freeasabird Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 Title says it all. I'll start: "Oh really, the bible has contradictions? I better go check that out to make sure what I've been raised to believe is actually true." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thought2Much Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 "I don't know." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silentknight Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 "I don't know." But they WILL say "I don't know, but my pastor does" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MerryG Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 "God does sometimes behave like a jerk, doesn't he?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silentknight Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 "God doesn't love me" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator florduh Posted August 16, 2012 Super Moderator Share Posted August 16, 2012 "Hey, I had a thought..." 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thought2Much Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 "I was wrong." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silentknight Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 "I was wrong." Unless it's "I was wrong, but then Jesus saved me" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freeasabird Posted August 16, 2012 Author Share Posted August 16, 2012 Nah, god isn't testing me. Sometimes shit just happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackpudd1n Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 "Yes, my beliefs have made me unreasonably intolerant and judgemental of others." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackpudd1n Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 "I'm sending you some money instead of asking for it- hope it helps in your time of need." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackpudd1n Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 "A woman does deserve the right to make decisions regarding her own life and body, without my interference." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackpudd1n Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 "You CAN be good without god." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thought2Much Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 "Let me see what the data collected by the scientific community has to say about the subject." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator buffettphan Posted August 16, 2012 Super Moderator Share Posted August 16, 2012 "Instead of wasting time praying, what can I do to help?" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator buffettphan Posted August 16, 2012 Super Moderator Share Posted August 16, 2012 "Yes, it really is the Buybull and I bought it all." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antix Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 Jesus loves Muslims just as much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ConureDelSol Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 "I'm just in it for the free wine and crackers." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pox Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 Of course I'll be your best friend even if you have no interest in my church. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackpudd1n Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 "Instead of wasting time praying, what can I do to help?" THIS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GardenerGal Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 I love Ellen DeGeneres's show! (Even though they secretly watch it). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GardenerGal Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 "I don't know." But they WILL say "I don't know, but my pastor does" In my experience, it's been "I don't know, I just believe." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarahlee Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 "Who wants to go study the Quran with me? I love learning about other religions!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midniterider Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 I love these.....thanks for the laughs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jblueep Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 "I had sex with Jesus in my dreams" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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