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Things Fundies Will Never Say


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Title says it all. I'll start:

 

"Oh really, the bible has contradictions? I better go check that out to make sure what I've been raised to believe is actually true."

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"I don't know."

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"I don't know."

 

But they WILL say "I don't know, but my pastor does"

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"God does sometimes behave like a jerk, doesn't he?"

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"God doesn't love me"

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"Hey, I had a thought..."

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"I was wrong."

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"I was wrong."

 

Unless it's "I was wrong, but then Jesus saved me"

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Nah, god isn't testing me. Sometimes shit just happens.

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"Yes, my beliefs have made me unreasonably intolerant and judgemental of others."

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"I'm sending you some money instead of asking for it- hope it helps in your time of need."

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"A woman does deserve the right to make decisions regarding her own life and body, without my interference."

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"You CAN be good without god."

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"Let me see what the data collected by the scientific community has to say about the subject."

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"Instead of wasting time praying, what can I do to help?"

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"Yes, it really is the Buybull and I bought it all."

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Jesus loves Muslims just as much

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"I'm just in it for the free wine and crackers."

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Of course I'll be your best friend even if you have no interest in my church.

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"Instead of wasting time praying, what can I do to help?"

 

THIS.

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I love Ellen DeGeneres's show! (Even though they secretly watch it).

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"I don't know."

 

But they WILL say "I don't know, but my pastor does"

 

In my experience, it's been "I don't know, I just believe."

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"Who wants to go study the Quran with me? I love learning about other religions!"

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"I had sex with Jesus in my dreams"

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