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Most Annoying Non-x-tian Religion


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The problem with xtianity, in all its various forms of ritualism, is that they all worship one 'god' and fear another 'god' (whom they term 'devil') no matter what they want to call themselves if those two basics are true they are xtians. Xtianity is the single most annoying and destructive religion out there. I am including islam in this because its roots trace back to the arahamic system. Anyone who has ever taken an history 100 course would know this, it studies the origin of the major relgions and they all have one common ancestor: some yokel run away statue makers kid from Ur.. commonly called Abraham.

Both xtianity and islam decended from this individual. Allegedly he united the 13 tribes of isreal, well the rest is history, which is why we don't have any actual artifacts or evidence of this cult before the bronze age. It didn't exist. This was a figment of the imagination of one person.

All xtianity is nothing but a cult, which over time absorbed the aspects of other religions; even the abrahamic system was polytheistic at one point; they did not start out monotheistic.

Check with your local university's history department.

Fact impresses me; emotionalization with no evidence does not.

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I would put Mormonism at a relatively close second

 

btw, I realised a lot of people consider LDS a christian religion, but I consider it a cult.

 

I actually consider ALL religions a "cult". ;)

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scientologybeliefseg7.gif For me it would be a tie between Islam and Scientology. And since Scientology already has its vested Alien higher power in Xenu, Mars might not be an escape route after all.

Islam is said to be a religion of peace but somehow I think that's a typo, intended to actually read as "pieces". Hence, all the fanatics that turn themselves into bits in the name of faith Allah needs their help to effect his will on earth while sex slaves await them after their dick implodes. Though I've yet to hear what sort of reward await the exploding women believers. Probably huge glue vats so they can help the virgins get laid by the male martyrs. Ya thinks?! :loser:

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Have no fear! We are planning to settle Mars in 2020...... awesome.

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Wow..that was quite the presentation on scientology. Had no idea is was that screwed up and they're in my backyard. Funny I've met John Travolta quite a few times because he always lands at the St Pete/Clearwater airport where our corporate plane is based. I was aware that he was going to scientology meetings, but now I'm blown away that he could buy into what I just read.

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Well, L. Ron Hubbard was a science fiction writer before turning religious guru.

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I voted Scientology, although it was close between it and Islam. I simply know too much about Scientology to not rank it #1.

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but have you ever had a scientist try to cram L Ron Hubbard along with a 30-page personality quiz down your throat? *shudder*

 

I have to be pedantic here, Zen. A believer of Scientology is not a scientist, but a scientologist. Please don't mix them up. xD

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but have you ever had a scientist try to cram L Ron Hubbard along with a 30-page personality quiz down your throat? *shudder*

 

I have to be pedantic here, Zen. A believer of Scientology is not a scientist, but a scientologist. Please don't mix them up. xD

 

 

Lol that was a typo. My apologies Jernjane. I would never confuse the two.

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I said Islam too. I was even told last night, by two friends of ours, the English translation of the Quran is a mistranslation and the Quran, in the original language says women are equal to men and it does not say Jews are pigs, etc etc, and in fact, murder is a sin and Islam is a peaceful religion. Whatever! These two gullible gentlemen have been bamboozled IMO. My older son tried to agree with them due to his time in Sufism (no he never said the words that made him a Muslim or alike). I really get tired of people falling for all the BS.

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Scientology, hands down. My aunt has been giving these assholes all her money for decades now, and she's always told that she is "almost clear." They just keep stringing her along, sucking away her cash, retirement fund, every penny she makes. She's a speech therapist in the public school system, and since she cannot ever afford to stop working, she's still at it even though she's 70. She'll be working till she dies, all so these bastards can continue to leech off her.

 

They just love gullible people. She has tried to convert me so many times I lost count. It finally stopped when I wrote her a brutal, 3-page typed letter explaining in no uncertain terms that I am convinced she is being lied to, cheated, hoodwinked, and ripped off by the most cynical psuedo-religion since the Papal Schism of 1378. She stopped sending me reading material at that point, but she still manages to get a word in every time we meet face-to-face.

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I would put Mormonism at a relatively close second

 

btw, I realised a lot of people consider LDS a christian religion, but I consider it a cult.

Ironic. The Roman Empire labeled Christianity a cult before it became the world religion.

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scientology, they are worst than islam and xianity, with islam and xians you know what they are after. with the scientology creeps you have no idea what they want..maybe to take over the world rather amateurish in my opinon. maybe i am an atheist..oh well i don't care.

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The idea of Scientology is annoying to me, but in practice they don't bother me. I live near Scientology headquarters (Clearwater) and they have had a booth at a flea market from time to time. Only twice in 20 years have they asked, as I passed by, if I wanted a copy of Dianetics or a free "personality test."

 

Islam, on the other hand, is actively altering or attempting to alter daily life in this, and other, countries. Not only is their violence level high, but they are intolerant, easily offended, and actively seeking to change our laws and legally protect their terrorists.

 

Hands down, Islam is the biggest festering boil on the ass of the world.

I voted for Scientology because the doctrines are so obviously screwy, but I now see the error my ways.

 

But it's too late. I can't change my vote. alas.

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Judaism for me. Most annoying because it started the whole mess. and its the least believable, IMO. and their god is the most dickish. well, i guess he didnt have a hell though so maybe i'm wrong. Jews think they're the shit though. and even have alot of xians nowadays kowtowing to em. "Bless Is-ri-el!!!! they're the apple of his eeyyyyeee!!! " John Hagee. *spit*

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Definitely Islam.

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Islam. Any religion that kills people that don't believe, and regardless of its adherents' protestations that it's a Religion of Peace™, is one that is annoying.

 

Also, the fact that these dipshits will issue fatwas against people that do things that they don't like (like have the nerve to draw the fucktard Mohammed) that actually live in other countries that aren't fucking muslim, well, that's pretty fucking annoying.

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Difficult to say. Islam and Scientology are definitely up there. Hinduism's caste system seems cruel as well. Judaism, althouh moderated by social developments by now, is cruel anf f*cked up too in its core. Just see the Old Testament. Though at least it's not a proselytizing religion.

 

So in short, I couldn't choose just one. It would be easier to say which one is the less annoying, which would be perhaps Buddhism, though maybe I just say that because I don't know much about it. LOL.

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Definitely Islam, because the men are obsessed with virgins. Heaven is supposed to be full of "wine and women." the Koran says "your wife is your tilth [piece of land to grow kids--sons--on]."

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For me it is the Hindu caste system that reeks to high heaven. Otherwise interesting world view includes this disgusting slave practice of Brahmin bosses and Untouchable slave. Putz that in a huge way. Send them Brahmin wanks down to work the mines I says.

 

Islam is annoying but it is but a permutation or projection of judaeo-christianity. It is just the cose up reflection of Christianity that bugs the beejeesus out of most christians because it looks for all intents and purposes almost identical to the christian cult but it's so-o-o-o creepy.

 

Ya - and just imagine how creepy christian culture looks to an american indian or australian aborigine.

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ISLAM gets my vote.

 

They take pushy and annoying to the extreme with that whole "behead the cartoonist infidel" and that whole "bomb the World Trade Center" thingy....

 

May they all die writhing in a bacon pit.

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May they all die writhing in a bacon pit.

 

HEY!!!

 

Don't waste good bacon.

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May they all die writhing in a bacon pit.

 

HEY!!!

 

Don't waste good bacon.

 

Too true.

 

Maybe just the butchering leftovers.....and the brains. Either way, I want them reeking of pork when they meet their 72 Dungeons and Dragons Champions.

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