Guest Emerson Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 Its come to this folks, I just can't take it anymore. It has to do with my theory if a deity exists then by all means it can do whatever it damn well pleases. It can send us all to hell or it can save us if it so desires. I called one of my xtian friends whom I lost in touch with because they were xtian and I decided to walk away. So we talked about one hour and I've decided its time for me to go back. I said the sinner prayers again so while I know that things aren't perfect, I'm going to do my best to honor God. God fulfills me and the depths of my soul in a way that no one else has been able to or can. I hope you'll be kind and understanding. Thank you all for being so great and for not being judgemental. I'll remember my time here and I'm glad to have been part of exchristianity forums. HELL NO! What universe do you think I live in???!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouroboros Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 Shit! you scared me girl!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Emerson Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 oh yeah I tried to sound real. lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thunderbolt Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 Geez Louise, I was going to say: Good luck with that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandora Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 I was a little scared too, but then I remembered how thoroughly convinced you sounded that Christianity was bunk, and I wasn't fooled in the end. Beootch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willybilly30 Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 that was the best joke i ever seen on this forum lol i was fooled till i scrolled down and seen the smiley faces. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padreko Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 You got me on that one Em.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanInPA Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 Ya got me too darlin'!! Sure sounded convincing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RHEMtron Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 HOLY $#!t you had me goin too. now i know how my girlfriend felt when i deconverted. my jaw literally dropped hahaha. GOOD ONE!!! shoulodve been posted under humor and satire haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristiaNazi Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 I'm sorry for you. How unfortunate that you've chosen to remain on your sinful unsaved path. I just got word the Rapture is scheduled for today at 7:00 PM PST. I pray that you'll get this reply and repent BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specs appeal Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 Haha, I fell for it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astreja Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 I just got word the Rapture is scheduled for today at 7:00 PM PST. I pray that you'll get this reply and repent BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.(makes mental note to send out a sh*tload of resumés in one hour and ten minutes, to take advantage of the sudden increase in job openings) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuroikaze Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 Holy Fuck....I was sitting there going NOOOOOO it can't be true....the I scrolled down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
white_raven23 Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 I was stunned until I read the bottom.......lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Jeff Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 I was fooled too... sounds like something I'd pull! lol... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Japedo Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 Wow Em, I think you got most of us if not all and it's not even April fools... A+ for Acting & convincing wording and I'll give you an A- for originality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycorth Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 If I hadn't noted that you info still said "Any Gods?: just me" I'd have been totally fooled, but I was still suckered till I saw that. Good one! You're a tricksy little thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjacksonRIAB Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 Hahaha! Well, I'll bet ya if I did that at least twenty people here would throw a party. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycorth Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 Hahaha! Well, I'll bet ya if I did that at least twenty people here would throw a party. I can only imagine how many would if I left Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JP Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 I read this after I had read your responses in the "let's just be nice" thread...I was like, whoa! But I knew it was joke when I began to scroll down. Fwee's been known to do that on April Fool's Day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thurisaz Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 HELL NO! What universe do you think I live in???!!! Well, well. At least if one doesn't post such a thing on April 1st it will raise some eyebrows for a second or two Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjacksonRIAB Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 Hahaha! Well, I'll bet ya if I did that at least twenty people here would throw a party. I can only imagine how many would if I left Somehow I don't find the idea of competing on this very appealing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 'Twas a good one, Emmy! Ya had me goin', too. *makes note to calibrate bullshitometer* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chefranden Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 I was going to write, "the angels in heaven rejoice at the finding of a lost lamb." It's not nice to fool the chef. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 I was going to write, "the angels in heaven rejoice at the finding of a lost lamb." It's not nice to fool the chef. That's funny, I was thinking of something along the lines of that verse that talks about a dog returning to its vomit. No offense intended, Emmy. Seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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