Amethyst Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 Return to Allah while you're still alive, once you die there is no more repentance available. If you die in a second from now, where is your soul destined to for eternity? Dont let the Devil or his pomps who created this forum confuse you. It doesnt please Allah to allow you to go to hell and be tormented there by the devil. Instead, he awaits your return with ever open arms. Although he will allow it to happen to those who reject his name. And then that blasphemous icon you show with the words "blah blah blah" will be all you hear from him as your spirit screams for mercy from him. If you choose to reject Allah and blaspheme his name, let there be no doubt you will go to hell and if you havent believed what the Bible says about hell, then take a more modern day approach and see what NDE'rs (People who have had near death experiences have said they saw). It's your choice, but to choose to go to hell is a personal choice of damnation that only an act from above can save you. See any difference? I don't either. Maybe you should convert to Islam. I hear their hell is much worse and their heaven is much better (at least, if you're male). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpooky Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 You know what? For every post that trolls like evreos makes, I'm going to masturbate once to gay pornography and visit a pro-choice rally. I don't know of any rallies close by, but I'm still a hankerin' for a wankerin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angel Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 ........but I'm still a hankerin' for a wankerin'. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ROFLMAO!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihil Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Well, you know, evreos... Eh, why bother. There's a good chance you won't be back anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
euphgeek Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Return to Jesus while you're still alive, once you die there is no more repentance available. If you die in a second from now, where is your soul destined to for eternity? Dont let the Devil or his pomps who created this forum confuse you. It doesnt please your Lord Jesus Christ to allow you to go to hell and be tormented there by the devil. Instead, he awaits your return with ever open arms. Although he will allow it to happen to those who reject his name. And then that blasphemous icon you show with the words "blah blah blah" will be all you hear from him as your spirit screams for mercy from him. If you choose to reject Jesus and blaspheme his name, let there be no doubt you will go to hell and if you havent believed what the Bible says about hell, then take a more modern day approach and see what NDE'rs (People who have had near death experiences have said they saw). It's your choice, but to choose to go to hell is a personal choice of damnation that only an act from above can save you. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Howard Storm was in intense agony and dying.] <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Evreos, you are perverting Howard Storm's NDE. His NDE, like so many others, confirmed that not only is there no one true religion, but people do escape from the hell realms after death. And the ONLY reason he found himself in hell was because he had lived a selfish life. NOT because he was an atheist. Many atheists have had positive near-death experiences. Visit the site Near-Death.com and you can read some of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Three cheers and a pat on the ass to all of you who bothered reading that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Java Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 tl;dr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Jeff Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Return to Jesus while you're still alive Return to REALITY while you're still alive. once you die there is no more repentance available Once you die there is nothing at all available. If you die in a second from now, where is your soul destined to for eternity? If I die a second from now, I will cease to exist. I do not possess this mythical magical inner spook thing that you call a "soul". Dont let the Devil or his pomps who created this forum confuse you. This forum was not created by a TBA (Talking Bible Animal). ...confuse you We're not confused, but you obviously are. But, congratulations! You've come to the right place to get your fundified head screwed on straight! Glory! It doesnt please your Lord Jesus Christ Jesus is not my Lord. I don't have a god. How can a man who has been dead for 2000 years be pleased or displeased by anything at all? allow you to go to hell In REALITY, there is no such place as hell. But, according to your mythology, didn't Jesus Croak in the Spook and then magically Magically Undeaden Himself for me to appease the anger of the Sky Him with His Magic Sky Blood so my inner spook (the real me) wouldn't have to be BBQed forever along with millions of other rational, thinking people and a talking snake? Instead, he awaits your return with ever open arms. His Arms have allegedly been open up there in the Sky now for about 2000 years. Are they tired yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Jeff Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Although he will allow it to happen to those who reject his name Allah will allow it to happen to those who reject his name. And then that blasphemous icon you show with the words "blah blah blah" will be all you hear from him as your spirit screams for mercy from him. "Blah, blah, blah"? Did Jesus fail to Magically Undeaden His Brain? as your spirit screams I've never heard a spook scream. What does it sound like? Or to be Zen about it, "What is the sound of a spook screaming?" "If a spook screams and nobody hears it, did it really scream?" If you choose to reject Jesus and blaspheme his name, let there be no doubt you will go to hell If you choose to reject Santa Claus and blaspheme his name, let there be no doubt that you will go without presents at Christmas. if you havent believed what the Bible says about hell I don't believe what the Book of Myths says about the flaming torture chamber any more than I believe what it says about talking snakes, talking donkeys, invisible folks who live in the sky, and many other laughably absurd things. then take a more modern day approach and see what NDE'rs NDEs are fascinating, but they are products of dying, oxygen-deprived brains, not glimpses of an afterlife. Relevant link: Hallucinatory Near-Death Experiences http://www.infidels.org/library/modern/kei...tine/HNDEs.html It's your choice, but to choose to go to hell is a personal choice of damnation that only an act from above can save you. I choose my BRAIN, and truth, facts, reason, rational thought, and common sense. How does one "choose" to go to a mythical place? So let me get this straight. Only an Invisible Magically Undead Man who lives in the Sky has the power to save me from Himself? Yes, that makes sense! Glory! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amethyst Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 How does one "choose" to go to a mythical place? Why, you must believe in the Chocolate Goddess, of course! 4 Cadbury 1-3: (1)For whosoever believeth in Me shall not perish, (2)but live eternally in Chocolate bliss, and be surrounded by calorie-free chocolate, (3)from which thou shall not gain a single ounce or break out from the Evil Acne Demons. Therefore, you must Repent or suffer in ACNE HELL forever!!11!1!1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandora Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 I think that was all taken from a book called "To Hell and Back" by some guy, who said something once, and did things. I read that book. It's in the bottom of a box somewhere in my basement, where I put things, and do stuff. But seriously, let me ponder about it... What can we make of a hellish NDE? My worldview is x-xtian, so I wonder if I can make it make sense. Could it be Pious Fraud? Lies to save souls by? Maybe. Could it be impious Fraud? Lies to sell books by? Maybe. Could it be a medically near death hallucination based on his own fears and shit? Maybe. The "romantic" part of me wants to think of the nice NDEs as real, so I'm personally disinclined to say "Hallucination!". But it could be. Could it be that a NDE is real, but your experience is subject to what you believed? The afterlife is real, but it is only what you expect. I dont know the answers. I read to the part where he was no longer being tormented, and then lost interest. (Comon! More biker zombies from hell! ...ah, its just goodie goodie now. See ya. ) But did the guy basically go to hell and then get a second chance? Was that what I read? I always wondered why you are not allowed to choose christianity once you've died. Why not? I can love god just as much and for eternity once I've died and actually know its true. Oh yes, it's becuase if you wait that long, your behavior and tithes haven't been controlled, and that was the real point, wasn't it? Thoughts anyone? What are NDE's to you? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> No cases of NDEs have been reported when the patient was braindead. (I would cite this, but I am lazy.) I think it's just like a dream and that the "experiences" are the products of a disconnected mind. It is eery that many of them seem similar, but this could be explained by the fact that everyone has an idea of what would happen or has read about it somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunar Shadow Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Why, you must believe in the Chocolate Goddess, of course! 4 Cadbury 1-3: (1)For whosoever believeth in Me shall not perish, (2)but live eternally in Chocolate bliss, and be surrounded by calorie-free chocolate, (3)from which thou shall not gain a single ounce or break out from the Evil Acne Demons. Therefore, you must Repent or suffer in ACNE HELL forever!!11!1!1 I really need to read that good book Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christopher Carrion Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Yet another hideous looney-tune says "hello".... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angel Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Why, you must believe in the Chocolate Goddess, of course! 4 Cadbury 1-3: (1)For whosoever believeth in Me shall not perish, (2)but live eternally in Chocolate bliss, and be surrounded by calorie-free chocolate, (3)from which thou shall not gain a single ounce or break out from the Evil Acne Demons. Therefore, you must Repent or suffer in ACNE HELL forever!!11!1!1 <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I BELIEVE!!!!!!!! Oh goddess of chocolate, take me as your chocolate follower!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
euphgeek Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 No cases of NDEs have been reported when the patient was braindead. (I would cite this, but I am lazy.) I think it's just like a dream and that the "experiences" are the products of a disconnected mind. It is eery that many of them seem similar, but this could be explained by the fact that everyone has an idea of what would happen or has read about it somewhere. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Actually, there have been some cases of NDEs reported while the patient was brain dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amethyst Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Anyone who believes that NDEs are supernatural, read this. http://skepdic.com/nde.html A few selective quotes: There is no single shared experience reported by those who have had NDEs. Even the experiences of most interest to parapsychologists--such as the “mystical experience,” the “light at the end of the tunnel” experience, the “life review” experience, and the out-of-body experience (OBE)--rarely occur together in near-death experiences. What little research there has been in this field indicates that the experiences Moody lists as typical of the NDE may be due to brain states triggered by cardiac arrest and anesthesia (Blackmore 1993). Furthermore, many people who have not been near death have had experiences that seem identical to NDEs. These mimicking experiences are often the result of psychosis (due to severe neurochemical imbalance) or drug usage, such as hashish, LSD, or DMT. According to Dr. Jansen, ketamine can reproduce all the main features of the NDE, including travel through a dark tunnel into the light, the feeling that one is dead, communing with God, hallucinations, out-of-body experiences, strange noises, etc. This does not prove that there is no life after death, but it does prove that an NDE is not proof of an afterlife. So, it is quite probable that NDEs are just another chemical reaction and have nothing to do with the supernatural at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
euphgeek Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 I wouldn't go so far as to say that it's "probable" that NDEs are just another chemical reaction in the brain, just that it's "possible". Just because you can reproduce the main features of an NDE using drugs doesn't mean that NDEs are not real. There's a lot more evidence for NDEs than just what the drugs reproduce, including people being able to see things that normally wouldn't be possible for them to see otherwise. For example, a person blind from birth having an NDE suddenly being able to see. Whatever this phenomenon is, even if it is just a chemical reaction, it warrants more study from the scientific community and not just being blown off as wishful thinking by people who want them to be true or hallucinations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pug Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Return to Jesus while you're still alive, once you die there is no more repentance available. Why are saying all this? To scare the x-xC? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Checkmate Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Return to Jesus while you're still alive, once you die there is no more repentance available. Why are saying all this? To scare the x-xC? Far be it from me to defend a "Christian" like evreos, but he IS only doing what his bible teaches him. Christianity is nothing but religious terrorism, much like its theistic counterpart, Islam. "Join us or die!" versus, "Believe in Jesus or be cast into hell for eternity!" Like it or not, but that IS your religion. Why are you busting a fellow brother in Christ's chops? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Checkmate Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 You're a cold one, Mr. Grinch...always poin-ting ooout the truuuuth, though the Christians may not like it, when you teach them from their book, Mr. Gri-INCH....You tell it like it is.... Right back atcha, Serenity! Although you aren't "cold" like moi. You're on fire! I figure that between the two of us we're bound to hurt somebody. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouroboros Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Return to Jesus while you're still alive, once you die there is no more repentance available. If you die in a second from now, where is your soul destined to for eternity? Dont let the Devil or his pomps who created this forum confuse you. It doesnt please your Lord Jesus Christ to allow you to go to hell and be tormented there by the devil. Instead, he awaits your return with ever open arms. Although he will allow it to happen to those who reject his name. And then that blasphemous icon you show with the words "blah blah blah" will be all you hear from him as your spirit screams for mercy from him. If you choose to reject Jesus and blaspheme his name, let there be no doubt you will go to hell and if you havent believed what the Bible says about hell, then take a more modern day approach and see what NDE'rs (People who have had near death experiences have said they saw). It's your choice, but to choose to go to hell is a personal choice of damnation that only an act from above can save you. You're misrepresenting the story completely!!!! Don't say we go to hell without no doubt, when the story tells about a person that exactly did the opposite! Howard Storm, according to the story, didn't believe and blasphemed God, but got to heaven and got back. You claim that we can't do this, but still Howard Storm did it. You're contradicting your own story. Both the story and your claim can't be true at the same time. So is the story a lie, or are you lying or are you both a lie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caretaker Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 I REFUSE TO GIVE IN TO YOUR MASS DELUSION! Eh, had to vent..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mako Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Woooo, sounds like ol’ Howard got ahold of some wicked shit! Some how that story isn’t very believable, I know a lot of non-Christians who had NDEs and none of that happened. As I said ol’ Howard seems to have had a bad trip! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandora Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Actually, there have been some cases of NDEs reported while the patient was brain dead. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Considering that info came from a pro-NDE website, I am skeptical. I read my tidbit a few years ago in an anthology of Neurotheology essays and then again just a week or two ago in my Philosophy of Religion book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandora Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 I have a question about OBEs-- how does the soul "see" without biological eyes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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