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Looks like rain out. Ho hum.

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I'm thinking about iced coffee.

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If you need a video tutorial to teach you how to make this shit, stay in school. Or go back to school.

 

 

Or you can do something like this:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdzRskfyE90

 

and spare the human race your gene pool pollution.

 

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Happy Fried Egg, according to autocorrect.

 

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Because heart shaped fried eggs should be the pentacle of your week. If they aren't, what the hell is wrong in your life? Does this picture not evoke joy, happiness, and love? Dammit people! I am trying to turn over a new leaf of positivity and encouragement. So much for that....

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I'm going to be moved to a different cubicle next week. I was told that I wouldn't be moved anymore. Have you seen my stapler?

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I stepped in dog vomit on the stairs with my bare foot.  It was squishy.

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Morgan Freeman's voice makes me sleepy

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My workout sweat towel is white.

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My bath towel is blue.

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Our kitchen counters are white.

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Our refrigerator is silver.

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Our pantry has several shelves.

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The trail mix packaging is clear plastic.

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My headphones are sitting on top of my printer.

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Our drapes are blue.

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Watching Ancient Aliens. Goddamn, why can't I go to sleep? Stupid work. I need sleep now so I won't be all drooling zombie later. Boo hissssssss.

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Watching Ancient Aliens. Goddamn, why can't I go to sleep? Stupid work. I need sleep now so I won't be all drooling zombie later. Boo hissssssss.

 

I like Ancient Aliens for the guy who is always having a bad hair day. Their show is mostly bullshit, though, imho. 

 

Watch the Golf Channel. That would put just about anybody to sleep. Golf can be fun to play, but it is boring as hell to watch on TV.

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Good ol' Gergio!

 

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I like narrator of AA. He has a soothing voice. I just took my afternoon med dose, so I am feeling sleepy. I watched an episode of "Through the Wormhole" and was almost asleep. Then the dogs started barking at the neighbors. Gaaaaah.

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I shaved and showered! Necessary but boring activities...

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My monitor is dusty.

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There is paper on my desk.

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I have a jar of change (coins) sitting on top of my dresser.

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