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My eyes are green.

That's odd. Mine too. How eerie is that?

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My large drinking glass is still blue.

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I need to empty the trash can.

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My eyes are brown.

 

My large drinking glass is still yellow.

 

The devil is a loser and he's my bitch.

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I've yawned many times today.

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My eyes are green.

That's odd. Mine too. How eerie is that?

 

Looks like that cheese is green.

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My trash can is empty.

 

Low fat cottage cheese sucks.

 

Don't eat broken glass.

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Zomg, that cheese was fucking green. It was that way when I opened the damn package.

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35 The sons of Esau were Eliphaz, Reuel, Jeush, and Jaalam, and Korah.

36 The sons of Eliphaz were Teman, Omar, Zephi, Gatam, Kenaz, and Timna, and Amalek.

37 The sons of Reuel were Nahath, Zerah, Shammah, and Mizzah.

38 The sons of Seir were Lotan, Shobal, Zibeon, Anah, Dishon, Ezar, and Dishan.

39 The sons of Lotan were Hori, and Homam; soothly the sister of Lotan was Timna.

40 The sons of Shobal were Alian, and Manahath, and Ebal, and Shephi, and Onam. The sons of Zibeon were Aiah, and Anah.

41 The son of Anah was Dishon. The sons of Dishon were Amram, and Eshban, and Ithran, and Cheran.

42 The sons of Ezer were Bilhan, and Zavan, and Jakan. The sons of Dishan were Uz and Aran.

43 These be the kings that reigned in the land of Edom, before that a king was on the sons of Israel (before that the Israelites had a king). Bela, the son of Beor; and the name of his city was Dinhabah.

44 And when Bela was dead, and zzzzzzzz

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Fingers don't actually fing.

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Thingers don't actually thing either.....or do they?

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That somehow reminds me of...

 

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My eyes are green.

That's odd. Mine too. How eerie is that?

 

 

We're special. ;)

 

 

 

 

My eyes are green.

 

That's odd. Mine too. How eerie is that?

Looks like that cheese is green.

Doh!

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I like gummy vitamins.

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I hate Swedish Fish. They aren't candy. They aren't decoration. They are fucking wax masquerading as treats.

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My eyes are green.

That's odd. Mine too. How eerie is that?

 

 

So are mine.

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My neighbors are being evicted, I think.

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My eyes are green.

That's odd. Mine too. How eerie is that?

So are mine.

*gasp*

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I just bit my tongue.

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My desk is a jungle of manila folders.

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I am cooking brown rice.

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I have to edit my Drugs & Society syllabus for the curriculum committee.

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