Grandpa Harley Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 "Get thee behind me satan!" Said whenever you talk about why someone believes... My reply to that is "Great! That way I can whisper it in your ear while fondling your arse..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vendredie Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 "God created hands before he created the spoon!" Yeah, it's right there in Genesis: "And the LORD looked down upon the Earth, and saw the people eating with their fingers. The sight displeased Him, so He drew some silver out of the earth, and He sayeth: Let there be a spoon unto this world, so that the people of this earth shall not eat like animals with their fingers, and displease me any longer". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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