceeded to spank His Holy E.M.H.O. with a righteous fury.

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Everybody noticed the day God died,

Not the day the music died...

The religious ones cried so hard :

"Why did God die?"

Though inside they too had died.

"A sleuth we must hire to investigate!"

Suggested Antipope Zladkov the 666th

God's not dead, Christ has risen.

Unfortunately he rose on the wrong side of bed, and was all grumpy.

And yet, he proceeded to spank His Holy E.M.H.O. with a righteous fury.

Worlds trembled, civilizations collapsed...and Jesus came

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Everybody noticed the day God died,

Not the day the music died...

The religious ones cried so hard :

"Why did God die?"

Though inside they too had died.

"A sleuth we must hire to investigate!"

Suggested Antipope Zladkov the 666th

God's not dead, Christ has risen.

Unfortunately he rose on the wrong side of bed, and was all grumpy.

And yet, he proceeded to spank His Holy E.M.H.O. with a righteous fury.

Worlds trembled, civilizations collapsed...and Jesus came

and came, again and again until he could come no more.

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Everybody noticed the day God died,

Not the day the music died...

The religious ones cried so hard :

"Why did God die?"

Though inside they too had died.

"A sleuth we must hire to investigate!"

Suggested Antipope Zladkov the 666th

God's not dead, Christ has risen.

Unfortunately he rose on the wrong side of bed, and was all grumpy.

And yet, he proceeded to spank His Holy E.M.H.O. with a righteous fury.

Worlds trembled, civilizations collapsed...and Jesus came

and came, again and again until he could come no more.

And the world was filled with his gloryl, until he cleaned himself.

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So Dark Helmet, how do you like the new story thread man? I am disappointed I didn't get to help you kick it off :)

 

 

Everybody noticed the day God died,

not the day the music died...

The religious ones cried so hard :

"Why did God die?"

Though inside they too had died.

"A sleuth we must hire to investigate!"

Suggested Antipope Zladkov the 666th

God's not dead, Christ has risen.

Unfortunately he rose on the wrong side of bed, and was all grumpy.

And yet, he proceeded to spank His Holy E.M.H.O. with a righteous fury.

Worlds trembled, civilizations collapsed...and Jesus came

and came, again and again until he could come no more.

And the world was filled with his glory, until he cleaned himself.

 

"What a nightmare", Al Gore said as he awoke

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Everybody noticed the day God died,

not the day the music died...

The religious ones cried so hard :

"Why did God die?"

Though inside they too had died.

"A sleuth we must hire to investigate!"

Suggested Antipope Zladkov the 666th

God's not dead, Christ has risen.

Unfortunately he rose on the wrong side of bed, and was all grumpy.

And yet, he proceeded to spank His Holy E.M.H.O. with a righteous fury.

Worlds trembled, civilizations collapsed...and Jesus came

and came, again and again until he could come no more.

And the world was filled with his glory, until he cleaned himself.

 

"What a nightmare", Al Gore said as he awoke

next to a dazed and hungover prostitute.

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